Nate Ennui
@alternatenate.bsky.social
No skills. Bad opinions. Soft like an onion.
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Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.
June 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.
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All this because folks just couldn't vote for a Black woman.
June 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
All this because folks just couldn't vote for a Black woman.
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Silence
Is
Complicity
Straighten your spine
Speak & live your truth
Is
Complicity
Straighten your spine
Speak & live your truth
June 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Silence
Is
Complicity
Straighten your spine
Speak & live your truth
Is
Complicity
Straighten your spine
Speak & live your truth
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“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”
June 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”
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yeah man, please make my 85 year
old great aunt prove her citizenship to vote in rural georgia, this definitely isn’t reminiscent of anything in the american past
old great aunt prove her citizenship to vote in rural georgia, this definitely isn’t reminiscent of anything in the american past
🧵 There are a lot of misleading claims out there about the SAVE Act. Let me set the record straight: I voted for the SAVE Act for the simple reason that American elections are for Americans. Requiring proof of citizenship to register to vote is common sense.
April 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
yeah man, please make my 85 year
old great aunt prove her citizenship to vote in rural georgia, this definitely isn’t reminiscent of anything in the american past
old great aunt prove her citizenship to vote in rural georgia, this definitely isn’t reminiscent of anything in the american past
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Get in loser, we’re crashing the goddamn economy
March 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Get in loser, we’re crashing the goddamn economy
Randy Man Macho Savage
March 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Randy Man Macho Savage
Me, upon waking up every morning now
February 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Me, upon waking up every morning now
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Stop mass deportations with this one simple trick: wapo.st/41apYFB (gift link)
February 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Stop mass deportations with this one simple trick: wapo.st/41apYFB (gift link)
It’s the people’s office, my dude
February 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
It’s the people’s office, my dude
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I can’t believe the Supreme Court said the president was above the law and now the president is acting like he’s above the law.
February 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I can’t believe the Supreme Court said the president was above the law and now the president is acting like he’s above the law.
For chrissakes it was a Nazi salute. Just call it a damned nazi salute.
February 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
For chrissakes it was a Nazi salute. Just call it a damned nazi salute.
Jimmy John’s: what’s in your wallet?
January 31, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Jimmy John’s: what’s in your wallet?
This country is so effed right now. I don’t even know what to say anymore.
January 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
This country is so effed right now. I don’t even know what to say anymore.
You can almost picture the racist-ass MAGA cultist that called ICE on these Americans.
ICE Says 'Sorry' After Detaining US Citizens for Speaking Spanish: Report
A Puerto Rican family, all US citizens, was wrongfully detained by ICE in Milwaukee after speaking Spanish.
www.latintimes.com
January 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
You can almost picture the racist-ass MAGA cultist that called ICE on these Americans.
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i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
January 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
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Kush got me feeling like Luke Vader from Star Trek
January 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Kush got me feeling like Luke Vader from Star Trek
Any time is a good time to punch a mf’n nazi
January 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Any time is a good time to punch a mf’n nazi
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so it's just gonna be a constant sick feeling of dread, got it
January 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
so it's just gonna be a constant sick feeling of dread, got it
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Definitely a sign of a healthy & functioning society that we're all constantly feeling tremendous guilt & pressure over not being able to singlehandedly fix all the ails of the world as individuals because the people in charge who are supposed to be fixing them are deliberately making them worse.
January 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Definitely a sign of a healthy & functioning society that we're all constantly feeling tremendous guilt & pressure over not being able to singlehandedly fix all the ails of the world as individuals because the people in charge who are supposed to be fixing them are deliberately making them worse.
Frankly, health insurance companies are unnecessary evils in the world.
December 7, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Frankly, health insurance companies are unnecessary evils in the world.
Kill your heroes.
December 7, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Kill your heroes.
I don’t give a shit about the CEO being taken out. If all CEOs and celebrities were dead, my life would probably be better.
December 7, 2024 at 12:41 AM
I don’t give a shit about the CEO being taken out. If all CEOs and celebrities were dead, my life would probably be better.