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High Mobility Banana Rocket System. The CIA, which never existed, definitely doesn't exist anymore.

Interdepartmental Department Manager, ANTIFA International, Inc.

Location: Langley, Virginia
#NAFO
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OTD in 1918 Belgorod was made part of Ukraine.

Chomsky was calling on Russia to stop bombing it and allow Zelensky to correct the historical error that made it part of Russia…but now he has some other issues to deal with.
February 9, 2026 at 10:07 AM
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Funny comment, coming from someone who wanted to attend Epstein’s wildest parties, was in regular contact with him, and donated $300 million to a man he knew was on the list to be elected
February 9, 2026 at 10:45 AM
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Autonomous anti-aircraft turret installed on a pickup intercepts Russian air target near Odesa.
February 9, 2026 at 9:15 AM
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French authorities have just taken down hundreds of Russian disinformation websites aimed at sowing division and installing far-right candidates in the coming elections.

Most of these sites were imitations of popular and trusted news outlets, populated with Ai content.
February 9, 2026 at 9:45 AM
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🇦🇺 Australian Battalion — final booooost 🔥
Status: 87% (A$62,519.98 / A$71,600)

We need your final push to provide 2 NAFO Trucks on the frontline

👉 Donate here: www.help99.co/patches/aust...

More mobility, faster evacuation, more lives saved
One last effort, fellas! 👊
February 9, 2026 at 9:38 AM
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A nice cup of extra dark roast morning coffee! ☕️

Today this fucketi-fuck 3-Day-Special-Military-Operation has lasted 29 days longer than the Great Patriotic War. What an uttermost military fuck up! 🤡

Good morning, Mats @matsextrude.bsky.social!
February 9, 2026 at 5:18 AM
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⚡️Update: 1 killed, 2 injured in Russian strikes on residential building, gas pipeline in Odesa.

Ukraine's State Emergency Service reported that a 35-year-old man was killed, and two others, including a 19-year-old woman, were injured in the overnight attack on Odesa.
1 killed, 2 injured in Russian strikes on residential building, gas pipeline in Odesa
Russian forces carried out a series of attacks overnight on Feb. 8-9, targeting various cities with reported missile and drone attacks.
kyivindependent.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:40 AM
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Russia wants people to believe that their former Minister of Justice Sergey Tropin drowned on his own in his bathtub.
February 9, 2026 at 6:01 AM
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Trump is pushing Ukraine to sign a peace deal and have this war stopped before America's midterm elections. This is delusional since Russia won't even agree to a ceasefire and doesn't actually want to stop this war.
February 9, 2026 at 6:18 AM
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RUSSIANS FACING A CASCADE OF PROBLEMS? THIS CAN BE HOW IT ENDS
A senior Russian general heavily involved in intelligence operations & planning is almost assassinated and may not live. A former justice minister believed to have advised finding a way out of the war is found drowned in his own bathtub
February 9, 2026 at 6:43 AM
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I am not crying😭 We have some amazing anonymous donors thanks to who we have already 80%🥹

Thank you so much, you are the best🫶
Did you miss our fundraisers? 👀 One full day without any😅

The 56th Brigade needs a pickup. Let’s go

send.monobank.ua/jar/2GuriM1TL2
PayPal v.titarenko@student.csn.khai.edu
February 9, 2026 at 7:12 AM
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A night attack on Odesa killed a 35 year old man and injured two others, including a 19 year old woman, according to the regional administration. In Prymorskyi district, at least 21 apartments were damaged and two cars burned. In Kharkiv region, a woman and a 10 year old child were killed. #Ukraine
February 9, 2026 at 7:55 AM
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(1/3) 🇧🇪 The Belgium Battalion campaign brings together supporters from Belgium @flore14.bsky.social and beyond to support the 67th Separate Mechanized Brigade of the Armed Forces of Ukraine 🇺🇦🫡

🔗 Join this campaign: www.help99.co/patches/belg...

Forwards to Victory! 🫡
February 8, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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That’s all because of our fellas!
Thank you for standing with Ukraine 🇺🇦
February 9, 2026 at 8:12 AM
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NEW: Russian forces are continuing their cognitive warfare campaign that uses small-scale attacks in previously dormant frontline areas in northern Ukraine to try to convince the West that the frontlines in Ukraine are collapsing. (1/6)

Read more: isw.pub/UkrWar020826

Other Key Takeaways ⬇️
February 8, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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Peter Thiel destroyed Gawker. The Lebedevs bought the Evening Standard. Elon ruined Twitter. Bezos has gutted the Washington Post. Billionaires are destroying our media. So l've just launched my own platform that can't and won't be bought. Ever.

caolan.report/billionaires...
Billionaires Bought and Broke The Press – caolan.report
caolan.report
February 8, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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Russian ground drone with experimental protection against FPV drones in the form of rotating cables
February 8, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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Disgraceful doesn’t even begin to cover this.
February 8, 2026 at 10:51 PM
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#Fellas, I’m too tired and exhausted to write inspiring posts tonight.
These young guys desperately need those drones. Please donate.
I’m truly begging you🙏

They are not my relatives, not people close to me, but my heart absolutely bleeds for them. I want them safe.
I need them safe! Badly!
February 8, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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Kyiv.
After midnight.
Electricity is back for a short, dear while.
I’ve published new excerpts from my diary.
Many of you got them by email –
if not:
www.patreon.com/posts/150238...
February 8, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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🤬 Russian forces struck a high-rise building in Odesa with a drone. Cars in the courtyard caught fire.
February 8, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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⚡️Update: Explosions, damage reported in Odesa amid overnight Russian drone attack.

Odesa Oblast Governor Oleh Kiper reported that a Russian drone attack on the city of Odesa caused damage to "residential infrastructure," adding that fires were seen in the city.
Explosions heard in Kyiv, Odesa amid reported Russian missile, drone attack
Russian forces carried out a series of attacks late on Feb. 8 targeting various cities, including Kyiv, with missile and drone attacks.
kyivindependent.com
February 8, 2026 at 11:20 PM
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Russians launched a massive drone strike on Odesa. Reports indicate there are dead and injured‼️
February 9, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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Odesa right now after massive Russian drone attack on the city‼️

Fucking monsters! I just don't have any appropriate words to say. Bastards.
February 9, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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The US deficit is approaching ww2 levels as a percent of GDP.

Because of the “Big Beautiful Bill” that GOP voted for.

We are spending more on INTEREST than on anything else including the military.

This is a time bomb, and the GOP is responsible. Fiscal conservative my ass
February 9, 2026 at 12:05 AM