girlzilla
@alyssascott.bsky.social
Martha Stewart wannabe
Seasoned, mediocre skier
Perpetually uncomfortable
(she/her/hers)
Seasoned, mediocre skier
Perpetually uncomfortable
(she/her/hers)
Mahi was my fav fish to eat until now!!!
July 8, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Mahi was my fav fish to eat until now!!!
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A grackle eating elote on 116th St this afternoon.
April 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
A grackle eating elote on 116th St this afternoon.
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#Eagles Jalen Hurts will NOT be visiting the White House today due to “scheduling conflicts”.
(Via: @yamiche.bsky.social)
(Via: @yamiche.bsky.social)
April 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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I lived it: I laid down to take a nap and realized that the light is still on
April 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I lived it: I laid down to take a nap and realized that the light is still on
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Banks have some nerve charging overdraft fees from the very taxpayers that bails them out years ago.
Abolish overdraft fees.
Abolish overdraft fees.
March 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Banks have some nerve charging overdraft fees from the very taxpayers that bails them out years ago.
Abolish overdraft fees.
Abolish overdraft fees.
What do you mean I share a birthday with Mitch McConnell?
February 21, 2025 at 4:55 AM
What do you mean I share a birthday with Mitch McConnell?
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There are so many unhinged TikTok videos of eagles fans; I am actually becoming obsessed with the fandom. Absolutely feral it’s incredible and I love them.
February 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
There are so many unhinged TikTok videos of eagles fans; I am actually becoming obsessed with the fandom. Absolutely feral it’s incredible and I love them.
Hank picked up a cold at puppy school and it is impossibly sad to watch 😭
February 6, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Hank picked up a cold at puppy school and it is impossibly sad to watch 😭
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shock value is tanking in an oversaturated market, like I don't even know what to do with this "deer in headlights" look I just recently mastered
February 3, 2025 at 2:23 PM
shock value is tanking in an oversaturated market, like I don't even know what to do with this "deer in headlights" look I just recently mastered
“Cancel culture” is not real
February 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
“Cancel culture” is not real
Why doesn’t Zillow let me save things in folders?
January 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Why doesn’t Zillow let me save things in folders?
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Whelp! Congratulations to the Democratic Party for giving Trump a layup slam dunk the DAY BEFORE his inauguration, you toothless, shit suckers.
January 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Whelp! Congratulations to the Democratic Party for giving Trump a layup slam dunk the DAY BEFORE his inauguration, you toothless, shit suckers.
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If I could hand one directive to the Democratic Party for the next four years, it would be this:
People will vote for you if you fight, even if you lose.
People will not vote for you if you do not fight.
People will vote for you if you fight, even if you lose.
People will not vote for you if you do not fight.
January 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
If I could hand one directive to the Democratic Party for the next four years, it would be this:
People will vote for you if you fight, even if you lose.
People will not vote for you if you do not fight.
People will vote for you if you fight, even if you lose.
People will not vote for you if you do not fight.
I’m at the airport and every single conversation I hear is about TikTok going dark. 170 million American users. The dems fumbled so bad handing this win to Trump.
January 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I’m at the airport and every single conversation I hear is about TikTok going dark. 170 million American users. The dems fumbled so bad handing this win to Trump.
Unable to sleep due to anxiety over losing the clock app. Apparently my body cannot distinguish the difference between a TikTok ban and being chased by a dinosaur.
January 16, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Unable to sleep due to anxiety over losing the clock app. Apparently my body cannot distinguish the difference between a TikTok ban and being chased by a dinosaur.
Clean sheet day is ELITE
January 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Clean sheet day is ELITE
The crazy frog song is a cover???
January 11, 2025 at 6:39 AM
The crazy frog song is a cover???
whatever virus is going around is the absolute sickest I’ve been in my life
January 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
whatever virus is going around is the absolute sickest I’ve been in my life
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It made me physically ill following updates from the Supreme Court today. Sending love to trans people, trans kids especially, and their families because… whew. Enduring this kind of hostility is an experience us cisgender will never fully understand.
December 4, 2024 at 7:00 PM
It made me physically ill following updates from the Supreme Court today. Sending love to trans people, trans kids especially, and their families because… whew. Enduring this kind of hostility is an experience us cisgender will never fully understand.
Christmas list goin wild this year
December 4, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Christmas list goin wild this year
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this new expensive and time-consuming hobby will fix me
November 14, 2024 at 9:26 PM
this new expensive and time-consuming hobby will fix me