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High Mobility Banana Rocket System. The CIA, which never existed, definitely doesn't exist in 2025.

Interdepartmental Department Manager, ANTIFA International, Inc.

Location: Langley, Virginia
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The Soviet Union was just the Russian Empire with a red coat of paint.
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November 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Very happy to have spoken to @michaeldweiss.bsky.social about the problems, shall we say, of having Russians write our foreign policy. The details are being confirmed now by major outlets. Get the analysis here.
snyder.substack.com/p/oligarchs-...
Oligarchs and Diplomats (video with Michael Weiss)
Thinking Live episode 2
snyder.substack.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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The Russian Foreign Ministry has reiterated that there can be no concessions, no compromises, and no backing down from its core objectives in the so-called ‘special military operation.’ In other words, Moscow isn’t shifting course, because it never intended to.
November 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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⚡️ Russia tightens grip on occupied Ukraine with illegal mobilization and child militarization, experts warn
Russia tightens grip on occupied Ukraine with illegal mobilization and child militarization, experts warn
While leaked reports of a U.S.-proposed peace plan have sparked international debates about the future of Ukraine`s occupied territories and the people who live there, Russia is forging ahead, entrenc...
kyivindependent.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Made an effort to establish a timeline of this latest iteration of essentially the same old attempt by the Trump administration to force a peace deal, doomed to fail like the previous three times.

The number of plot twists would have been amusing, if it wasn’t so cruel to Ukraine.
The Rise and Fall of the Dim-Wit Plan
The latest iteration of a "secret US-Russia peace plan for Ukraine" would have been funny, if it wasn't so cruel to Ukraine.
open.substack.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Senator Kelly is admirable, courageous, and right.
Hegseth is now threatening to recall Sen. Mark Kelly to active duty in order to court martial him.
November 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Trump’s special envoy Witkoff put his hand over his heart when Putin walked in the room. Like he’s reunited with a loved one. That really tells you all you need to know.
November 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Witkoff is a traitor who works for Russia 👇👇👇
Thread by @IneBackIversen on Thread Reader App – Thread Reader App share.google/VxmHEPRF6ZUI...
Thread by @IneBackIversen on Thread Reader App
@IneBackIversen: 1: Let’s talk about Steve Witkoff, because I think the narrative of him being a “useful idiot” is a dangerous trap to walk in. It’s darker than that. Witkoff has spent three decades s...
share.google
November 26, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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Steve Witkoff helped Russia derail Ukraine’s access to Tomahawk missiles. He tipped off the Kremlin about Zelensky’s U.S. visit, giving Moscow time to arrange a call that convinced Trump to block the deal. Witkoff actively works against Ukraine’s defense, in coordination with Putin’s regime.
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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Trump envoy Steve Witkoff has been outed as a Russian asset. This is traitorous stuff.
Steve Witkoff helped Russia derail Ukraine’s access to Tomahawk missiles. He tipped off the Kremlin about Zelensky’s U.S. visit, giving Moscow time to arrange a call that convinced Trump to block the deal. Witkoff actively works against Ukraine’s defense, in coordination with Putin’s regime.
November 26, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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There is no good reason for Trump to be involved in Ukraine negotiations.

Europe pays everything; Trump pays nothing.

Epstein emails and new leaks also prove Trump is compromised and under Russian blackmail, while Witkoff clearly backs Moscow over the US and Ukraine.

Trump out!
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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Not only traitors, but also amateurs
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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Hi All, Just sent out this free piece. The controversial Bloomberg piece is the perfect example of why we must stop making excuses for Trump. Trump has reconfirmed that Witkoff was doing what he wanted and that Witkoff is soon off to Moscow to represent the USA. open.substack.com/pub/phillips...
The Bloomberg Story Demonstrated Just How Much Some People Will Make Excuses For Trump
Hi All,
open.substack.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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"Just release it and they will pretend its their own"

Witkoff and Trump are traitors.

youtu.be/_UvknbtULms
Report: Witkoff told Russian aide how Putin should pitch peace plan to Trump
YouTube video by CNN
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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Apparently #EU highest diplo rep @kajakallas.bsky.social has been heavily snubbed by WH!
The reason? Shes too harsh on russia? Too harsh?
What are we even doing here? Another thousand dead children before Mango can tweet "Stop, Vladimir"? While 87% of US gen pop supports additional sanctions
November 26, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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1/5 The Witkoff leaks prove that Trump does not want peace in Ukraine as soon as possible, no matter what the deal looks like, despite what many claim.

He wants peace on Russia’s terms, no matter how long it takes
November 26, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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Frankly, the only reason Russia would accept a peace plan that Ukraine has already agreed to is if Putin is in a worse position than we realise. If he were winning, he’d just keep ploughing on.
November 26, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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⚡ In the first nine months of 2025, Ukraine’s Armed Forces captured five times more foreign fighters than in all of 2023, Ukrainian intelligence told CNN.

Ukraine has identified over 18,000 foreigners from 128 countries fighting for Russia, not counting North Korean troops.
November 26, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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Remember when the trump administration colluding with the Kremlin was a "democrat hoax"?
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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open.substack.com/pub/shaunpin...
My Substack: 12-Hour's On In This Peace Farce That Exposes More About Trump's Administration, Than It Resolves About Ukraine.
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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OTD in 1939 USSR staged the Mainila incident. A false flag to justify invading Finland as per our alliance with Nazis. We claimed Finn's attacked us just as a few hundred thousand of our soldiers were massed on their former border.

Imagine such brutality being tolerated & excused today.
November 26, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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🧵 Thread: Why the Kremlin Leaks Negotiation Calls

When Russia leaks a private conversation, it’s never an accident.

It’s a deliberate information operation — one aimed at shaping the political environment around any potential negotiations.
November 26, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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2 photos - 85 years apart

1940: Londoners huddle in Underground while Nazi bombs rained down overhead.
Today, Ukrainians take shelter from Russian missiles & drones in Kyiv Metro.

Different times, different countries. London got thru it & so will Ukraine

📷 London Transport Museum, Yan Dobronosov
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Rather than release numbers that will show how terrible the economy is, the Trump administration is simply canceling all economic reports.

I never thought I'd see something like this in the USA.
November 26, 2025 at 5:17 AM