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Alpaca Hair
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Twitter refugee. Anti-Anti-ANTIFA
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Have you heard about the incident where flight operations in London were halted due to drone activity? Weird times.
November 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Dick Cheney is dead.
November 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Project 2025 is coming for Usha Vance.
October 31, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Here’s a simple explanation of the AI bubble via the Three Stooges.
October 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
South Park is explaining American Christianity accurately.
October 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
October 2025: You see someone dressed in a costume and wonder if they’re attending a comicon, a Halloween party, or a legal protest.
October 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The legal protesters, dressed in costume inflatables of frogs, unicorns, chickens, and more, are breaking the MAGA propaganda machine.

Well done Portland!
October 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Will someone show me how to turn this NFT into a house?
October 5, 2025 at 1:32 PM
“How about we all agree to stop attacking pedophiles?” – Ted Cruz

Um, no.
October 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
When jets fly over your house in Portland.
September 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Me sometimes about aliens. 👽
September 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Not quite. But close.
September 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Hunting season in Utah appears to have commenced.
September 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Fuck Jerry Jones. 🖕🏽
August 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I texted him and called him a loser. He responded and called him a child. No response after.
August 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I texted him. This is what he wrote.

(Yes it’s really him)
August 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
It wasn’t me.
July 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Coldplay, who hasn’t released a single in years, surprised fans last night by releasing four singles.
July 19, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The CEO and HR of Astronomy at the Coldplay concert.
July 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
It’s a crab spider hiding in a rose.
June 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Teenage boy haircuts are like…
May 31, 2025 at 4:36 AM
This is how week has been.
May 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Your questioning and responses are incompetent.
May 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Who danced better?
April 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
April 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM