Alex Santa Maria
@allthatjuice.club
Phoenix.
Critic.
Collector.
Dimir.
Neon Enthusiast.
Toonami Faithful.
Fan of Needlers.
Currently types fast for a living. I'm not running.
Critic.
Collector.
Dimir.
Neon Enthusiast.
Toonami Faithful.
Fan of Needlers.
Currently types fast for a living. I'm not running.
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You could just AB test this against the original polar bears, and it's so painfully obvious why one is iconic and that this never could be
Coca-Cola's annual Christmas commercial is AI-generated again
The company used even fewer people to make it this year
“We need to keep moving forward and pushing the envelope … The genie is out of the bottle, and you’re not going to put it back in"
(via THR)
The company used even fewer people to make it this year
“We need to keep moving forward and pushing the envelope … The genie is out of the bottle, and you’re not going to put it back in"
(via THR)
November 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
You could just AB test this against the original polar bears, and it's so painfully obvious why one is iconic and that this never could be
The Needle Rifle is in the new Halo remake and I couldn't be more excited.
October 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The Needle Rifle is in the new Halo remake and I couldn't be more excited.
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You know in Hypnospace Outlaw when one of the 12-year-old kids makes a website for why he's awesome and another kid in his class sucks? This is just that.
Open the page. Scroll down to the timeline. Go through the timeline.
It’s… shocking
It’s… shocking
The White House Building
Every president since John Adams has occupied the White House, and the history of this building extends far beyond the construction of its walls. From the Ground Floor Corridor rooms, transformed from...
www.whitehouse.gov
October 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
You know in Hypnospace Outlaw when one of the 12-year-old kids makes a website for why he's awesome and another kid in his class sucks? This is just that.
For anyone not keeping track, this is the third new Bubsy game in the last decade.
Meanwhile, Nintendo won't make a F-Zero in double that time.
No, F-Zero 99 does not count.
Meanwhile, Nintendo won't make a F-Zero in double that time.
No, F-Zero 99 does not count.
August 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
For anyone not keeping track, this is the third new Bubsy game in the last decade.
Meanwhile, Nintendo won't make a F-Zero in double that time.
No, F-Zero 99 does not count.
Meanwhile, Nintendo won't make a F-Zero in double that time.
No, F-Zero 99 does not count.
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Dizzy Grizzlies (1995-circa 1998): An X-Treme Teddy Grahams spin-off, consisting of bite-sized butter cookies shaped like bears in action poses rollerblading, surfing with rad shades and more, coated with chocolate or vanilla frosting and sprinkles (of course sprinkles) on the other side.
February 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Dizzy Grizzlies (1995-circa 1998): An X-Treme Teddy Grahams spin-off, consisting of bite-sized butter cookies shaped like bears in action poses rollerblading, surfing with rad shades and more, coated with chocolate or vanilla frosting and sprinkles (of course sprinkles) on the other side.
And we're about 4 years overdue for a sequel. But that's SEGA for you
'Sonic Mania ' was released 8 years ago today.
August 15, 2025 at 12:52 PM
And we're about 4 years overdue for a sequel. But that's SEGA for you
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Nirvana's Nevermind cover but the baby is Baby Sinclair from the 90s sitcom Dinosaurs
As requested by Morgan
As requested by Morgan
August 13, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Nirvana's Nevermind cover but the baby is Baby Sinclair from the 90s sitcom Dinosaurs
As requested by Morgan
As requested by Morgan
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I'm in an art store this afternoon. Here is their bathroom sign.
August 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I'm in an art store this afternoon. Here is their bathroom sign.
For $1000 American dollars, you can now be reminded of this Summer's worst film every time you check your email. Meet the Smurface.
Yes, this is real.
Yes, this is real.
July 31, 2025 at 4:54 PM
For $1000 American dollars, you can now be reminded of this Summer's worst film every time you check your email. Meet the Smurface.
Yes, this is real.
Yes, this is real.
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DR. MANHATTAN: It’s July, 2025. I’m on Bluesky arguing about DoorDash.
DR. MANHATTAN: It’s October, 2023. I’m on X arguing about DoorDash.
DR. MANHATTAN: It’s March, 2019. I’m on Twitter arguing about DoorDash.
DR. MANHATTAN: It’s 2015. I’m downloading a new delivery app to my phone.
DR. MANHATTAN: It’s October, 2023. I’m on X arguing about DoorDash.
DR. MANHATTAN: It’s March, 2019. I’m on Twitter arguing about DoorDash.
DR. MANHATTAN: It’s 2015. I’m downloading a new delivery app to my phone.
July 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM
DR. MANHATTAN: It’s July, 2025. I’m on Bluesky arguing about DoorDash.
DR. MANHATTAN: It’s October, 2023. I’m on X arguing about DoorDash.
DR. MANHATTAN: It’s March, 2019. I’m on Twitter arguing about DoorDash.
DR. MANHATTAN: It’s 2015. I’m downloading a new delivery app to my phone.
DR. MANHATTAN: It’s October, 2023. I’m on X arguing about DoorDash.
DR. MANHATTAN: It’s March, 2019. I’m on Twitter arguing about DoorDash.
DR. MANHATTAN: It’s 2015. I’m downloading a new delivery app to my phone.
That feeling when your first round opponent at Edge of Eternities prerelease says "Eat Shit" as you swing in for lethal with your dumb aggro pile.
July 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
That feeling when your first round opponent at Edge of Eternities prerelease says "Eat Shit" as you swing in for lethal with your dumb aggro pile.
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This is “Hello Kitty is not a cat, she’s a little girl” levels of gaslighting.
Nintendo says Princess Peach and Mario are just good friends
Nintendo has clarified on the Nintendo Today app that the lovable Princess Peach and Mario are just good friends putting to bed fan theories that they are in a relationship or have had a relationship. This comes despite the kisses over…
Nintendo has clarified on the Nintendo Today app that the lovable Princess Peach and Mario are just good friends putting to bed fan theories that they are in a relationship or have had a relationship. This comes despite the kisses over…
Nintendo says Princess Peach and Mario are just good friends
Nintendo has clarified on the Nintendo Today app that the lovable Princess Peach and Mario are just good friends putting to bed fan theories that they are in a relationship or have had a relationship. This comes despite the kisses over the years and the closeness of the two characters. Nintendo also said that the two characters help each other out whenever they can, just like good friends. "Princess Peach and Mario are good friends and help each other out whenever they can."
mynintendonews.com
July 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
This is “Hello Kitty is not a cat, she’s a little girl” levels of gaslighting.
Saw Fantastic Four last night. They nailed it. The big purple man was right up there on the screen.
July 25, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Saw Fantastic Four last night. They nailed it. The big purple man was right up there on the screen.
Been playing a little Star Overdrive on Steam, still want to play more.
The style is right up my alley, and I'm hoping that I discover more variety as things go on. Good fun either way 👍
The style is right up my alley, and I'm hoping that I discover more variety as things go on. Good fun either way 👍
June 18, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Been playing a little Star Overdrive on Steam, still want to play more.
The style is right up my alley, and I'm hoping that I discover more variety as things go on. Good fun either way 👍
The style is right up my alley, and I'm hoping that I discover more variety as things go on. Good fun either way 👍
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Well, that was a dream come true. Knew it wouldn't last, though. Out of a job at the moment. But I'll always be doing patreon.com/gamemess
Get more from Game Mess on Patreon
creating podcasts and gaming content
patreon.com
May 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Well, that was a dream come true. Knew it wouldn't last, though. Out of a job at the moment. But I'll always be doing patreon.com/gamemess
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Getting a job in games media seemed almost unattainable when I broke in back in 2005. In the years since, it’s become almost impossible and ultimately inadvisable. I can’t imagine trying to break in today.
Independent is pretty much the only option now. Support your favorite creators directly.
Independent is pretty much the only option now. Support your favorite creators directly.
May 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Getting a job in games media seemed almost unattainable when I broke in back in 2005. In the years since, it’s become almost impossible and ultimately inadvisable. I can’t imagine trying to break in today.
Independent is pretty much the only option now. Support your favorite creators directly.
Independent is pretty much the only option now. Support your favorite creators directly.
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Normally not much of a browser plugins guy, but as someone who occasionally looks up video game things online, this one's been very nice. addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefo...
Indie Wiki Buddy – Get this Extension for 🦊 Firefox (en-US)
Download Indie Wiki Buddy for Firefox. Helping you discover quality, independent wikis!
When visiting a Fandom wiki, Indie Wiki Buddy redirects or alerts you of independent alternatives. It also filt...
addons.mozilla.org
April 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Normally not much of a browser plugins guy, but as someone who occasionally looks up video game things online, this one's been very nice. addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefo...
Late night Loonatic reporting in
March 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Late night Loonatic reporting in
It amuses me to no end how befuddled my coworkers in this office are at my @mega64official.bsky.social Bullet Club shirt.
February 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It amuses me to no end how befuddled my coworkers in this office are at my @mega64official.bsky.social Bullet Club shirt.
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YOU PATENTED THE NEMESIS SYSTEM AND FOR WHAT? TO JUST KILL THE STUDIO THAT GAVE IT TO YOU
AAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAA
February 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
YOU PATENTED THE NEMESIS SYSTEM AND FOR WHAT? TO JUST KILL THE STUDIO THAT GAVE IT TO YOU
AAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAA
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love to everyone effected by the ongoing murder of the video game industry
February 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
love to everyone effected by the ongoing murder of the video game industry