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@alohacowboys.bsky.social
I still think we should improve society somewhat.
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I have some bad news for Latke.
December 24, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I have some bad news for Latke.
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He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
December 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
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Bringing back Limewire to illegally rip copies of reporting suppressed by the government is definitely some cyberpunk shit
December 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Bringing back Limewire to illegally rip copies of reporting suppressed by the government is definitely some cyberpunk shit
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if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it
December 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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Counterpoint: You can get more cash than this if you just find her unattended purse at a restaurant
Kristi Noem makes an announcement on Fox & Friends: "We are saying that if you voluntarily want to go home now to your country, if you're in the US illegally, we'll give you $3,000 through the holidays to send you home. We'll buy you a ticket, give you $3,000 to go home."
December 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Counterpoint: You can get more cash than this if you just find her unattended purse at a restaurant
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I am the ghost of Chanukah future, telling you to clean your menorah today before putting it away. You will thank yourself next year.
December 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I am the ghost of Chanukah future, telling you to clean your menorah today before putting it away. You will thank yourself next year.
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For anyone unfamiliar, from his Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy book
December 21, 2025 at 4:07 AM
For anyone unfamiliar, from his Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy book
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It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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Lol for our Christmas party I got out these little cheese label things, but apparently they haven’t been used since a 2018 Oscar party, the chalk marker has dried on, and now, despite my best magic eraser-ing, they all semi-permanently say things like “The Shape of Watermelon” and “Phantom Bread.”
December 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Lol for our Christmas party I got out these little cheese label things, but apparently they haven’t been used since a 2018 Oscar party, the chalk marker has dried on, and now, despite my best magic eraser-ing, they all semi-permanently say things like “The Shape of Watermelon” and “Phantom Bread.”
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Congratulations to everyone who wrote an op-ed about how he just wants americans to eat better
BREAKING: RFKJr directs that the US instantly stop recommending all vaccinations for children. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
Under RFK Jr., U.S. plans to stop recommending most vaccines, defer to doctors
The plan, which is not finalized, suggests children get fewer shots and shifts to a model telling parents to consult doctors to make their own vaccine choices.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Congratulations to everyone who wrote an op-ed about how he just wants americans to eat better
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Tired of telling my enemies “Don’t let the door hit you on your way out.” I actually want the door to hit them now. Hard!
December 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tired of telling my enemies “Don’t let the door hit you on your way out.” I actually want the door to hit them now. Hard!
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It’s the time of year when your bougie grocery store has the most fkd-up novelty cheeses imaginable. Goat cheese with gingerbread in it. Pesto gouda. Mango Wensleydale. Cheese law means nothing out there this week.
December 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
It’s the time of year when your bougie grocery store has the most fkd-up novelty cheeses imaginable. Goat cheese with gingerbread in it. Pesto gouda. Mango Wensleydale. Cheese law means nothing out there this week.
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An extremely satisfying set of videos is coming in a few years.
December 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
An extremely satisfying set of videos is coming in a few years.
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Woke Pope strikes again
a man with a mustache is talking to another man in a movie .
ALT: a man with a mustache is talking to another man in a movie .
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Woke Pope strikes again
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Pope Leo just appointed a pro-migrant archbishop of New York, signaling Church’s more proactive approach to dealing with Trump.
December 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Pope Leo just appointed a pro-migrant archbishop of New York, signaling Church’s more proactive approach to dealing with Trump.
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NEW: In an historic pick, Pope Leo XIV will appoint Bishop Ron Hicks — a protégé of progressive Cardinal Blase Cupich — as the next Archbishop of New York.
He replaces the retiring Cardinal Dolan, who recently faced criticism for calling Charlie Kirk a “modern-day St. Paul.”
He replaces the retiring Cardinal Dolan, who recently faced criticism for calling Charlie Kirk a “modern-day St. Paul.”
Leo’s Chicago “Trifecta”: Cupich Protégé Tapped to Lead New York
Pope Leo XIV is set to appoint Bishop Ronald A. Hicks — a protégé of Chicago’s progressive Cardinal Blase Cupich — as the 11th Archbishop of New York, succeeding Cardinal Timothy Dolan.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
December 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
NEW: In an historic pick, Pope Leo XIV will appoint Bishop Ron Hicks — a protégé of progressive Cardinal Blase Cupich — as the next Archbishop of New York.
He replaces the retiring Cardinal Dolan, who recently faced criticism for calling Charlie Kirk a “modern-day St. Paul.”
He replaces the retiring Cardinal Dolan, who recently faced criticism for calling Charlie Kirk a “modern-day St. Paul.”
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
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I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
December 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
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"he hacked us with a CLAM?"
Invasive quagga mussels are killing off lake ecosystems in the US and Europe, and are now in Northern Ireland.
Yet every time invasives are mentioned, someone says "But it's all just nature."
They're *wrong*: invasive species are one of the worst HUMAN impacts.
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Yet every time invasives are mentioned, someone says "But it's all just nature."
They're *wrong*: invasive species are one of the worst HUMAN impacts.
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
‘It’s an open invasion’: how millions of quagga mussels changed Lake Geneva for ever
The molluscs are decimating food chains in Switzerland, have devastated the Great Lakes in the US, and this week were spotted in Northern Ireland for the first time
www.theguardian.com
December 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
"he hacked us with a CLAM?"
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(Children are not getting these surgeries)
(Also, not sure where Oz has been looking, but he's way off on the costs, too)
(Also, not sure where Oz has been looking, but he's way off on the costs, too)
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
(Children are not getting these surgeries)
(Also, not sure where Oz has been looking, but he's way off on the costs, too)
(Also, not sure where Oz has been looking, but he's way off on the costs, too)