sitting on a washing machine and singing white lotus theme
May 17, 2025 at 10:25 AM
sitting on a washing machine and singing white lotus theme
henna in my papercuts :(
April 20, 2025 at 2:59 PM
henna in my papercuts :(
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Only going to Easter to cause problems on purpose
April 20, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Only going to Easter to cause problems on purpose
ive been good at accepting im not always the main character, but for the moments i am that just makes it extra special
April 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
ive been good at accepting im not always the main character, but for the moments i am that just makes it extra special
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one thing i dont get about D&D type worlds is if magic and gods and everything are real why are most people just like normal peasants. is learning magic the equivalent of getting really good at coding or something and people just can’t be bothered or what
March 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
one thing i dont get about D&D type worlds is if magic and gods and everything are real why are most people just like normal peasants. is learning magic the equivalent of getting really good at coding or something and people just can’t be bothered or what
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The reason Silicon Valley is so powerful and annoying is because Oakland lost their sports teams. Without raider fans acting as an apex predator the nerds became too abundant
January 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The reason Silicon Valley is so powerful and annoying is because Oakland lost their sports teams. Without raider fans acting as an apex predator the nerds became too abundant
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ME: people who have sex with the lights on should be called the illuminaughty
HER: *turns off her lamp, goes to sleep*
HER: *turns off her lamp, goes to sleep*
December 29, 2024 at 11:46 PM
ME: people who have sex with the lights on should be called the illuminaughty
HER: *turns off her lamp, goes to sleep*
HER: *turns off her lamp, goes to sleep*
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Lambs resist calls to close slaughterhouse
December 22, 2024 at 9:19 AM
Lambs resist calls to close slaughterhouse
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The Arrest of Christ, German artist, 1480-1495, 📸 by @1ontapdigital
December 20, 2024 at 3:39 AM
The Arrest of Christ, German artist, 1480-1495, 📸 by @1ontapdigital
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Been seven years since I first read this, on the English language's *completely universal but totally invisible* adjective hierarchy, and I can honestly say I've thought about it most days since.
December 20, 2024 at 10:21 AM
Been seven years since I first read this, on the English language's *completely universal but totally invisible* adjective hierarchy, and I can honestly say I've thought about it most days since.
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local boy makes good
December 20, 2024 at 11:42 AM
local boy makes good
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The New York Times, a publication I've worked for and love, recently published a guide on the best men's jeans. Included are $300 APCs and $50 stretch jeans from two different brands. I have a different view on how to find the perfect pair of jeans. So here's a thread. 🧵
December 19, 2024 at 11:20 PM
The New York Times, a publication I've worked for and love, recently published a guide on the best men's jeans. Included are $300 APCs and $50 stretch jeans from two different brands. I have a different view on how to find the perfect pair of jeans. So here's a thread. 🧵
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It's sorta crazy how they are treating Luigi Mangione as if he was the Super Villain in the story.
December 19, 2024 at 9:19 PM
It's sorta crazy how they are treating Luigi Mangione as if he was the Super Villain in the story.
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Going to the movies by yourself is one of life’s hidden pleasures. Just you and a large popcorn and some sour patch kids and all of your big goblin energy alone in the dark where nobody can see your shame. Priceless.
December 17, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Going to the movies by yourself is one of life’s hidden pleasures. Just you and a large popcorn and some sour patch kids and all of your big goblin energy alone in the dark where nobody can see your shame. Priceless.
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Our neighbour always gets my wife's name wrong, so she started doing the same to him. She apologises and says English names "are challenging to remember" and "am I saying it right?". His name is Ken
December 17, 2024 at 6:54 AM
Our neighbour always gets my wife's name wrong, so she started doing the same to him. She apologises and says English names "are challenging to remember" and "am I saying it right?". His name is Ken
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the year is 2034. there are thousands of specialty accounts on twitter. stair guy. smell doctor. cutlery gal. sports them. liquor baby. chef raccoon. finally, men can no longer post any photo without being criticized.
December 17, 2024 at 7:04 PM
the year is 2034. there are thousands of specialty accounts on twitter. stair guy. smell doctor. cutlery gal. sports them. liquor baby. chef raccoon. finally, men can no longer post any photo without being criticized.
when i speak I'm saying "ur" not your or you're
December 16, 2024 at 10:35 AM
when i speak I'm saying "ur" not your or you're
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How it feels arguing on social media:
December 15, 2024 at 6:21 PM
How it feels arguing on social media:
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worms 6: I've been thinking about clowns a lot
December 14, 2024 at 4:19 PM
worms 6: I've been thinking about clowns a lot
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