Alys
@alysnoises.bsky.social
How does a person end up hating themselves so totally that they literally think they have a duty to die of AIDS??
December 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
How does a person end up hating themselves so totally that they literally think they have a duty to die of AIDS??
Literally the only difference between this and Obama-era policy is Obama wasn't gross about it on the internet
They’re killing people as a twitter joke. It’s depraved. Can’t let yourself lose the capacity to be appalled and disgusted and outraged by this.
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announces another boat strike in response to a request/wish from Turning Point USA’s Andrew Kolvet.
December 6, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Literally the only difference between this and Obama-era policy is Obama wasn't gross about it on the internet
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I’m ecstatic to announce my new double LP, Autechre Guitar, is now available for preorder from Bill Orcutt’s Palilalia Records. Ten songs by the English electronic music duo, Autechre, transcribed and arranged for solo acoustic guitar. 🙏 🟩
shaneparish.bandcamp.com/album/autech...
shaneparish.bandcamp.com/album/autech...
December 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I’m ecstatic to announce my new double LP, Autechre Guitar, is now available for preorder from Bill Orcutt’s Palilalia Records. Ten songs by the English electronic music duo, Autechre, transcribed and arranged for solo acoustic guitar. 🙏 🟩
shaneparish.bandcamp.com/album/autech...
shaneparish.bandcamp.com/album/autech...
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
What a time to be alive
December 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
What a time to be alive
It's like oh look, the continuous churning roiling mess of opaque subterranean factional intrigue on the British left has decided to formally call itself "Your Party", what a charmingly precise illustration of certain core principles of Freudian theory
December 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
It's like oh look, the continuous churning roiling mess of opaque subterranean factional intrigue on the British left has decided to formally call itself "Your Party", what a charmingly precise illustration of certain core principles of Freudian theory
POV: You are an autism specialist having a stroke
"Runctitiononal features"? "Medical fymblal"? "1 Tol Line storee"? This gets worse the longer you look at it. But it's got to be good, because it was published in Nature Scientific Reports last week: www.nature.com/articles/s41... h/t @asa.tsbalans.se
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
POV: You are an autism specialist having a stroke
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In @yougov.co.uk polling of the trans community, to the best of our knowledge the first of its kind ever conducted, an astonishing 84% said Britain is “fairly unsafe” or “very unsafe” for trans people.
goodlaw.social/ncfw
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‘Abject terror’: survey shows 84% of trans people feel Britain is unsafe
YouGov poll reveals safety crisis for trans people in the UK
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October 27, 2025 at 12:29 PM
In @yougov.co.uk polling of the trans community, to the best of our knowledge the first of its kind ever conducted, an astonishing 84% said Britain is “fairly unsafe” or “very unsafe” for trans people.
goodlaw.social/ncfw
goodlaw.social/ncfw
I wish I could meet some queer people who don't have some variety of catastrophic brain disease
October 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I wish I could meet some queer people who don't have some variety of catastrophic brain disease
Yeah no we had it perfect it's our enemies' fault for winning...
October 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Yeah no we had it perfect it's our enemies' fault for winning...
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fish and chips, the native British dish invented by sephardic Jewish migrants in the 18th century using a vegetable no one on this island had encountered before the 16th
The British Right are just in total freefall into savagery at this point
October 18, 2025 at 11:49 AM
fish and chips, the native British dish invented by sephardic Jewish migrants in the 18th century using a vegetable no one on this island had encountered before the 16th
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Remember all of the ghouls who denied this was happening and did everything they could to make the problem worse from JK Rowling to Wes Streeting. The NHS who did a stitch up report to hide the growing number of suicides from trans youth on the waitlists. They should never be forgiven.
October 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Remember all of the ghouls who denied this was happening and did everything they could to make the problem worse from JK Rowling to Wes Streeting. The NHS who did a stitch up report to hide the growing number of suicides from trans youth on the waitlists. They should never be forgiven.
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"I would smear the bejaysus out of her, simply because you've nothing to lose... you've got to create a fear... in my experience, nothing works like negative campaigning."
They're really openly saying the quiet part out loud now aren't they...🤔
They're really openly saying the quiet part out loud now aren't they...🤔
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
"I would smear the bejaysus out of her, simply because you've nothing to lose... you've got to create a fear... in my experience, nothing works like negative campaigning."
They're really openly saying the quiet part out loud now aren't they...🤔
They're really openly saying the quiet part out loud now aren't they...🤔
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Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com
September 30, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com
This is so fucked
This is what happens when you wring out a wet towel while floating in space.
Credit: CSA/NASA
Credit: CSA/NASA
September 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
This is so fucked
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“Israeli forces fired upon a clearly identified MSF water truck while it was distributing drinking water in Gaza City. The vehicle’s route and schedule had been communicated in advance to the Israeli authorities.
This attack was a deliberate attempt to sabotage water distribution to civilians.”
This attack was a deliberate attempt to sabotage water distribution to civilians.”
September 18, 2025 at 11:59 AM
“Israeli forces fired upon a clearly identified MSF water truck while it was distributing drinking water in Gaza City. The vehicle’s route and schedule had been communicated in advance to the Israeli authorities.
This attack was a deliberate attempt to sabotage water distribution to civilians.”
This attack was a deliberate attempt to sabotage water distribution to civilians.”
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it does seem weird to declare war on people and then demand they mourn your dead
September 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
it does seem weird to declare war on people and then demand they mourn your dead
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Just the fucking word, man
September 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Just the fucking word, man
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Last one, I promise. I swear to god I’m not seeking these out. These are just being dumped into my timeline by the company run by one of America’s greatest geniuses, Mark Zuckerberg. Again, this is 100% false.
September 13, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Last one, I promise. I swear to god I’m not seeking these out. These are just being dumped into my timeline by the company run by one of America’s greatest geniuses, Mark Zuckerberg. Again, this is 100% false.
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Some of the high quality content Zuckerberg’s platform is algorithmically shoveling into the brains of American consumers. This story is 100% made up, in case that wasn’t obvious.
September 13, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Some of the high quality content Zuckerberg’s platform is algorithmically shoveling into the brains of American consumers. This story is 100% made up, in case that wasn’t obvious.
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Judith Butler on being named to a list of UC Berkeley faculty & students provided to the Department of Education to be investigated for anti-semitism, w/ zero transparency about what they're being accused of or by whom. Pure McCarthyism & totally indefensible. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
September 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Judith Butler on being named to a list of UC Berkeley faculty & students provided to the Department of Education to be investigated for anti-semitism, w/ zero transparency about what they're being accused of or by whom. Pure McCarthyism & totally indefensible. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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need to crack down on nihilists with their little round hats and blue glasses, imo
September 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
need to crack down on nihilists with their little round hats and blue glasses, imo
I didn't think the Charlie Kirk shooter would turn out to be a leftist given that he chose a definite and realistic target and hit that target effectively and precisely, none of which is leftist behaviour.
September 12, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I didn't think the Charlie Kirk shooter would turn out to be a leftist given that he chose a definite and realistic target and hit that target effectively and precisely, none of which is leftist behaviour.