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none of this is real
none of this is real
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Hitter B obviously has a solid retirement plan with a diverse portfolio and lives within their means. However, he swings at everything
June 25, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Hitter B obviously has a solid retirement plan with a diverse portfolio and lives within their means. However, he swings at everything
plot twist: the CSW on Christian babies is only 18%
June 16, 2025 at 11:42 AM
plot twist: the CSW on Christian babies is only 18%
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
June 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
Dodgers fans:
Oh yeah he’s DUMB-dumb.
June 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Dodgers fans:
key protest metrics:
earned death
expected potential death
skill-interactive death
earned death
expected potential death
skill-interactive death
June 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
key protest metrics:
earned death
expected potential death
skill-interactive death
earned death
expected potential death
skill-interactive death
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kids these days don't know that Jonathan Villar invented the tush push
May 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
kids these days don't know that Jonathan Villar invented the tush push
Two ways to score in Boston
- hit ball very far
- do not swing at all
- hit ball very far
- do not swing at all
May 17, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Two ways to score in Boston
- hit ball very far
- do not swing at all
- hit ball very far
- do not swing at all
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The new Jason Voorhees catchphrase has been revealed: “I’m going to kill you with a big knife”
This catchphrase will be used across future movies, gaming, merchandise & more.
This catchphrase will be used across future movies, gaming, merchandise & more.
May 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The new Jason Voorhees catchphrase has been revealed: “I’m going to kill you with a big knife”
This catchphrase will be used across future movies, gaming, merchandise & more.
This catchphrase will be used across future movies, gaming, merchandise & more.
Jolly Olive is metrosexual
gen z and gen alpha get a lot of shit for “making up sexualities and gender” but millennials should get some flack too. wtf is a metrosexual
May 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Jolly Olive is metrosexual
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Wow what an honor
interested fans should google "Pete Rose 14" to learn more
interested fans should google "Pete Rose 14" to learn more
May 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Wow what an honor
interested fans should google "Pete Rose 14" to learn more
interested fans should google "Pete Rose 14" to learn more
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New baseball movie idea: Dark comedy where a banned player fakes his own death because he's desperate to see if he'll make the Hall of Fame
May 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
New baseball movie idea: Dark comedy where a banned player fakes his own death because he's desperate to see if he'll make the Hall of Fame
Pete Rose is now eligible to be nominated to the Supreme Court
May 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Pete Rose is now eligible to be nominated to the Supreme Court
Spencer Snorkelson
May 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Spencer Snorkelson
what if we asked Rafael Devers to umpire instead
May 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
what if we asked Rafael Devers to umpire instead
it's all in the arm slot
These boxes are not moving. A mind-bending optical illusion by Japanese artist Jagarikin.
May 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
it's all in the arm slot
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The Royals were 13-14 before the Chiefs selected WR Jalen Royals. 10–2 since then.
May 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The Royals were 13-14 before the Chiefs selected WR Jalen Royals. 10–2 since then.
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BUCK: that white smoke indicates we have a new holy father
SMOLTZ: I wonder what his opinion is on the Concordat of Worms
BUCK: what the
SMOLTZ: The investiture controversy was a blight that ruined Europe for centuries
BUCK: what’s going on h…
SMOLTZ: False monk!Descend, or be forever damned!
SMOLTZ: I wonder what his opinion is on the Concordat of Worms
BUCK: what the
SMOLTZ: The investiture controversy was a blight that ruined Europe for centuries
BUCK: what’s going on h…
SMOLTZ: False monk!Descend, or be forever damned!
May 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
BUCK: that white smoke indicates we have a new holy father
SMOLTZ: I wonder what his opinion is on the Concordat of Worms
BUCK: what the
SMOLTZ: The investiture controversy was a blight that ruined Europe for centuries
BUCK: what’s going on h…
SMOLTZ: False monk!Descend, or be forever damned!
SMOLTZ: I wonder what his opinion is on the Concordat of Worms
BUCK: what the
SMOLTZ: The investiture controversy was a blight that ruined Europe for centuries
BUCK: what’s going on h…
SMOLTZ: False monk!Descend, or be forever damned!
the real question is why the Arkansas governor looks like the villain from a Shirley Temple movie
Not long before every Arkansas business owner pays themselves via tips or NIL money. WCGW?
www.5newsonline.com/article/news...
www.5newsonline.com/article/news...
Arkansas Gov. signs law exempting NIL deals from taxes, FOIA requests
The law was signed amid controversy between the U of A's NIL collective and a player who joined the transfer portal just months after arriving on campus.
www.5newsonline.com
May 9, 2025 at 1:30 PM
the real question is why the Arkansas governor looks like the villain from a Shirley Temple movie
well, they could very easily solve this problem by calling it Piecemaker instead
There is no I in Peace.
Teaser trailer for #Peacemaker Season 2 is coming tomorrow.
Teaser trailer for #Peacemaker Season 2 is coming tomorrow.
May 9, 2025 at 11:14 AM
well, they could very easily solve this problem by calling it Piecemaker instead
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molly is the new crack
May 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
molly is the new crack
when a Red Sox player gets assigned a new fielding position, they bring them into a special room to cry for a bit
May 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
when a Red Sox player gets assigned a new fielding position, they bring them into a special room to cry for a bit
reportedly the Pope is from Southside but he's a Cubs fan
truly we live in the worst timeline
truly we live in the worst timeline
May 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
reportedly the Pope is from Southside but he's a Cubs fan
truly we live in the worst timeline
truly we live in the worst timeline