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In which the plot thickens
JUST IN: Sen. Van Hollen says he is going to El Salvador tomorrow to see if he can talk to Abrego Garcia.
April 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Fled our apartment because they’re doing fire alarm test (“free coffee in the lobby!”) and went to a coffee shop to send out my resume; but, in my haste I brought the charger to my laptop but left the laptop behind.

In the sinking ship of my life it’s my husband and chargers first it seems.
March 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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March 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Chuck Schumer has a book tour starting this week.

It would be a damn shame if people showed up to let him know how they feel about his capitulation on the short-term spending bill passed by the Senate Friday afternoon.

@schumer.senate.gov
March 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
When you have Schiff, AOC, ANd Pelosi against something and you decide to do it anyway…. WHEW! What a choice!
March 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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I can't believe hot macuahuitl summer is almost upon us! how are y'all celebrating? haha let's get some ideas going! 😃
March 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
March 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
CDC plans to “find” link between vaccines and autism.
March 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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I can't believe Big Balls, the Douche and Tommy Tuna could make a mistake like this, given their combined year of work experience.
DOGE’s federal property sell-off has accidentally revealed a CIA black site in Northern Virginia, according to Bloomberg.
March 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Oop!
Hakeem Jeffries thinks Drake won
March 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!
March 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Whomever is advising the Democrats right now is criminally bad at their job. The notion that they can meme their way out of fascism is truly incredible.
March 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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I want the t-shirts, the posters, the sepia prints, the velvet portrait, the trapper keepers, the lunch boxes, the I-phone covers.

Rep @algreen.house.gov is an American patriot.
March 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Arrested Development ass administration
March 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Arnt uhhhh markets supposed to rally after the SOTU?
March 5, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Oh boy do you need to read up on Nero my man

People out here just putting every wrong thought out there like Google doesn’t exist.
I’m starting to think history needs to reevaluate Nero. I think having a leader who fiddled while his nation burned would be comforting as opposed to one who was pouring kerosene on all the buildings.
March 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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I'm just saying these events kind of imply a funny thing, is all:

1. AOC asks what the opposition party should do tonight
2. DAYS OF NO POSTING
3. AOC says she won't be there but will livetweet it
4. The other Democrats show up to hold up ping-pong paddle signs
March 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Frowning while at the Brownshirt rally I’m attending so that people know I disagree with it
March 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Feckless
Congressional Democrats expressing opposition to Trump by holding up little signs that say things like "MUSK STEALS" and "FALSE"
March 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
“This nonviolent stuff’ll get you killed”
March 4, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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This was George Lowe's final performace as Space Ghost from the series Jellystone. An absolutely hilarious episode with an ending that has now become terribly poignant.
March 4, 2025 at 5:49 PM
God he gets cooler everyday
March 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM