Undercaffinated
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Video games, tabletop, and fart jokes.
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I’d rather perish knowing my heart is of full of Gouda than live a life without the memory of Brie.
December 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I’d rather perish knowing my heart is of full of Gouda than live a life without the memory of Brie.
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Just so it's clear. It's not allowing AI because it's trying to create a clean dataset for training AI. It's not because any of the involved parties actually care about human created art.
Demons can lie to you. You have to rebuke them categorically, rather than fold when they say the right words.
Demons can lie to you. You have to rebuke them categorically, rather than fold when they say the right words.
Vine is being rebooted under the name diVine, with funding from Twitter’s former CEO Jack Dorsey.
The app plans to feature more than 10,000 previously archived Vines and does not allow AI-generated content.
(divine.video)
The app plans to feature more than 10,000 previously archived Vines and does not allow AI-generated content.
(divine.video)
November 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Just so it's clear. It's not allowing AI because it's trying to create a clean dataset for training AI. It's not because any of the involved parties actually care about human created art.
Demons can lie to you. You have to rebuke them categorically, rather than fold when they say the right words.
Demons can lie to you. You have to rebuke them categorically, rather than fold when they say the right words.
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people in 1997 playing Resident Evil: who the fuck would build a mansion like this
rich weirdos:
rich weirdos:
trying to imagine firefighters getting dispatched to this house and the absolute nightmare that would be
August 31, 2025 at 11:28 PM
people in 1997 playing Resident Evil: who the fuck would build a mansion like this
rich weirdos:
rich weirdos:
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Google’s AI is so broken, when you search for “my watchlist” it doesn’t show you your watchlist, it describes it. Then advises you to type “my watchlist” into Google which as I said, JUST DESCRIBES IT 🫠
September 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Google’s AI is so broken, when you search for “my watchlist” it doesn’t show you your watchlist, it describes it. Then advises you to type “my watchlist” into Google which as I said, JUST DESCRIBES IT 🫠
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We can all learn a thing or two from Samoa Joe. 😌
August 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
We can all learn a thing or two from Samoa Joe. 😌
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We’re not distracted and it’s not going away.
August 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
We’re not distracted and it’s not going away.
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And! Thanks to @wired.com's policy to keep Freedom of Information Act-based reporting free and open, there's no paywall!
SCOOP: We filed a Freedom of Information Act Request and received hundreds of pages of documents about the system access DOGE members Edward Coristine and Donald Park received at the Small Business Administration. But nested in there was something even bigger...
www.wired.com/story/edward...
www.wired.com/story/edward...
How Edward ‘Big Balls’ Coristine and DOGE Got Access to a Federal Payroll System That Serves the FBI
Hundreds of pages of records reviewed by WIRED show just how quickly DOGE gained access to systems at the Small Business Administration—and through it, a USDA system that handles payroll for federal l...
www.wired.com
July 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
And! Thanks to @wired.com's policy to keep Freedom of Information Act-based reporting free and open, there's no paywall!
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The White House has rescinded an order freezing federal grants and loans following intense backlash
Trump Rescinds Federal Funding Freeze
www.huffpost.com
January 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The White House has rescinded an order freezing federal grants and loans following intense backlash
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Pennsylvania flood museum temporarily closed due to flooding
Pennsylvania flood museum temporarily closed due to flooding
Cold weather causes leak at Johnstown Flood Museum, which commemorates 1889 catastrophe that killed 2,209
www.theguardian.com
January 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Pennsylvania flood museum temporarily closed due to flooding
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This is Duncan. He just had his first blueberry, and now demands another. 12/10
January 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
This is Duncan. He just had his first blueberry, and now demands another. 12/10
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He went to a private college prep highschool and represents the wealthiest district in Georgia while telling kids on free lunch to get a job
![Richard Dean McCormick (born October 7,
1968) is an American politician and physician.
A member of the Republican Party, he has represented Georgia in the United States House of Representatives since 2023. 2] As of 2024, McCormick was reported to represent the wealthiest congressional district in the state of Georgia. 131 As of 2025, he represents Georgia's 7th congressional district.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:oloqvkuiie22qabj5m6xg4th/bafkreiggfmo4yejwsoot3sfyjby5qqpc5h3rzua7oqknycz4e3izkfg2sy@jpeg)
January 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
He went to a private college prep highschool and represents the wealthiest district in Georgia while telling kids on free lunch to get a job
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This is Fudge. She may not be the sharpest pup in the world, but more importantly, she is not a quitter. 13/10
January 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is Fudge. She may not be the sharpest pup in the world, but more importantly, she is not a quitter. 13/10
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A wave of tuberculosis cases hitting the Kansas City, Kansas, metro area has caused dozens of illnesses and at least two deaths, according to the state health department.
Read more: cnn.it/3PWrK80
Read more: cnn.it/3PWrK80
January 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
A wave of tuberculosis cases hitting the Kansas City, Kansas, metro area has caused dozens of illnesses and at least two deaths, according to the state health department.
Read more: cnn.it/3PWrK80
Read more: cnn.it/3PWrK80
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Now I understand why Santa demands so many glasses of milk
January 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Now I understand why Santa demands so many glasses of milk
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WASHINGTON (AP) — Supreme Court rejects President-elect Donald Trump’s bid to delay sentencing in his New York hush money case.
January 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
WASHINGTON (AP) — Supreme Court rejects President-elect Donald Trump’s bid to delay sentencing in his New York hush money case.
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Hundreds of incarcerated firefighters are fighting the wildfires raging across southern California for $5.80-$10.24 per day
When responding to disasters, they may earn $26.90 over a 24-hour shift
When responding to disasters, they may earn $26.90 over a 24-hour shift
‘Essential’: nearly 800 incarcerated firefighters deployed as LA battles wildfires
The firefighters earn $5.80-$10.24 per day plus $1 an hour when responding to active emergencies, according to CDCR
www.theguardian.com
January 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Hundreds of incarcerated firefighters are fighting the wildfires raging across southern California for $5.80-$10.24 per day
When responding to disasters, they may earn $26.90 over a 24-hour shift
When responding to disasters, they may earn $26.90 over a 24-hour shift
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all art is made from spite or horniness, and a computer cannot be spiteful or horny, so a computer should never make art
January 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
all art is made from spite or horniness, and a computer cannot be spiteful or horny, so a computer should never make art
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The @wired.com story I worked on with @dmehro.bsky.social about the Shotspotter locations leaked to me by a whistleblower is now in video form.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=USNJ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=USNJ...
We Tracked the Secret Police Microphones Hidden Everywhere | WIRED
YouTube video by WIRED
www.youtube.com
December 30, 2024 at 6:02 PM
The @wired.com story I worked on with @dmehro.bsky.social about the Shotspotter locations leaked to me by a whistleblower is now in video form.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=USNJ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=USNJ...
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Haha very funny guys. Sending in photos without dogs in them. Thought we just wouldn’t notice? Hilarious. Still 12/10 for the blanket
December 11, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Haha very funny guys. Sending in photos without dogs in them. Thought we just wouldn’t notice? Hilarious. Still 12/10 for the blanket
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An image of a squirrel stuck in a tree has been named the overall winner of this year’s Nikon Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards, with a frog in a bubble and a bream chasing a bald eagle among the category winners.
Read more: cnn.it/4is35Fx
Read more: cnn.it/4is35Fx
December 11, 2024 at 3:43 PM
An image of a squirrel stuck in a tree has been named the overall winner of this year’s Nikon Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards, with a frog in a bubble and a bream chasing a bald eagle among the category winners.
Read more: cnn.it/4is35Fx
Read more: cnn.it/4is35Fx
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can't even pay teens for sex then get appointed attorney general anymore on account of woke www.cnn.com/2024/11/21/p...
EXCLUSIVE: Ethics committee told of second sexual encounter between Matt Gaetz and 17-year-old, sources say | CNN Politics
The woman who says she had sex when she was a minor with then-Rep. Matt Gaetz told the House Ethics Committee she had two sexual encounters with him at a party in 2017, sources familiar with her testi...
www.cnn.com
November 21, 2024 at 6:07 PM
can't even pay teens for sex then get appointed attorney general anymore on account of woke www.cnn.com/2024/11/21/p...
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Almost exactly 3 years ago I started making a weirdo card game on my laptop because I had a few weeks of vacation to burn and thought it'd be a fun little project for me and my friends
No idea how to describe just how absurd this all feels
No idea how to describe just how absurd this all feels
November 21, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Almost exactly 3 years ago I started making a weirdo card game on my laptop because I had a few weeks of vacation to burn and thought it'd be a fun little project for me and my friends
No idea how to describe just how absurd this all feels
No idea how to describe just how absurd this all feels
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not a very nice thing to say about his wife
November 9, 2024 at 6:15 PM
not a very nice thing to say about his wife