Mostly the size, though I suppose some folks would consider a couple of the books obscene as well.

Is it eczema? Is it just dry skin? WHO THE FUCK KNOWS, I just know I'd like it to stop!!!

This was me with my apple crisp yesterday. Said NO WAY IS THAT ENOUGH CINNAMON and threw an extra teaspoon in there. I was not wrong.

I, for reasons known only to my subconscious, immediately decided this was a dead opossum in the footwells of someone's vehicle.

I find this especially funny since eggnog has been out in stores for like, this entire month. If you really want an eggnog latte early, you could have been making a copycat recipe at home for weeks!

Similar to the reason I don't make clam chowder more often: I hate cutting potatoes, bitch!

I actually have one, but it's somehow minorly broken and I haven't put in the effort to investigating/fixing it yet.

I love apple crisp and sometimes I'm like MAN WHY DON'T I MAKE THIS MORE OFTEN.

Because you hate cutting and peeling apples, bitch!

I just find cutting up and peeling that many apples to be extremely annoying and tedious!

You don’t mess with this BS

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