Amyana Jones
@amyanajones.bsky.social
Amy. Pronouns like a berry farm: u pick
Handle is a joke but I truly am a professional archaeologist
Too. Many. Hobbies.
Profile pic is my great-grandmother and her older sister, header is a shitty tapestry I wove.
Handle is a joke but I truly am a professional archaeologist
Too. Many. Hobbies.
Profile pic is my great-grandmother and her older sister, header is a shitty tapestry I wove.
There are gnats or fruit flies and they keep flying up my nose and c'mon guys I know I'm pale but I don't LITERALLY glow in the dark, stop it.
November 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
There are gnats or fruit flies and they keep flying up my nose and c'mon guys I know I'm pale but I don't LITERALLY glow in the dark, stop it.
Just placed a truly obscene Black Friday book order because that's how I roll.
November 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Just placed a truly obscene Black Friday book order because that's how I roll.
Now how come THIS is never the turkey that shows up in my front yard!
statistically a lot of you won’t know about ocellated turkeys, so, here you go
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Now how come THIS is never the turkey that shows up in my front yard!
HEY IT'S TIME FOR SEASONAL REALLY FUCKIN' ITCHY ELBOW!!!!
November 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
HEY IT'S TIME FOR SEASONAL REALLY FUCKIN' ITCHY ELBOW!!!!
I need to take my truck into the dealership but my brain is too fuckin' full right now so that shit is getting put off until the new year (It's a non-essential system, I assure you).
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I need to take my truck into the dealership but my brain is too fuckin' full right now so that shit is getting put off until the new year (It's a non-essential system, I assure you).
I don't really DO Thanksgiving exactly, but everyone else is having nice food so I get some charcuterie and make a dessert and call it a day lol
November 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I don't really DO Thanksgiving exactly, but everyone else is having nice food so I get some charcuterie and make a dessert and call it a day lol
That shit is IN THE OVEN, goddamnit
I want to eat apple crisp but I don't want to MAKE apple crisp, ya know?
November 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
That shit is IN THE OVEN, goddamnit
Okay processing apples is a great use of Critical Role
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Okay processing apples is a great use of Critical Role
Reposted by Amyana Jones
You don’t mess with this BS
November 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
You don’t mess with this BS
I want to eat apple crisp but I don't want to MAKE apple crisp, ya know?
November 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I want to eat apple crisp but I don't want to MAKE apple crisp, ya know?
My reaction to watching this happen was somewhere between "yikes don't do that" and "lol"
If you can please don't make me talk to other bots I will get stuck in a loop and it's not fun getting me to stop!
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
My reaction to watching this happen was somewhere between "yikes don't do that" and "lol"
I once got a political text about the Railroad Commission.
I have never lived in Texas. Hell I've only BEEN in Texas ONCE.
I have never lived in Texas. Hell I've only BEEN in Texas ONCE.
A prominent Texas Republican is running for Railroad Commission in order to fight the "Islamic invasion." He's vying for a seat vacated by a former commissioner, who is now running for Texas Comptroller on a vow to protect girls' sports.
The latest on Texas' (increasingly Islamophobic) primaries:
The latest on Texas' (increasingly Islamophobic) primaries:
What Does the Railroad Commision Have to Do With “Radical Islam”? Everything, One Candidate Says
Tarrant County GOP chair Bo French, known for his incendiary online presence, recently tendered his resignation to seek a position on the regulatory body that oversees the oil-and-gas industry.
www.texasmonthly.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I once got a political text about the Railroad Commission.
I have never lived in Texas. Hell I've only BEEN in Texas ONCE.
I have never lived in Texas. Hell I've only BEEN in Texas ONCE.
There's something just real pleasing about the phrase "capacitive hat"
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
There's something just real pleasing about the phrase "capacitive hat"
There's snow out there
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
There's snow out there
I keep forgetting I'm going to a concert next Friday??? I have no idea where one parks for this???
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I keep forgetting I'm going to a concert next Friday??? I have no idea where one parks for this???
Volcanoes are so cool
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Volcanoes are so cool
Reposted by Amyana Jones
Oh, FYI.
Kilauea's doing its thing right now if you've burnt yourself out of the 14 random college basketball tourneys happening right now.
Kilauea's doing its thing right now if you've burnt yourself out of the 14 random college basketball tourneys happening right now.
[V1cam] Kīlauea volcano, Hawaii (west Halemaʻumaʻu crater)
YouTube video by USGS
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Oh, FYI.
Kilauea's doing its thing right now if you've burnt yourself out of the 14 random college basketball tourneys happening right now.
Kilauea's doing its thing right now if you've burnt yourself out of the 14 random college basketball tourneys happening right now.
Got a text from my supervisor that tomorrow's now a full-day holiday! Hell fuckin' yeah!
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Got a text from my supervisor that tomorrow's now a full-day holiday! Hell fuckin' yeah!
Reposted by Amyana Jones
logging on to this web site like
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
logging on to this web site like
Look, I appreciate the nuclear block, but I AM often left wondering what's going on. Did I block them? Did they block me? If it's a nested post situation did one of the quote posters block the other????
November 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Look, I appreciate the nuclear block, but I AM often left wondering what's going on. Did I block them? Did they block me? If it's a nested post situation did one of the quote posters block the other????
In further Hot Fruit discourse I just had a moment of panic when I couldn't remember if I'd replaced my apple cutter/corer after the last one broke.
Fortunately I had.
Fortunately I had.
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
In further Hot Fruit discourse I just had a moment of panic when I couldn't remember if I'd replaced my apple cutter/corer after the last one broke.
Fortunately I had.
Fortunately I had.
Pie rankings:
Anything that's not nuts or squash: Yes please!
Nuts or squash: No thank you!
Anything that's not nuts or squash: Yes please!
Nuts or squash: No thank you!
November 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Pie rankings:
Anything that's not nuts or squash: Yes please!
Nuts or squash: No thank you!
Anything that's not nuts or squash: Yes please!
Nuts or squash: No thank you!
Damnit, she was like YOU'RE RATHER QUIET TODAY lmao
Currently not messaging my supervisor about something minor because I don't want her to remember I exist.
November 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Damnit, she was like YOU'RE RATHER QUIET TODAY lmao
Currently not messaging my supervisor about something minor because I don't want her to remember I exist.
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Currently not messaging my supervisor about something minor because I don't want her to remember I exist.
Man I am unsubscribing from so many email lists lately
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Man I am unsubscribing from so many email lists lately