Does…does he expect to be bribed when he’s no longer mayor?
ADAMS: Now “I don't have to deal with you guys, man. I can fly private now, I can go on a cruise, I can hang out in St. Bart.”
(via @nypost.com)
(via @nypost.com)
November 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Does…does he expect to be bribed when he’s no longer mayor?
“I hate bald boys. I can’t stand bald boys. Every time I see a bald boy, I think I’m back in the pants!”
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
“I hate bald boys. I can’t stand bald boys. Every time I see a bald boy, I think I’m back in the pants!”
So they could all see the walkout lmao
JERUSALEM (AP) — In 'unprecedented operation,' Israeli army takes over mobile phones of Gaza residents to carry Netanyahu UN speech live.
September 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
So they could all see the walkout lmao
This but for law school and big law
Students at elite colleges often arrive not even knowing what consulting or investment banking is. But aggressive efforts by schools end up pushing them into high-paying fields anyway.
The psychological consequences, for some, are steep. “I feel inhuman.”
The psychological consequences, for some, are steep. “I feel inhuman.”
America’s elite colleges are perpetual inequality machines. It doesn't have to be this way.
Rather than steer the nation's top students toward the most lucrative careers, schools could help them build meaningful lives.
www.motherjones.com
September 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
This but for law school and big law
“We have a rule, if you order the nachos to share, one person can’t just eat all the fully loaded nachos”
Trump:
"When you have a network, and you have evening shows, and all they do is hit Trump... They're not allowed to do that."
"When you have a network, and you have evening shows, and all they do is hit Trump... They're not allowed to do that."
September 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
“We have a rule, if you order the nachos to share, one person can’t just eat all the fully loaded nachos”
Wasn’t…wasn’t the Treaty of Versailles the Treaty of Versailles for white people?
September 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Wasn’t…wasn’t the Treaty of Versailles the Treaty of Versailles for white people?
Obligatory I am hearing that on his deathbed, James Dobson received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
August 21, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Obligatory I am hearing that on his deathbed, James Dobson received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
Good news. Between this and the Commanders stadium I’m kind of and nimby now
Trump announces that he’s having a 90,000 sq ft event space added to the White House
July 31, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Good news. Between this and the Commanders stadium I’m kind of and nimby now
Reposted by Ama12345678
Look at my minority leader, dawg, I’m going to the camps
March 14, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Look at my minority leader, dawg, I’m going to the camps
None of this would be happening if Harry Reid had discovered the secrets of immortality
Okay, Schumer's speech was a head fake. This is the Senate D caucus trying to fool their own supporters. Sorry to say that but that's what's happening.
March 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
None of this would be happening if Harry Reid had discovered the secrets of immortality
Soft power? Never met her.
Just got an email from the Fulbright Association. As of right now, funding has been cut off to 12,500 US citizens currently abroad and and more than 7,400 foreigner scholars and students in the United States
March 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Soft power? Never met her.
Joke’s on him, I’ll never tell him my mother’s maiden name
This is a public service announcement from Minnesota Indivisibles.
February 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Joke’s on him, I’ll never tell him my mother’s maiden name
If the Sean be Fain you’re not in vain, if the Shawn be O’Brien oh buddy oof
when i say that there are people who care less about workers and their rights than they do the primacy of a masculinist blue collar identity politics, i am taking about people like sean o’brien
Teamsters President Sean O'Brien downplays Trump's reckless firings of federal workers: "We don't want to see anybody losing their jobs, but he thinks he's within his right."
February 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
If the Sean be Fain you’re not in vain, if the Shawn be O’Brien oh buddy oof
Senator Omar LFGGGGG
If any of you fuckers say Al Franken should run for Tina’s seat I swear …
February 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Senator Omar LFGGGGG
Nothing to see here,just Google’s AI casually tripling my home town’s population
December 29, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Nothing to see here,just Google’s AI casually tripling my home town’s population
I thought the house style would be “230,000 killed in tsunami event”
I’m no fancy headline writer for The NY Times, but I’m pretty sure this says we can kill more people next time.
December 26, 2024 at 4:14 PM
I thought the house style would be “230,000 killed in tsunami event”
Merry Christmas to my favorite seasonal tweet
December 25, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Merry Christmas to my favorite seasonal tweet
THE PARTY CANNOT FAIL IT CAN ONLY BE FAILED
December 23, 2024 at 5:24 AM
THE PARTY CANNOT FAIL IT CAN ONLY BE FAILED
With dems like these we are so fucked
Musk lost because he wanted a govt shutdown. Trump lost because he wanted to raise the debt ceiling to cut taxes for his donors. GOP in Congress lost because they’re a hot mess. Dems held strong & we didn’t close down the government. Sausage making is prettier.
Happy holidays!
Happy holidays!
December 20, 2024 at 11:14 PM
With dems like these we are so fucked
Bashar Al Assad? The ophthalmologist?
December 8, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Bashar Al Assad? The ophthalmologist?
The dream of the 90s is alive and well in Pristina
November 10, 2024 at 10:32 AM
The dream of the 90s is alive and well in Pristina
More like Jeff Bozo! Is that anything?
October 25, 2024 at 7:12 PM
More like Jeff Bozo! Is that anything?