AXG
@aloysiusxg.bsky.social
Monotropic internet dog person (dumb, horny)
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Ok so what kind of a deal with the devil did Chris Tucker do that ain’t nobody saying shit about him with the latest Epstein shit
Tick tock
Tick tock
ice cube and snoop dogg sitting on a porch
ALT: ice cube and snoop dogg sitting on a porch
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November 23, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Ok so what kind of a deal with the devil did Chris Tucker do that ain’t nobody saying shit about him with the latest Epstein shit
Tick tock
Tick tock
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Day 325: Hilarious little creature, the jerboa
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Day 325: Hilarious little creature, the jerboa
Me, trying to pitch my friends on my favourite Vegas bar:
“So it’s this dank piece of shit that smells like an ashtray from 1976 & looks like an unused level asset from Monkey Island but drinks are cheap & strong as hell & it’s open 24hrs!”
…realizing “this pitch is not landing, huh”
“So it’s this dank piece of shit that smells like an ashtray from 1976 & looks like an unused level asset from Monkey Island but drinks are cheap & strong as hell & it’s open 24hrs!”
…realizing “this pitch is not landing, huh”
November 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Me, trying to pitch my friends on my favourite Vegas bar:
“So it’s this dank piece of shit that smells like an ashtray from 1976 & looks like an unused level asset from Monkey Island but drinks are cheap & strong as hell & it’s open 24hrs!”
…realizing “this pitch is not landing, huh”
“So it’s this dank piece of shit that smells like an ashtray from 1976 & looks like an unused level asset from Monkey Island but drinks are cheap & strong as hell & it’s open 24hrs!”
…realizing “this pitch is not landing, huh”
There are ZERO Mel Lastman gifs
This constitutes Toronto erasure
😤
This constitutes Toronto erasure
😤
November 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
There are ZERO Mel Lastman gifs
This constitutes Toronto erasure
😤
This constitutes Toronto erasure
😤
Ah it is so great to have a NWOBHM-poisoned mind: I saw a karaoke suggestion for “Phantom of the Opera” & all I could think was “fuck that is a 12-minute commitment right there, goddam, hell of a flex in a bar full of strangers”
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Ah it is so great to have a NWOBHM-poisoned mind: I saw a karaoke suggestion for “Phantom of the Opera” & all I could think was “fuck that is a 12-minute commitment right there, goddam, hell of a flex in a bar full of strangers”
So Screeching Weasel’s Cool Kids is deceivingly hard to sing karaoke. And here I treated it like it would be easy.
Lots of mashed-up syllables in the verses. Like Alanis Morrisette lyrics but at pop punk speeds!
Lots of mashed-up syllables in the verses. Like Alanis Morrisette lyrics but at pop punk speeds!
November 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
So Screeching Weasel’s Cool Kids is deceivingly hard to sing karaoke. And here I treated it like it would be easy.
Lots of mashed-up syllables in the verses. Like Alanis Morrisette lyrics but at pop punk speeds!
Lots of mashed-up syllables in the verses. Like Alanis Morrisette lyrics but at pop punk speeds!
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Conrad 🐹
I painted the adorable hamster of @exozetart.bsky.social
#illustration #art #watercolors #hamster
I painted the adorable hamster of @exozetart.bsky.social
#illustration #art #watercolors #hamster
November 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Conrad 🐹
I painted the adorable hamster of @exozetart.bsky.social
#illustration #art #watercolors #hamster
I painted the adorable hamster of @exozetart.bsky.social
#illustration #art #watercolors #hamster
An IG mutual posted a spicy nude selfie that was a super wide shot & it really took everything I have to not reply “more cock less counter Kubrick”
November 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
An IG mutual posted a spicy nude selfie that was a super wide shot & it really took everything I have to not reply “more cock less counter Kubrick”
Thursday, deadlifts, still can’t photograph my backside with any skill so here have a front nude 😜 .
Cut is going ok, at the point where I’m “not yet lean” but still feeling kinda flat; whatever. If I can get another couple lbs off before I live in a suitcase for a month I’ll be happy
Cut is going ok, at the point where I’m “not yet lean” but still feeling kinda flat; whatever. If I can get another couple lbs off before I live in a suitcase for a month I’ll be happy
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Thursday, deadlifts, still can’t photograph my backside with any skill so here have a front nude 😜 .
Cut is going ok, at the point where I’m “not yet lean” but still feeling kinda flat; whatever. If I can get another couple lbs off before I live in a suitcase for a month I’ll be happy
Cut is going ok, at the point where I’m “not yet lean” but still feeling kinda flat; whatever. If I can get another couple lbs off before I live in a suitcase for a month I’ll be happy
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Altogether nicely surprised at how the city maintains separated bike lanes at the Canada line construction site on Danforth. Imagine!
When bike infrastructure in this city is nice, it is nice.
When bike infrastructure in this city is nice, it is nice.
November 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Altogether nicely surprised at how the city maintains separated bike lanes at the Canada line construction site on Danforth. Imagine!
When bike infrastructure in this city is nice, it is nice.
When bike infrastructure in this city is nice, it is nice.
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a) If you understand the risks, you won't install it.
b) If you DON'T understand the risks, Microsoft has instructed you not to install it.
Therefore,
c) under NO circumstances should you install Windows 11's agentic AI.
b) If you DON'T understand the risks, Microsoft has instructed you not to install it.
Therefore,
c) under NO circumstances should you install Windows 11's agentic AI.
"Microsoft warns that Windows 11's agentic AI could install malware on your PC: 'Only enable this feature if you understand the security implications.'"
bro what--
what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?
bro what--
what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
a) If you understand the risks, you won't install it.
b) If you DON'T understand the risks, Microsoft has instructed you not to install it.
Therefore,
c) under NO circumstances should you install Windows 11's agentic AI.
b) If you DON'T understand the risks, Microsoft has instructed you not to install it.
Therefore,
c) under NO circumstances should you install Windows 11's agentic AI.
Had an actual exchange with smart friend who is maybe a bit too into computers. “Didn’t read that book you recommended - seemed weird. Maybe I’ll look at a Claude summary.”
I was…taken aback.
After a moment, my reply: “the point of the book is X. Honestly - you don’t have to read it.”
Very sad.
I was…taken aback.
After a moment, my reply: “the point of the book is X. Honestly - you don’t have to read it.”
Very sad.
November 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Had an actual exchange with smart friend who is maybe a bit too into computers. “Didn’t read that book you recommended - seemed weird. Maybe I’ll look at a Claude summary.”
I was…taken aback.
After a moment, my reply: “the point of the book is X. Honestly - you don’t have to read it.”
Very sad.
I was…taken aback.
After a moment, my reply: “the point of the book is X. Honestly - you don’t have to read it.”
Very sad.
It’s remarkable how many otherwise puzzling things can be explained by “oh no the people in charge really are that dumb”
BREAKING NEWS: Man who can't stop murdering people surprised by all the dead bodies piling up.
November 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
It’s remarkable how many otherwise puzzling things can be explained by “oh no the people in charge really are that dumb”
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BREAKING NEWS: Man who can't stop murdering people surprised by all the dead bodies piling up.
November 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Man who can't stop murdering people surprised by all the dead bodies piling up.
Ugh. Horny but also laaaazy. I’m going to regret not using my slack time for more assignations once I’m back in work mode 🤡
November 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Ugh. Horny but also laaaazy. I’m going to regret not using my slack time for more assignations once I’m back in work mode 🤡
Just finished David Feinberg’s Queer & Loathing - a collection of essays he wrote in the early 90s while dying of AIDS. The last portion of it was incredibly difficult to read. The final essay, in particular, with its exhaustion, sadness, resignation: the weight of it, incredibly heavy
November 18, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Just finished David Feinberg’s Queer & Loathing - a collection of essays he wrote in the early 90s while dying of AIDS. The last portion of it was incredibly difficult to read. The final essay, in particular, with its exhaustion, sadness, resignation: the weight of it, incredibly heavy
So proud of myself for not commenting on someone’s social post saying they look like an Oompa Loompa but holy shit did they look it
November 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
So proud of myself for not commenting on someone’s social post saying they look like an Oompa Loompa but holy shit did they look it
So! I need to be reminded: even with the power of HRT, if I implement a severe enough calorie deficit my libido goes on strike. Neat!
November 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
So! I need to be reminded: even with the power of HRT, if I implement a severe enough calorie deficit my libido goes on strike. Neat!
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Starve a cold
Feed a fever
Eat volumes of trash for post-vax ickies (ppl often forget that third part)
Feed a fever
Eat volumes of trash for post-vax ickies (ppl often forget that third part)
November 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Starve a cold
Feed a fever
Eat volumes of trash for post-vax ickies (ppl often forget that third part)
Feed a fever
Eat volumes of trash for post-vax ickies (ppl often forget that third part)
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It's Day 15 of #Crowvember. Today's crow hit the jackpot.
November 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
It's Day 15 of #Crowvember. Today's crow hit the jackpot.
Problem: it is rainy outside & I want hot soup. Solution (kinda): reheated leftover broth
November 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Problem: it is rainy outside & I want hot soup. Solution (kinda): reheated leftover broth
Am I gonna be That Mid Aged Gay who rhapsodizes about how a bougie vacuum cleaner changed his life? Not no
November 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Am I gonna be That Mid Aged Gay who rhapsodizes about how a bougie vacuum cleaner changed his life? Not no
I did the booster thing _and_ I had a few small beers. Lemme tell you: I have felt better
November 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I did the booster thing _and_ I had a few small beers. Lemme tell you: I have felt better