Mike
@americansatellite9.bsky.social
Minnesotan, Loon, Packers, & Tottenham enjoyer, dog dad, vinyl collector, and occasional bird watcher
Love to see that my check to the officials cleared
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Love to see that my check to the officials cleared
Actually hilarious for an Everton player to get a red card for hitting his teammate
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Actually hilarious for an Everton player to get a red card for hitting his teammate
How I feel after that @mnufc.com win last night.
November 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
How I feel after that @mnufc.com win last night.
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That was the greatest live sporting event I have ever attended. Buzzing
November 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
That was the greatest live sporting event I have ever attended. Buzzing
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When someone asks me what my dream job, it’s this
October 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
When someone asks me what my dream job, it’s this
AWS being down is the professional version of your college professor being sick. Let’s all just call it a day and take the day off.
October 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
AWS being down is the professional version of your college professor being sick. Let’s all just call it a day and take the day off.
People will say that the Dodgers spanking the Brewers is a sign of the league needing a salary cap, but really I think it just goes to show that money trumps friendship and can buy happiness.
October 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
People will say that the Dodgers spanking the Brewers is a sign of the league needing a salary cap, but really I think it just goes to show that money trumps friendship and can buy happiness.
Sobbing. Absolutely sobbing
August 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Sobbing. Absolutely sobbing
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I think the most unrealistic thing in any movie is when they show people typing in iMessage and none of them ever make typos.
August 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I think the most unrealistic thing in any movie is when they show people typing in iMessage and none of them ever make typos.
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Honestly the most outrageous new change at Cracker Barrel is that, when you fail at the peg game, it says there's "no reason to be embarrassed" instead of calling you an "eg-no-ra-moose." Our country is in tatters
August 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Honestly the most outrageous new change at Cracker Barrel is that, when you fail at the peg game, it says there's "no reason to be embarrassed" instead of calling you an "eg-no-ra-moose." Our country is in tatters
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🇦🇷 Sources: Minnesota United will turn down $8m bid for Joaquin Pereyra from Turkish club Trabzonspor.
Minnesota do not want to lose Pereyra with no time to replace him this summer
Minnesota do not want to lose Pereyra with no time to replace him this summer
August 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
🇦🇷 Sources: Minnesota United will turn down $8m bid for Joaquin Pereyra from Turkish club Trabzonspor.
Minnesota do not want to lose Pereyra with no time to replace him this summer
Minnesota do not want to lose Pereyra with no time to replace him this summer
Going to the state fair to harass Tani Oluwaseyi about Villarreal, will report back with results/restraining order.
Happy First Day of the Minnesota State Fair! Stop by the MNUFC Booth in Fan Central every day to meet and greet with players and PK, games, and more!
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August 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Going to the state fair to harass Tani Oluwaseyi about Villarreal, will report back with results/restraining order.
For real, I love MNUFC and this isn't just sour grapes at losing a potentially great player, but the lateness of the transfer window is absolutely terrible.
Glad Minnesota has to now try to integrate players with *check notes* 7 games left in a season where they’re competing for MLS Cup. The schedule change needs to happen as the league gets better or teams will just continue to get picked apart
🚨🇨🇦 BREAKING: Villarreal are closing in on a deal to sign Canadian int'l forward Tani Oluwaseyi from Minnesota United, per sources.
- Not done yet
- Agreement in principle reached but final details to sort still.
- Fee believed to be in ballpark of $7.5m
www.givemesport.com/villarreal-n...
- Not done yet
- Agreement in principle reached but final details to sort still.
- Fee believed to be in ballpark of $7.5m
www.givemesport.com/villarreal-n...
August 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
For real, I love MNUFC and this isn't just sour grapes at losing a potentially great player, but the lateness of the transfer window is absolutely terrible.
Incredible strength
August 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Incredible strength
July 31, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Has Coldplay trying playing Fix You several times over to see if that makes everything better?
July 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Has Coldplay trying playing Fix You several times over to see if that makes everything better?
I know this isn’t an original take but it really is wild hearing tv personalities condemn Malik Beasley and then immediately cut to the odds for upcoming events.
June 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I know this isn’t an original take but it really is wild hearing tv personalities condemn Malik Beasley and then immediately cut to the odds for upcoming events.
June 29, 2025 at 12:33 AM
At this point I think LinkedIn solely exists so ChatGPT can talk to itself with human avatars
June 20, 2025 at 2:08 PM
At this point I think LinkedIn solely exists so ChatGPT can talk to itself with human avatars
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Win or lose, a meaningful night at Allianz 🫶
June 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Win or lose, a meaningful night at Allianz 🫶
Vinyl nerds everywhere sadly burning their King Crimson album in honor of No Kings protests
June 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Vinyl nerds everywhere sadly burning their King Crimson album in honor of No Kings protests