Amity Shreve
@amityshreve.bsky.social
They/them shooting the shit and shitting the shot. Kitchen witch 🏳️⚧️
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[Shaking her father’s hand for the first time]
Wow sir I can see where your daughter gets the grippy.
Wow sir I can see where your daughter gets the grippy.
December 23, 2024 at 1:23 PM
[Shaking her father’s hand for the first time]
Wow sir I can see where your daughter gets the grippy.
Wow sir I can see where your daughter gets the grippy.
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i think forklift certification could fix me
November 30, 2024 at 2:02 AM
i think forklift certification could fix me
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Caligula’s orgies but instead of sins of the flesh it was 60% off brand name electronics.
November 30, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Caligula’s orgies but instead of sins of the flesh it was 60% off brand name electronics.
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Just insane that the left treated the tech industry with increasing hostility just because they undermined organized labor, flouted the regulatory state, and bragged that they were going to get rid of everybody's jobs for a decade straight.
November 30, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Just insane that the left treated the tech industry with increasing hostility just because they undermined organized labor, flouted the regulatory state, and bragged that they were going to get rid of everybody's jobs for a decade straight.
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In reality, the Care Bear belly beams melt people like the Ark of the Covenant.
November 30, 2024 at 2:53 AM
In reality, the Care Bear belly beams melt people like the Ark of the Covenant.
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waiter: don’t touch the plate it’s very hot *sets plate down in the weirdest place*
November 29, 2024 at 11:30 PM
waiter: don’t touch the plate it’s very hot *sets plate down in the weirdest place*
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This is 100% absolutely undeniable.
It may be hard for some to accept, but the truth is the fate of all women is inherently tied to the fate of trans women.
November 27, 2024 at 9:26 PM
This is 100% absolutely undeniable.
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This.
There’s an awful lot of “it’s over” and “we won’t survive this” going around. I’m not naive to the danger, I’m just not convinced these people are capable of destroying everything and I’m convinced there are plenty of good, capable, committed people who are not going to just roll over and take it.
November 27, 2024 at 4:14 AM
This.
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WHAT ARE YOU READING
November 27, 2024 at 4:06 AM
WHAT ARE YOU READING
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I got that dawg in me.
The dawg:
The dawg:
November 27, 2024 at 5:01 AM
I got that dawg in me.
The dawg:
The dawg:
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My wife and I have begun negotiations as to how drunk I am allowed to be at thanksgiving. I’m currently offering .12 BAC but I’ll eat double the mashed potatoes, I feel like that’s a fair offer for this political climate
November 27, 2024 at 2:04 AM
My wife and I have begun negotiations as to how drunk I am allowed to be at thanksgiving. I’m currently offering .12 BAC but I’ll eat double the mashed potatoes, I feel like that’s a fair offer for this political climate
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One of the things I still don’t understand is how these tech bros can be pro-technology and anti science.
November 25, 2024 at 1:21 PM
One of the things I still don’t understand is how these tech bros can be pro-technology and anti science.
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I smoke the weed that reminds me of the good times
I smoke the weed that reminds me of the better times
I GET KNOCKED DOWN -
I smoke the weed that reminds me of the better times
I GET KNOCKED DOWN -
November 26, 2024 at 6:44 AM
I smoke the weed that reminds me of the good times
I smoke the weed that reminds me of the better times
I GET KNOCKED DOWN -
I smoke the weed that reminds me of the better times
I GET KNOCKED DOWN -
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A sex worker and a martial artist… a cum fu master, if you will.
November 25, 2024 at 3:02 AM
A sex worker and a martial artist… a cum fu master, if you will.
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gently hold the wooper
November 25, 2024 at 4:21 PM
gently hold the wooper
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I like to use cocktail umbrellas when it’s raining and pretend I’m a giant. My wife & I are separated
November 25, 2024 at 6:49 PM
I like to use cocktail umbrellas when it’s raining and pretend I’m a giant. My wife & I are separated
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*dumps cooler of embalming fluid on funeral director’s head after a tasteful service*
November 24, 2024 at 9:37 AM
*dumps cooler of embalming fluid on funeral director’s head after a tasteful service*
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To be fair she does look like a chicken.
November 23, 2024 at 2:08 PM
To be fair she does look like a chicken.