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Twitter refugee. Anti-Anti-ANTIFA
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omfg
November 10, 2025 at 6:31 AM
This is actually true.
Breaking News: Donald Trump to sell the US Army to Private Equity
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Remember when Kamala decided to run for President to the right of Dick Cheney and lost?
November 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Here’s some good news: it’s been two months since Charlie Kirk said something sexist. That’s progress, right?
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
These incompetent geriatrics in charge of our government need to retire or be voted out! Their statements are all talk, and no action.
Making fun of our neighborhoods and communities is disgusting.

Greg Bovino and his masked agents are not here to make Chicago safer. As children are tear gassed and U.S. citizens detained, they are posing for photo ops and producing reality TV moments. blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/10/b...
Border Patrol Agents Pose At The Bean For Apparent Photo Op
The photo op came after agents tear-gassed a Little Village street and were spotted in the area numerous times. At the Bean, one agent shouted, "Everyone say, 'Little Village!'"
blockclubchicago.org
November 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Happy Monday!
November 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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By the way, this has been the Democrats party for decades. They’ve skated by for years on this “at least we’re not republicans” bullshit, meanwhile enabling them at every turn.

This is just the time during which you can ill afford their feckless ways.
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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If you’re one of the people trying to say Democrats have some super secret plan to best Republicans, then you’re the only one who’s been fooled.
November 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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cooked his ass
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 AM
As @sarahkendzior.bsky.social says, Republicans will kill you but Democrats will let you die.
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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The “Jeffrey Epstein will save us” crowd sounds a lot like the “Mueller will save us” crowd.
July 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Today’s No Kings celebration won’t change anything because it doesn’t and won’t disrupt the existing order.
October 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Please look to your local church for a food donations… (wait, Evangelical Christian churches don’t offer charity? WTF?!)

Please tax your local church.
October 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The US military has instructed troops stationed in Germany to visit local food pantries to obtain food since they are not receiving their pay. Why would anyone choose to join the military?

The United States government is considered a failed state.
November 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I’ve never seen a whole family driving in a cyber truck. It’s always just one man, all alone.
November 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Bill Kristol has joined the “defund the police” movement.
Abolish Border Patrol.
Trump deportation agent: "I fired 5 rounds and she had 7 holes. Put that in your book boys.”
November 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Do you know how to identify a Christian? They’ll tell you.
November 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Dick Cheney left office with a 13% approval rating, and Kamala Harris responded by saying, “That’s what I need to win!”
Remember when Kamala decided to run for President to the right of Dick Cheney and lost?
November 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Remember when Kamala decided to run for President to the right of Dick Cheney and lost?
November 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Cheney was the worst of us and the world would have been better if he had never lived. This compulsion to launder the war crimes, the selling of the state to private interests, the authoritarian groundwork he built, is a confession by moderates of their own complicity and guilt.
November 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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In Memoriam:

Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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“Dick Cheney Has Died. The War Criminal in His Own Words”

10 quotes worth remembering, and that’ll be glossed over in MSM obits, from a former vice president who pushed for a murderous invasion of Iraq, lied about the WMD threat, and defended torture.
Dick Cheney Has Died. The War Criminal in His Own Words
10 quotes from a former vice president who pushed for a murderous invasion of Iraq, lied about the WMD threat, and defended torture.
zeteo.com
November 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Dick Cheney is dead.
November 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Project 2025 is coming for Usha Vance.
October 31, 2025 at 6:26 PM