Alt Newt
altrandall.bsky.social
Alt Newt
@altrandall.bsky.social
Snowboarding microbiologist tree-cultist.

Personal account. FBI agents and prospective employers need not apply
Pinned
Democrats are not "playing 4D chess," not making a point, not following the will of their constituents, and there is no plan. This isn't some masterful strategy of "raising awareness" of Republican cruelties to win midterms. Does it look like they've had a strategy since Obama? Everything's on fire
Reposted by Alt Newt
What's the worst thing in the emails?
November 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Random shit that will ruin your life out of the blue, it's hard to top electronic toll booth fees. You drive somewhere trash like Detroit, get a bill for $25 in the mail that you don't notice with 30 other pieces of trash mail... And the next thing you know your license is fucking suspended
November 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Reposted by Alt Newt
November 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Reposted by Alt Newt
Hey Toronto: Mask up! Get your vaccines (Covid, Flu, RSV). Big jump in waste water values and that data is 2 weeks old.

Source: @young.me (thanks!)
wwater.ca/Ontario/Toro...
November 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Something awful is happening to American medium speed food; it's all dying. If you want McDonald's, Wendy's or some other cat food they've got you covered.. but if you were hoping for some decent not chain takeout you're going to be looking for a while.

Nobody can afford to eat out
www.fitchratings.com
November 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Reposted by Alt Newt
The Jewish Space Lasers lady is currently the voice of reason.
November 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Reposted by Alt Newt
You should NEVER hand your unlocked phone to any government official.
November 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Reposted by Alt Newt
When they finally do release the Epstein Files I want to be notified like it's an Amber Alert
November 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
1,600 Fossil fuel activists at COP30

"Gee I wonder if we'll get anything done about climate change"
Fossil fuel lobbyists outnumber all Cop30 delegations except Brazil, report says
One in every 25 participants at 2025 UN climate summit is a fossil fuel lobbyist, according to Kick Big Polluters Out
www.theguardian.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Reposted by Alt Newt
Police have always treated Black people the way you’re witnessing I.C.E. terrorize Brown people.

We tried to tell you!

We called to defund and ultimately abolish U.S. military policing.

You called us Marxist extremists and ✨insisted✨ police keep us safe.

Now, they are coming for you and yours.
November 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Reposted by Alt Newt
They’re all just looting the treasury now
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Reposted by Alt Newt
Don't believe their lies — this is about making it more difficult for hardworking people to feed their families. Once again: the cruelty is the point.
November 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
It has only gone down one year in your lifetime and that was 2020 during the pandemic, back when we had an opportunity but learned nothing. Like we had one shot, and we let all these idiots force us back into the office.
That’s why it’s still going up
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Reposted by Alt Newt
The International Criminal Court (ICC) has stated that the US air strikes on “alleged” drug smuggling boats will be treated under international law as crimes against humanity.
November 14, 2025 at 10:12 AM
If your business model involves actively fucking with customers, which includes students, to try to extract more money out of them, please don't bother hiring me. We'd be wasting a lot of both of our time.
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Reposted by Alt Newt
Your Data Will Be Used Against You.
www.theverge.com/2024/9/24/24...
Don’t ever hand your phone to the cops
Even if you’ve got nothing to hide.
www.theverge.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Gold being consistently over $4,000 in ounces everything you need to know about the current economy and the US dollar

It was seriously $600 an ounce less than 20 years ago. So you could buy a gold coin with 600 bucks, and now it takes 6x that. That's how much the dollar has tanked in your lifetime.
November 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Reposted by Alt Newt
Priorities.
November 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Reposted by Alt Newt
November 13, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Reposted by Alt Newt
When Big Oil companies claim to be partners in climate solutions, remember: they are lying.

As the climate crisis intensifies, Chevron is once again "increasing investments in oil and gas exploration," Reuters reports.

www.reuters.com/markets/comm...
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
"Three decades of global climate action have slowed the rise of planet-warming pollution"

No they have not. Carbon emissions have accelerated literally faster than ever. If your argument is "well, they're accelerating less quickly than they could have," it's beyond hypothetical.
New reports paint picture of an ‘extremely dangerous’ future with warming expected to blow past key limit | CNN
Melting ice sheets. Massive flooding. Dead coral reefs. Humanity is careening toward an untenable future as global temperatures rise, scientists warn
www.cnn.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
That Google has made their search engine worse specifically so that you have to search multiple times, receive more ads, and bump up their revenue is a fire alarm moment for using the internet.
The Death of Google Search: Why Google’s Results Are Now Worse Than Its Competitors – Impact Lab
www.impactlab.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Enshitification of giant social media and news corporations bought by oligarchs functioning as extensions of the government is not good to put it mildly. Throw in AI slop and the internet is only going to be usable for surveillance.

Every corporation that knows you exist is a liability
November 13, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Democrats will not be happy until they've empowered this rogue, lawless administration to the point he is putting them in jail.

They wasted time, money and limited attention, and produced theater of 8 rogue senators when it's obvious they were following orders. No wonder they can't win elections.
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM