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Uncle Baño
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let us never speak of this night in monaco again
November 15, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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women just really don't want to hear about the Horus Heresy
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 AM
🫡🫡🫡
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 AM
fun weekend plans
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 AM
whom among us
November 15, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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hanging out with the boys goofin off just having fun
April 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
inside of you there are two wolves
November 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
when you're at the clurb and those swedish fireballs hit
November 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Every regulation written in blood
environmental storytelling
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
who up northerning they lights
November 12, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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No kinkshaming to the random pervert who convinced a major brand to pay for their fetish art, but the rest of us did not consent to this.
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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this is the worst night of my life
THEY HAVE NAMES?!?
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
November 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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a lotta yall still dont get it

Senators can use multiple slurp juices on a single senate

so if you have 1 astro Senator and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new senates

Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces
Durbin said critics of his vote “need to understand how the Senate works”
November 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
oh ok
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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turns out it wasnt "just manchin and sinema" (it never was)
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
they;re thinking about thos beans
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
I for one will welcome our Chinese overlords #Beerjacket #China #Tsingtao
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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And you may tell yourself, “This is not my beautiful banner!”
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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never a small robot piloting a large robot that contains a third robot the size of a medium robot around when you need one smdh
June 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
gunpla is the king of all hobbies because you can say it like dr evil says magma
November 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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These dorks AI-generated a car with no engine and didn’t realize it
guy with no tools who doesn’t know how many cylinders his car has after ten minutes of ChatGPT: I can fix this

guy’s girlfriend after consulting her ChatGPT with memory mode enabled: This is exactly like when we went camping and there’s actually a term for this behavior
November 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
fun weekend plans
Discovered a new insane place
November 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
fun weekend plans
November 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM