Mike 🧂
@americansatellite9.bsky.social
Minnesotan, Loon, Packers, & Tottenham enjoyer, dog dad, vinyl collector, and occasional bird watcher
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
How are they going get this grass back to a playable level? It’s way too tall.
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
How are they going get this grass back to a playable level? It’s way too tall.
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kinda nervous about how much money i have riding on this Super Bowl but if the Packers somehow manage to win it i am going to be doing VERY well
February 8, 2026 at 11:47 PM
kinda nervous about how much money i have riding on this Super Bowl but if the Packers somehow manage to win it i am going to be doing VERY well
A CLUB OPTION!
Él está aquí.
The club has signed Colombian international attacking midfielder James Rodríguez to a guaranteed contract through June 2026, with a club option through December 2026.
Details » https://utd.mn/4klMtQZ
The club has signed Colombian international attacking midfielder James Rodríguez to a guaranteed contract through June 2026, with a club option through December 2026.
Details » https://utd.mn/4klMtQZ
February 6, 2026 at 4:59 PM
A CLUB OPTION!
Screaming
February 6, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Screaming
Firing up Flightradar24 and world cup highlights to end a Thursday
Open up the flight tracker …
News story: Colombian star midfielder James Rodriguez is en route to Minnesota on Thursday to finalize a short-term contract with #MNUFC.
www.twincities.com/2026/02/05/l...
News story: Colombian star midfielder James Rodriguez is en route to Minnesota on Thursday to finalize a short-term contract with #MNUFC.
www.twincities.com/2026/02/05/l...
Loons finalizing deal for Colombian star James Rodriguez
The exact length of his short-term contract is not yet known, but it is presumably through at least the mid-summer FIFA World Cup break.
www.twincities.com
February 5, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Firing up Flightradar24 and world cup highlights to end a Thursday
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💣🇨🇴✅ BREAKING: Minnesota United is finalizing a deal to sign Colombian star James Rodriguez, per sources.
James Rodriguez will NOT be a designated player. Short-term deal.
James is coming to MLS.
w/ @felipecardenas.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/702...
James Rodriguez will NOT be a designated player. Short-term deal.
James is coming to MLS.
w/ @felipecardenas.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/702...
James Rodríguez, Minnesota United finalizing deal to bring Colombian star to MLS: Sources
The Colombian superstar appears headed to an unexpected landing spot as he aims to return to form before the World Cup
www.nytimes.com
February 5, 2026 at 5:22 PM
💣🇨🇴✅ BREAKING: Minnesota United is finalizing a deal to sign Colombian star James Rodriguez, per sources.
James Rodriguez will NOT be a designated player. Short-term deal.
James is coming to MLS.
w/ @felipecardenas.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/702...
James Rodriguez will NOT be a designated player. Short-term deal.
James is coming to MLS.
w/ @felipecardenas.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/702...
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It's Elmo's birthday
February 3, 2026 at 5:58 PM
It's Elmo's birthday
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ICE kidnapped 5 people from my community this morning. I don’t live in Minneapolis. I live in LA County. They’re still here and their still brutalizing.
January 28, 2026 at 7:50 PM
ICE kidnapped 5 people from my community this morning. I don’t live in Minneapolis. I live in LA County. They’re still here and their still brutalizing.
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Walz: I think Kristi Noem probably should go back to South Dakota, not have any dogs, and just kind of ride things out
January 27, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Walz: I think Kristi Noem probably should go back to South Dakota, not have any dogs, and just kind of ride things out
People who work for the company named for the stones Sauron and Saruman used to spy on Middle Earth find out that they are the bad guys.
Palantir employees are pressing company leadership over its work for ICE in internal company Slacks obtained by @wired.com
"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."
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"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."
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Palantir Defends Work With ICE to Staff Following Killing of Alex Pretti
“In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this,” one worker wrote on Slack.
www.wired.com
January 27, 2026 at 12:58 AM
People who work for the company named for the stones Sauron and Saruman used to spy on Middle Earth find out that they are the bad guys.
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"ICE OUT" on Lake Nokomis in Minneapolis, as seen from my flight leaving MSP airport
January 26, 2026 at 6:28 PM
"ICE OUT" on Lake Nokomis in Minneapolis, as seen from my flight leaving MSP airport
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Damn proud of Minnesota.
January 26, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Damn proud of Minnesota.
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There’s video of them ICE murder that just happened in Minneapolis. 5 agents wrestling a man to the ground. A shot goes off and then an agent pulls and fires multiple times into the man as he lays there. It’s so fucked. So so fucked.
January 24, 2026 at 3:46 PM
There’s video of them ICE murder that just happened in Minneapolis. 5 agents wrestling a man to the ground. A shot goes off and then an agent pulls and fires multiple times into the man as he lays there. It’s so fucked. So so fucked.
This is the offseason from hell
Updated news story: Eric Ramsay is leaving #MNUFC for the West Bromwich Albion job, the @pioneerpress.bsky.social learned Thursday morning.
After two outstanding seasons with #Loons, the Welshman is headed home to a team in the English second division.
www.twincities.com/2026/01/08/m...
After two outstanding seasons with #Loons, the Welshman is headed home to a team in the English second division.
www.twincities.com/2026/01/08/m...
Minnesota United coach Eric Ramsay to take West Brom job
This is the second credible connection between Ramsay and another club since the calendar turned last week.
www.twincities.com
January 8, 2026 at 5:15 PM
This is the offseason from hell
God this game is hard to watch
January 4, 2026 at 7:11 PM
God this game is hard to watch
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Congratulations Sailer, You Made It To Friday!
September 28, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Congratulations Sailer, You Made It To Friday!
Minnesota getting ahead of the team inevitably folding with the schedule change next year by selling everyone.
🟢 BREAKING: Austin FC is finalizing a deal to acquire Honduras int'l left back Joseph Rosales from Minnesota United, per sources.
Deal worth $1.5m GAM. Minnesota retain sell-on.
Rosales, 25, made 128 apps for the Loons.
Deal worth $1.5m GAM. Minnesota retain sell-on.
Rosales, 25, made 128 apps for the Loons.
December 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Minnesota getting ahead of the team inevitably folding with the schedule change next year by selling everyone.
I made my profile pic S3 Hopper because he is truly my spirit animal but DSC really just completed the saga for me
December 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I made my profile pic S3 Hopper because he is truly my spirit animal but DSC really just completed the saga for me
Just fell to my knees in a Target
💣🇨🇦 BREAKING: Inter Miami is nearing a deal to sign Canadian int'l GK Dayne St. Clair, per sources.
St. Clair, 28, just was named MLS GK of the Year.
Huge signing for Miami, who just won MLS Cup.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...
St. Clair, 28, just was named MLS GK of the Year.
Huge signing for Miami, who just won MLS Cup.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...
Inter Miami nearing deal for Canada goalkeeper Dayne St. Clair
St. Clair was named 2025 MLS Goalkeeper of the Year and is one of the marquee free agents on the market.
www.nytimes.com
December 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Just fell to my knees in a Target
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💣🇨🇦 BREAKING: Inter Miami is nearing a deal to sign Canadian int'l GK Dayne St. Clair, per sources.
St. Clair, 28, just was named MLS GK of the Year.
Huge signing for Miami, who just won MLS Cup.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...
St. Clair, 28, just was named MLS GK of the Year.
Huge signing for Miami, who just won MLS Cup.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...
Inter Miami nearing deal for Canada goalkeeper Dayne St. Clair
St. Clair was named 2025 MLS Goalkeeper of the Year and is one of the marquee free agents on the market.
www.nytimes.com
December 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
💣🇨🇦 BREAKING: Inter Miami is nearing a deal to sign Canadian int'l GK Dayne St. Clair, per sources.
St. Clair, 28, just was named MLS GK of the Year.
Huge signing for Miami, who just won MLS Cup.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...
St. Clair, 28, just was named MLS GK of the Year.
Huge signing for Miami, who just won MLS Cup.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...
Parson mouthing “I’m out” is an accurate summation of how the season is going to go from here on out.
December 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Parson mouthing “I’m out” is an accurate summation of how the season is going to go from here on out.
CBS Sports has the “HVAC National Championship” on TV and unfortunately I do have more questions than I expect I will get answers.
December 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
CBS Sports has the “HVAC National Championship” on TV and unfortunately I do have more questions than I expect I will get answers.
Love to see that my check to the officials cleared
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Love to see that my check to the officials cleared