Al Dente
@alligraytor.bsky.social
I heard we can hide from the scary people over here.
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they/them if you dare to address me
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they/them if you dare to address me
I love that every cis man that I know that has gone through heartbreak over the last few years has found solace in poetry [genuinely].
April 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I love that every cis man that I know that has gone through heartbreak over the last few years has found solace in poetry [genuinely].
Can we start elevating the use of the acronym NFI/nfi?
(Not fucking interested)
(Not fucking interested)
April 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Can we start elevating the use of the acronym NFI/nfi?
(Not fucking interested)
(Not fucking interested)
I would like to personally thank the new season of Black Mirror for somehow being able to find new dystopian horrors to distract me once again from the actual dystopian horrors.
April 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I would like to personally thank the new season of Black Mirror for somehow being able to find new dystopian horrors to distract me once again from the actual dystopian horrors.
You know what, if rich people want to get rocketed into space or plummeted into the deepest part of the ocean, I say we let them. If they want to play Icarus, I think we should expedite their efforts so they can focus on doing that and we can care for the people on the ground. 🤷🏻♂️
April 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
You know what, if rich people want to get rocketed into space or plummeted into the deepest part of the ocean, I say we let them. If they want to play Icarus, I think we should expedite their efforts so they can focus on doing that and we can care for the people on the ground. 🤷🏻♂️
I spent three hours just trying to cheer my wife up and THEN our friggin DOG comes up to me with a CORNEAL ABRASION. … I stg I’m in hell
April 9, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I spent three hours just trying to cheer my wife up and THEN our friggin DOG comes up to me with a CORNEAL ABRASION. … I stg I’m in hell
Okay but IF he were to establish martial law on the 20th, which is EASTER, do you realize how on-brand that would be for him?
April 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Okay but IF he were to establish martial law on the 20th, which is EASTER, do you realize how on-brand that would be for him?
Personally, I was a bigger fan of slow progress rather than rapid regress.
April 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Personally, I was a bigger fan of slow progress rather than rapid regress.
Only a couple of months until the season where I can bask in the sun like a lizard and leatherize my skin some more.. I can almost taste it. Sunscreen fears me.
March 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Only a couple of months until the season where I can bask in the sun like a lizard and leatherize my skin some more.. I can almost taste it. Sunscreen fears me.
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Be wary of a bitch that only gives you a fish instead of teaching you how to fish
March 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Be wary of a bitch that only gives you a fish instead of teaching you how to fish
The duality of a person, for me, is conforming enough to societal expectations so I can have my basic human needs met and then the rest of my efforts are just being a silly goofy guy meeting my other basic human needs that haven’t been capitalized on quite yet.
March 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The duality of a person, for me, is conforming enough to societal expectations so I can have my basic human needs met and then the rest of my efforts are just being a silly goofy guy meeting my other basic human needs that haven’t been capitalized on quite yet.
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i think everyone is due a re-watch of hit television show our flag means death, as a treat
March 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
i think everyone is due a re-watch of hit television show our flag means death, as a treat
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Everything is bad but you don't need to add sleep deprivation to that list. You can doomscroll more tomorrow.
March 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Everything is bad but you don't need to add sleep deprivation to that list. You can doomscroll more tomorrow.
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Stevie Nicks songs are all named "Oracle" and "River Woman" and "Beautiful Wish" and whatever, but the lyrics are always just about how Lindsey Buckingham has a stepped on looking dick
March 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Stevie Nicks songs are all named "Oracle" and "River Woman" and "Beautiful Wish" and whatever, but the lyrics are always just about how Lindsey Buckingham has a stepped on looking dick
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There are times when you must speak, not because you are going to change the opposing side, but because if you do not speak, they have changed you.
March 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
There are times when you must speak, not because you are going to change the opposing side, but because if you do not speak, they have changed you.
I am absolutely loving Toot and Nurve. Make it real.
March 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I am absolutely loving Toot and Nurve. Make it real.
True.
March 7, 2025 at 11:30 AM
True.
Real feels.
🚨 an irl cisgender friend finally reached out to see how i’m doing.
(121 days since the election; 45 days since inauguration. not that i’m counting.)
(121 days since the election; 45 days since inauguration. not that i’m counting.)
March 7, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Real feels.
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study of a snail 🐌
March 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM
study of a snail 🐌
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The ten Democrats who voted to censure Al Green should all be primaried out of their jobs.
March 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The ten Democrats who voted to censure Al Green should all be primaried out of their jobs.
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becoming an animal crossing villager so my most pressing thoughts are things like "sometimes all it takes is a walk in nature to remind you how nice your house is! Still, it's important to get out once in a while..."
March 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
becoming an animal crossing villager so my most pressing thoughts are things like "sometimes all it takes is a walk in nature to remind you how nice your house is! Still, it's important to get out once in a while..."
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One of my all time favorite dialogue exchanges in ANY film is from THE PRINCESS BRIDE.
Inigo: "You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
Westley: "/You/ seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."
Inigo: "You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
Westley: "/You/ seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."
March 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
One of my all time favorite dialogue exchanges in ANY film is from THE PRINCESS BRIDE.
Inigo: "You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
Westley: "/You/ seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."
Inigo: "You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
Westley: "/You/ seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."
I have this thing where when everything in my town is closed because of snow/weather, I just want to go play outside. I think it’s called ‘appreciating an excuse to enjoy nature’s forces without people being everywhere’.
March 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I have this thing where when everything in my town is closed because of snow/weather, I just want to go play outside. I think it’s called ‘appreciating an excuse to enjoy nature’s forces without people being everywhere’.