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Casey Sweeney
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Trapped in a prison of my own graphic design.
I can’t imagine having a thought this evil, let alone saying it out loud.
“.. We need to get better at treating this like a business,” ICE acting director Todd M. Lyons said .. as efficiently as Amazon moves packages: “Like Prime, but with human beings.”

@washingtonpost.com
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
December 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Incredibly funny special. Ian is one of the comedians of all time.
You can watch the closer of the year, and the entire special, right here!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L9l...
December 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving!!!
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Asking our pediatrician to recommend some sort of toddler safe tranquilizer dart for air travel
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Opinion: Why Should I Reward Shitty Cosplay With Free Candy? hard-drive.net/hd/opinion/o...
Opinion: Why Should I Reward Shitty Cosplay With Free Candy?
Cosplay is the artform of the people. With our own hands, we create movie-quality costumes that show off our creativity, passion and love of convention…
hard-drive.net
October 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
secret agent scaling a skyscraper with suction cups that he has to keep licking so that they stick to the glass
October 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Addition Of Ketchup Factored Into Calculation Of French Fry’s Final Temperature https://theonion.com/addition-of-ketchup-factored-into-calculation-of-french-1819580019/
October 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Made this same play in beer league, I’m ready for my call any day now
October 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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*reading a post that’s just a man’s name with no other context* ah this must be about baseball
October 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Peak sports logo design and I will not be accepting counter arguments.
Logo of the Day: Detroit Tigers (1927-28)
This unsettling tiger head was on the front of Detroit's road jersey in 1927, then moved to the back in 1928, before uniforms had numbers. Weird and wonderful. ##Tigers##MLB

Tigers Logo History: https://www.sportslogos.net/logos/list_by_team/59/
October 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
finally I have something in common with LeBron
NEWS: LeBron James will miss the start of the Lakers' season due to sciatica on his right side, the team announced.

He will be re-evaluated in 3-4 weeks.
October 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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September 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
re: current events
September 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius
September 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
@iankarmel.bsky.social being held back while @seanjordancomedy.bsky.social slanders his choice of cereal
Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!
September 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Tears in my eyes thinking about how much joy this brought @mikegolicjr.bsky.social
WE GOT A THICC SIX FOR TEXAS TECH WITH @mikegolicjr.bsky.social ON THE CALL
September 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Spit Eagles, Spit
September 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
why is quantum fiber advertising to me with this little pervert
August 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
The world is bleak and overwhelming but on the other hand snickers ice cream bar
August 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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I can not imagine a better example of “telling on yourself” than announcing that you oppose Superman’s ideology.
July 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
twitter guy thinking he’s tweeting at grok but is also a patriots fan: Gronk is this true
July 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
also a bit of a dad-rock band t-shirt pissing contest. Everyone thinks they’re winning but we’re all losers
really feeling my kinship with the other dudes wearing sensible shoes carrying a tote at the Dr. Dog show tonight
July 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
really feeling my kinship with the other dudes wearing sensible shoes carrying a tote at the Dr. Dog show tonight
July 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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If someone ever asks “Why are you, as a man, wearing another man’s jersey??” just say “because I am in love with him.”
July 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
all time banger ep. nearly did a spit-take while driving when @seanjordancomedy.bsky.social said “Gush that Like button”
THIS IS WHAT PEEK PODCASTING LOOKS LIKE. We were joined in studio by @laurapeekcomedy.bsky.social to draft "Snacks for a Middle School Pool Party!"

WHAT ARE YOUR TOP PICKS?

bit.ly/afepoolsnacks
June 27, 2025 at 1:59 PM