Alpaca Hair
@alpacahair.bsky.social
Twitter refugee. Anti-Anti-ANTIFA
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Have you heard about the incident where flight operations in London were halted due to drone activity? Weird times.
Have you heard about the incident where flight operations in London were halted due to drone activity? Weird times.
November 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Have you heard about the incident where flight operations in London were halted due to drone activity? Weird times.
Have you heard about the incident where flight operations in London were halted due to drone activity? Weird times.
Dick Cheney is dead.
November 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Dick Cheney is dead.
Project 2025 is coming for Usha Vance.
October 31, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Project 2025 is coming for Usha Vance.
Here’s a simple explanation of the AI bubble via the Three Stooges.
October 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Here’s a simple explanation of the AI bubble via the Three Stooges.
South Park is explaining American Christianity accurately.
October 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
South Park is explaining American Christianity accurately.
October 2025: You see someone dressed in a costume and wonder if they’re attending a comicon, a Halloween party, or a legal protest.
October 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
October 2025: You see someone dressed in a costume and wonder if they’re attending a comicon, a Halloween party, or a legal protest.
The legal protesters, dressed in costume inflatables of frogs, unicorns, chickens, and more, are breaking the MAGA propaganda machine.
Well done Portland!
Well done Portland!
October 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The legal protesters, dressed in costume inflatables of frogs, unicorns, chickens, and more, are breaking the MAGA propaganda machine.
Well done Portland!
Well done Portland!
Will someone show me how to turn this NFT into a house?
October 5, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Will someone show me how to turn this NFT into a house?
“How about we all agree to stop attacking pedophiles?” – Ted Cruz
Um, no.
Um, no.
October 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
“How about we all agree to stop attacking pedophiles?” – Ted Cruz
Um, no.
Um, no.
When jets fly over your house in Portland.
September 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
When jets fly over your house in Portland.
Me sometimes about aliens. 👽
September 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Me sometimes about aliens. 👽
Not quite. But close.
September 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Not quite. But close.
Hunting season in Utah appears to have commenced.
September 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Hunting season in Utah appears to have commenced.
Fuck Jerry Jones. 🖕🏽
August 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Fuck Jerry Jones. 🖕🏽
I texted him and called him a loser. He responded and called him a child. No response after.
August 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I texted him and called him a loser. He responded and called him a child. No response after.
I texted him. This is what he wrote.
(Yes it’s really him)
(Yes it’s really him)
August 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I texted him. This is what he wrote.
(Yes it’s really him)
(Yes it’s really him)
Coldplay, who hasn’t released a single in years, surprised fans last night by releasing four singles.
July 19, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Coldplay, who hasn’t released a single in years, surprised fans last night by releasing four singles.
The CEO and HR of Astronomy at the Coldplay concert.
July 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
The CEO and HR of Astronomy at the Coldplay concert.
It’s a crab spider hiding in a rose.
June 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM
It’s a crab spider hiding in a rose.
Teenage boy haircuts are like…
May 31, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Teenage boy haircuts are like…
This is how week has been.
May 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
This is how week has been.
Your questioning and responses are incompetent.
May 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Your questioning and responses are incompetent.
