Casey Sweeney
@alphonso-mangoes.bsky.social
Trapped in a prison of my own graphic design.
I can’t imagine having a thought this evil, let alone saying it out loud.
“.. We need to get better at treating this like a business,” ICE acting director Todd M. Lyons said .. as efficiently as Amazon moves packages: “Like Prime, but with human beings.”
@washingtonpost.com
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@washingtonpost.com
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December 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I can’t imagine having a thought this evil, let alone saying it out loud.
Incredibly funny special. Ian is one of the comedians of all time.
You can watch the closer of the year, and the entire special, right here!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L9l...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L9l...
December 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Incredibly funny special. Ian is one of the comedians of all time.
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Happy Thanksgiving!!!
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!!!
Asking our pediatrician to recommend some sort of toddler safe tranquilizer dart for air travel
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Asking our pediatrician to recommend some sort of toddler safe tranquilizer dart for air travel
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Opinion: Why Should I Reward Shitty Cosplay With Free Candy? hard-drive.net/hd/opinion/o...
Opinion: Why Should I Reward Shitty Cosplay With Free Candy?
Cosplay is the artform of the people. With our own hands, we create movie-quality costumes that show off our creativity, passion and love of convention…
hard-drive.net
October 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Opinion: Why Should I Reward Shitty Cosplay With Free Candy? hard-drive.net/hd/opinion/o...
secret agent scaling a skyscraper with suction cups that he has to keep licking so that they stick to the glass
October 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
secret agent scaling a skyscraper with suction cups that he has to keep licking so that they stick to the glass
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Addition Of Ketchup Factored Into Calculation Of French Fry’s Final Temperature https://theonion.com/addition-of-ketchup-factored-into-calculation-of-french-1819580019/
October 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Addition Of Ketchup Factored Into Calculation Of French Fry’s Final Temperature https://theonion.com/addition-of-ketchup-factored-into-calculation-of-french-1819580019/
Made this same play in beer league, I’m ready for my call any day now
October 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Made this same play in beer league, I’m ready for my call any day now
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*reading a post that’s just a man’s name with no other context* ah this must be about baseball
October 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
*reading a post that’s just a man’s name with no other context* ah this must be about baseball
Peak sports logo design and I will not be accepting counter arguments.
Logo of the Day: Detroit Tigers (1927-28)
This unsettling tiger head was on the front of Detroit's road jersey in 1927, then moved to the back in 1928, before uniforms had numbers. Weird and wonderful. ##Tigers##MLB
Tigers Logo History: https://www.sportslogos.net/logos/list_by_team/59/
This unsettling tiger head was on the front of Detroit's road jersey in 1927, then moved to the back in 1928, before uniforms had numbers. Weird and wonderful. ##Tigers##MLB
Tigers Logo History: https://www.sportslogos.net/logos/list_by_team/59/
October 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Peak sports logo design and I will not be accepting counter arguments.
finally I have something in common with LeBron
NEWS: LeBron James will miss the start of the Lakers' season due to sciatica on his right side, the team announced.
He will be re-evaluated in 3-4 weeks.
He will be re-evaluated in 3-4 weeks.
October 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
finally I have something in common with LeBron
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re: current events
September 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
re: current events
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I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius
September 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius
@iankarmel.bsky.social being held back while @seanjordancomedy.bsky.social slanders his choice of cereal
Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!
September 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
@iankarmel.bsky.social being held back while @seanjordancomedy.bsky.social slanders his choice of cereal
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Tears in my eyes thinking about how much joy this brought @mikegolicjr.bsky.social
WE GOT A THICC SIX FOR TEXAS TECH WITH @mikegolicjr.bsky.social ON THE CALL
September 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Tears in my eyes thinking about how much joy this brought @mikegolicjr.bsky.social
Spit Eagles, Spit
September 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Spit Eagles, Spit
why is quantum fiber advertising to me with this little pervert
August 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
why is quantum fiber advertising to me with this little pervert
The world is bleak and overwhelming but on the other hand snickers ice cream bar
August 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The world is bleak and overwhelming but on the other hand snickers ice cream bar
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I can not imagine a better example of “telling on yourself” than announcing that you oppose Superman’s ideology.
July 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I can not imagine a better example of “telling on yourself” than announcing that you oppose Superman’s ideology.
twitter guy thinking he’s tweeting at grok but is also a patriots fan: Gronk is this true
July 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
twitter guy thinking he’s tweeting at grok but is also a patriots fan: Gronk is this true
also a bit of a dad-rock band t-shirt pissing contest. Everyone thinks they’re winning but we’re all losers
really feeling my kinship with the other dudes wearing sensible shoes carrying a tote at the Dr. Dog show tonight
July 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
also a bit of a dad-rock band t-shirt pissing contest. Everyone thinks they’re winning but we’re all losers
really feeling my kinship with the other dudes wearing sensible shoes carrying a tote at the Dr. Dog show tonight
July 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
really feeling my kinship with the other dudes wearing sensible shoes carrying a tote at the Dr. Dog show tonight
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If someone ever asks “Why are you, as a man, wearing another man’s jersey??” just say “because I am in love with him.”
July 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
If someone ever asks “Why are you, as a man, wearing another man’s jersey??” just say “because I am in love with him.”
all time banger ep. nearly did a spit-take while driving when @seanjordancomedy.bsky.social said “Gush that Like button”
THIS IS WHAT PEEK PODCASTING LOOKS LIKE. We were joined in studio by @laurapeekcomedy.bsky.social to draft "Snacks for a Middle School Pool Party!"
WHAT ARE YOUR TOP PICKS?
bit.ly/afepoolsnacks
WHAT ARE YOUR TOP PICKS?
bit.ly/afepoolsnacks
June 27, 2025 at 1:59 PM
all time banger ep. nearly did a spit-take while driving when @seanjordancomedy.bsky.social said “Gush that Like button”