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Surprised they didn't find a Pedobear cosplay outfit at Epstein's Island. Maybe Trump has it at Mar-a-Pedo.
December 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Surprised they didn't find a Pedobear cosplay outfit at Epstein's Island. Maybe Trump has it at Mar-a-Pedo.
Just noticed Black Friday emails from...my dentist. WTAF? If ever there was a sign that something's gone very fucking wrong with dental care in the UK it's this. Black Friday adverts just in case you'd like to see a dentist.
December 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Just noticed Black Friday emails from...my dentist. WTAF? If ever there was a sign that something's gone very fucking wrong with dental care in the UK it's this. Black Friday adverts just in case you'd like to see a dentist.
If anything summed up Russia, it's this atrocity. The civilized world should have no business of any kind with these fucking ghouls.
💔 In occupied Mariupol, Russia installs main Christmas tree where civilians were killed
In occupied Mariupol, Russia installs main Christmas tree where civilians were killed
In temporarily occupied Mariupol, Russian forces have begun assembling the main Christmas tree near the Drama Theatre – the site where a large number of civilians were killed while sheltering from Rus...
www.pravda.com.ua
December 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
If anything summed up Russia, it's this atrocity. The civilized world should have no business of any kind with these fucking ghouls.
Fuck Die Hard, we need an answer to: Is Gremlins a Christmas movie?
a gremlins doll wearing a santa hat is playing a keyboard .
ALT: a gremlins doll wearing a santa hat is playing a keyboard .
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Fuck Die Hard, we need an answer to: Is Gremlins a Christmas movie?
I love Amazon reviews. This one for a Brita XXL Water filter tank is ridiculous.
"I can't fit a kettle under it" - have you heard of a jug?
"We have a tight schedule and a toddler, so time is valuable. I can't wait 30 seconds to fill a kettle or the time for other uses." - Uh huh. So so busy.
"I can't fit a kettle under it" - have you heard of a jug?
"We have a tight schedule and a toddler, so time is valuable. I can't wait 30 seconds to fill a kettle or the time for other uses." - Uh huh. So so busy.
December 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I love Amazon reviews. This one for a Brita XXL Water filter tank is ridiculous.
"I can't fit a kettle under it" - have you heard of a jug?
"We have a tight schedule and a toddler, so time is valuable. I can't wait 30 seconds to fill a kettle or the time for other uses." - Uh huh. So so busy.
"I can't fit a kettle under it" - have you heard of a jug?
"We have a tight schedule and a toddler, so time is valuable. I can't wait 30 seconds to fill a kettle or the time for other uses." - Uh huh. So so busy.
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With regards to the alleged use of the old tear gas agent CA, in Georgia, here's some very old commentary on it from the 1960s
December 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
With regards to the alleged use of the old tear gas agent CA, in Georgia, here's some very old commentary on it from the 1960s
Saw a car this morning where some lunatic had Christmas pimped his ride. Seemed particularly fond of the Grinch given he'd glued green fur to the roof and put decals all over the body. Don't think I encountered the driver but I am fascinated trying to imagine how he might have been dressed. Nutter.
December 1, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Saw a car this morning where some lunatic had Christmas pimped his ride. Seemed particularly fond of the Grinch given he'd glued green fur to the roof and put decals all over the body. Don't think I encountered the driver but I am fascinated trying to imagine how he might have been dressed. Nutter.
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Authorities in Georgia, the former Soviet republic, used a World War One-era chemical weapon to quell anti-government protesters last year, evidence gathered by the BBC suggests. www.bbc.com/news/articles/czr...
WW1 toxic compound sprayed on Georgian protesters, BBC evidence suggests
Anti-government demonstrators are likely to have been targeted with camite, our investigation finds.
www.bbc.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Authorities in Georgia, the former Soviet republic, used a World War One-era chemical weapon to quell anti-government protesters last year, evidence gathered by the BBC suggests. www.bbc.com/news/articles/czr...
Something possessed me to have haggis this evening. I will doubtless be regretting that decision in the morning. 😳
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Something possessed me to have haggis this evening. I will doubtless be regretting that decision in the morning. 😳
Why is the moon out at this time of day? Go back to bed you fool. Oh, it's gone. Clouds rolled in like he'd pull the curtains closed.
November 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Why is the moon out at this time of day? Go back to bed you fool. Oh, it's gone. Clouds rolled in like he'd pull the curtains closed.
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The territories Ukraine holds are Ukraine, you absolute genocidal maniac
Putin: “When Ukrainians troops withdraw from the territories they hold, then we will cease hostilities; If they don’t leave, we will achieve this by military means “
November 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The territories Ukraine holds are Ukraine, you absolute genocidal maniac
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10/ In October, Witkoff and Putin appear between them to have persuaded Trump to reject President Zelensky's plea to acquire Tomahawk cruise missiles to attack Russian refineries. Witkoff suggested that the Ukrainians should ask for a 10-year tariff exemption instead. /end
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
10/ In October, Witkoff and Putin appear between them to have persuaded Trump to reject President Zelensky's plea to acquire Tomahawk cruise missiles to attack Russian refineries. Witkoff suggested that the Ukrainians should ask for a 10-year tariff exemption instead. /end
Wondering whether I should buy the Shark StainForce wet hoover thingy when I already have a Vax and like three other hoovers (or is it four?). The Vax is irritating bulky to use and takes ages to get going if I've just spilled my coffee on the chair or something. God I've gotten old...
November 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Wondering whether I should buy the Shark StainForce wet hoover thingy when I already have a Vax and like three other hoovers (or is it four?). The Vax is irritating bulky to use and takes ages to get going if I've just spilled my coffee on the chair or something. God I've gotten old...
Wonder if Gorsuch has any thoughts on the Kavenaugh stops now?
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Wonder if Gorsuch has any thoughts on the Kavenaugh stops now?
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Since we are once again dealing with "the only silent era comedians of note were men" I feel I need to stand up for the ladies.
Marion Davies!
Marion Davies!
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Since we are once again dealing with "the only silent era comedians of note were men" I feel I need to stand up for the ladies.
Marion Davies!
Marion Davies!
Just took a mouthful of hot chocolate that was way too big and way too hot and had to spit it out all over the kitchen counter or scald myself. Whoops. Probably regret the few seconds I spent deciding whether to expel it...ouchy.
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Just took a mouthful of hot chocolate that was way too big and way too hot and had to spit it out all over the kitchen counter or scald myself. Whoops. Probably regret the few seconds I spent deciding whether to expel it...ouchy.
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"Now, me to you, I know what it’s going to take to get a peace deal done: Donetsk and maybe a land swap somewhere."
-- Steve Witkoff, in his call to Putin aide Yuri Ushakov
Read the whole transcript of the Oct 14 call. It's amazing.
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www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
-- Steve Witkoff, in his call to Putin aide Yuri Ushakov
Read the whole transcript of the Oct 14 call. It's amazing.
Gift link (for 7 days) ⤵️
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Witkoff Discusses Ukraine Plans With Key Putin Aide: Transcript
The following is a transcript of an Oct. 14 phone call lasting just over 5 minutes between Steve Witkoff, Donald Trump’s special envoy for peace missions, and Yuri Ushakov, Vladimir Putin’s most senio...
www.bloomberg.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
"Now, me to you, I know what it’s going to take to get a peace deal done: Donetsk and maybe a land swap somewhere."
-- Steve Witkoff, in his call to Putin aide Yuri Ushakov
Read the whole transcript of the Oct 14 call. It's amazing.
Gift link (for 7 days) ⤵️
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
-- Steve Witkoff, in his call to Putin aide Yuri Ushakov
Read the whole transcript of the Oct 14 call. It's amazing.
Gift link (for 7 days) ⤵️
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
FFS. Yeah this'll end well. For the Kremlin.
U.S. Special Envoy Steve Witkoff is set to meet Russian President Vladimir Putin in Moscow as Washington aims to finalize a peace deal between Ukraine and Russia, U.S. President Donald Trump said on Nov. 25.
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
FFS. Yeah this'll end well. For the Kremlin.
Has anyone made a petition yet to oppose the abolition of trial by jury and automatic appeals yet? There is clearly a need to signal to this appalling Blue Labour government that no-one wants this or voted for it.
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Has anyone made a petition yet to oppose the abolition of trial by jury and automatic appeals yet? There is clearly a need to signal to this appalling Blue Labour government that no-one wants this or voted for it.
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I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
He could have been like "What if the pasta shapes are unicorns?" and then MAGA would be all "OMG Campbell's Soup has gone woke!".
What’s really sad is the guy who went off said he took edibles before coming into work, and he said all this shit instead of just doing his job and hallucinating cool new soup shapes.
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
He could have been like "What if the pasta shapes are unicorns?" and then MAGA would be all "OMG Campbell's Soup has gone woke!".
In a coffee shop and I'm guessing that someone complained previously of their coffee not being hot enough because OMFG this flat white is hotter than the surface of the sun. It's going to take half an hour to cool down to be even safe to drink.
November 25, 2025 at 10:58 AM
In a coffee shop and I'm guessing that someone complained previously of their coffee not being hot enough because OMFG this flat white is hotter than the surface of the sun. It's going to take half an hour to cool down to be even safe to drink.
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My buddy just called Robert Kennedy Jr. “Dr. Felchi” and I don’t think I’m gonna recover…
November 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
My buddy just called Robert Kennedy Jr. “Dr. Felchi” and I don’t think I’m gonna recover…
Wonder how many other Trump Admin policies are basically his lackies exploiting personal opportunities for gain that Trump then endorses because if he didn't he'd seem weak and not in charge.
🇺🇸‼️🇺🇦 Bloomberg: Dmitriev and Witkoff drafted the plan during an October meeting in Miami, which was also attended by Kushner.
Rubio was fully informed only after the document had already been created. Trump himself learned about it at the last moment, but once he was told, he quickly endorsed it.
Rubio was fully informed only after the document had already been created. Trump himself learned about it at the last moment, but once he was told, he quickly endorsed it.
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Wonder how many other Trump Admin policies are basically his lackies exploiting personal opportunities for gain that Trump then endorses because if he didn't he'd seem weak and not in charge.
Got my beef in beer (Duvel since it's what I usually use...not that I've cooked this in actual years) onto slow cook. Not terribly convinced the bread slices on top will disintegrate into the sauce though over the 4 hour cooking time. 😬 Oh well, I guess I can fish them out at the end if not.
November 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Got my beef in beer (Duvel since it's what I usually use...not that I've cooked this in actual years) onto slow cook. Not terribly convinced the bread slices on top will disintegrate into the sauce though over the 4 hour cooking time. 😬 Oh well, I guess I can fish them out at the end if not.