amhstl.bsky.social
@amhstl.bsky.social
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starting in the 8th overtime you snap the ball from the middle of the end zone and the only rules are that you're not allowed to vomit or cry
November 30, 2024 at 4:51 AM
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the two point conversion turns all playcallers into ROUTEMASTER, SEER OF TIME AND SPACE
November 30, 2024 at 4:46 AM
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And a guy that size catching him
November 30, 2024 at 4:39 AM
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CLEAN OLD FASHIONED HOOTIN AND HOLLERIN
November 30, 2024 at 4:39 AM
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having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition
November 27, 2024 at 3:01 PM
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Me, after 2 domestic light beers:
November 26, 2024 at 3:20 AM
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someone come kill me
November 24, 2024 at 4:56 PM
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It's all tied together and don't let them trick you into thinking it's for safety
November 21, 2024 at 6:34 PM
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I'm still convinced that Trump pushes these atrocious nominees through as part of his power grab. But these fights matter even when they lose. The losses build will.
November 21, 2024 at 12:19 PM
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It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
November 20, 2024 at 4:27 PM
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disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.

phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
November 20, 2024 at 5:10 PM
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I see a lot of you still sharing posts from the obviously fake Count Dracula account, so please be aware:

- the real Count would never post during daylight hours in Romania

- his full given name is Vlad, not Vladimir

- he does not actually say “blah” and would never write it out in a post
November 20, 2024 at 4:21 PM
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uber eats: u look hungry

me: ya

uber eats: but ur so fuckin lazy

me: ya

uber eats: i bet little piggy wants a 15 dollar ice cream cone delivered

me: ya
November 20, 2024 at 7:57 PM
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Friend thrown out of Sunday school when he chose this one and the teacher said “that’s the one that means a lot to you” and he answered “absolutely”
might i suggest the more obscure Ezekiel 23?
November 20, 2024 at 2:42 PM
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Oh my god
I have a sickness
November 20, 2024 at 12:44 AM
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(sitting on a porch talking in a country drawl) starter packs and custom feeds and what have you. all i need is to see posts from the fellas i follow in the order they post em
November 19, 2024 at 4:34 PM
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it's molting, perfectly normal
ESPN video of the metal falling from the roof in Dallas
November 19, 2024 at 1:37 AM
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Barnes & Noble is making a comeback: The world’s largest retail bookseller is expanding at a breakneck pace and is on track to reach its goal of more than 60 planned openings this year.
Barnes & Noble is making a comeback | CNN Business
The world’s largest retail bookseller is expanding at a breakneck pace and is on track to reach its goal of more than 60 planned openings this year. The plan marks a dramatic shift from when it closed...
www.cnn.com
November 18, 2024 at 10:38 PM
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PULISIC
November 19, 2024 at 1:32 AM