Alex Santa Maria
@allthatjuice.club
Phoenix.
Critic.
Collector.
Dimir.
Neon Enthusiast.
Toonami Faithful.
Fan of Needlers.
Currently types fast for a living. I'm not running.
Critic.
Collector.
Dimir.
Neon Enthusiast.
Toonami Faithful.
Fan of Needlers.
Currently types fast for a living. I'm not running.
I'm in an art store this afternoon. Here is their bathroom sign.
August 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I'm in an art store this afternoon. Here is their bathroom sign.
For $1000 American dollars, you can now be reminded of this Summer's worst film every time you check your email. Meet the Smurface.
Yes, this is real.
Yes, this is real.
July 31, 2025 at 4:54 PM
For $1000 American dollars, you can now be reminded of this Summer's worst film every time you check your email. Meet the Smurface.
Yes, this is real.
Yes, this is real.
Late night Loonatic reporting in
March 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Late night Loonatic reporting in
Anakin would be so pissed. For shame @drsquatchsoapco.bsky.social .
February 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Anakin would be so pissed. For shame @drsquatchsoapco.bsky.social .
Someday, I want to be paid to bring something this dumb into existence.
December 26, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Someday, I want to be paid to bring something this dumb into existence.
Today? I'm craving Kraven.
Wish me luck!
Wish me luck!
December 12, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Today? I'm craving Kraven.
Wish me luck!
Wish me luck!
Reading all the new lore about Amonkhet WOTC just posted and loving it. Scrolled to see this art, got to the bottom and I was reminded that instead of a cool struggle for power between ancient undead royalty and a city of battered survivors, we are getting a vroom vroom racecar set.
It's pretty sad
It's pretty sad
December 11, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Reading all the new lore about Amonkhet WOTC just posted and loving it. Scrolled to see this art, got to the bottom and I was reminded that instead of a cool struggle for power between ancient undead royalty and a city of battered survivors, we are getting a vroom vroom racecar set.
It's pretty sad
It's pretty sad
The first day of the rest of my life.
December 8, 2024 at 10:08 AM
The first day of the rest of my life.
Day 3.
It seems that the pop has shifted, but it's still hanging in there.
It seems that the pop has shifted, but it's still hanging in there.
November 21, 2024 at 2:11 PM
Day 3.
It seems that the pop has shifted, but it's still hanging in there.
It seems that the pop has shifted, but it's still hanging in there.
This Tootsie Roll Pop has been sitting alone on the break room table at my job for over 24 hours and I'm now invested in how long it can last.
November 20, 2024 at 5:34 PM
This Tootsie Roll Pop has been sitting alone on the break room table at my job for over 24 hours and I'm now invested in how long it can last.
Name a show you're positive no one remembers but you.
November 20, 2024 at 12:25 PM
Name a show you're positive no one remembers but you.
I can be a pizza man.
November 16, 2024 at 6:12 PM
I can be a pizza man.
Played some Commander tonight with a brand new Jerren deck. Managed to flip him and win in the first game. A great victory for religious fanaticism.
November 16, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Played some Commander tonight with a brand new Jerren deck. Managed to flip him and win in the first game. A great victory for religious fanaticism.
Wait, is this an Xbox?
November 14, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Wait, is this an Xbox?
Some incredible Transformers bootlegs at the local discount store today
October 20, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Some incredible Transformers bootlegs at the local discount store today
This is my #MTGThunder prerelease deck. The rest of the cards don't matter
April 13, 2024 at 1:55 AM
This is my #MTGThunder prerelease deck. The rest of the cards don't matter
Etrata secured. Happy prerelease everybody.
February 2, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Etrata secured. Happy prerelease everybody.
This feels a little on the nose, but I appreciate the honesty.
January 17, 2024 at 10:58 PM
This feels a little on the nose, but I appreciate the honesty.
Kudos to the insane person I played earlier today who is playing Stuffed Bear in Standard on Magic Arena.
January 1, 2024 at 4:08 AM
Kudos to the insane person I played earlier today who is playing Stuffed Bear in Standard on Magic Arena.
For anyone wondering, yes there are still Ghostbusters reboot figures lurking on discount store shelves.
Impressive survivability here.
Impressive survivability here.
December 15, 2023 at 10:52 PM
For anyone wondering, yes there are still Ghostbusters reboot figures lurking on discount store shelves.
Impressive survivability here.
Impressive survivability here.
Ahhh. A balanced breakfast.
December 13, 2023 at 12:51 PM
Ahhh. A balanced breakfast.
Work said to wear a shirt for your favorite sport for the holiday. Happy to oblige.
November 22, 2023 at 1:26 PM
Work said to wear a shirt for your favorite sport for the holiday. Happy to oblige.
Building Old Rutstein as my next commander and I couldn't resist splurging for the OG Elves of Deep Shadow.
One of my favorite arts of the era, really happy to own the card now.
One of my favorite arts of the era, really happy to own the card now.
November 13, 2023 at 10:56 PM
Building Old Rutstein as my next commander and I couldn't resist splurging for the OG Elves of Deep Shadow.
One of my favorite arts of the era, really happy to own the card now.
One of my favorite arts of the era, really happy to own the card now.