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It saves on needing a bidet which is efficient use of the limited space.
December 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Just needed him to bite it to check if it's real gold or the same plastic shit with which he defaced the White House
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Not using frozen Russian assets to fund Ukraine's fight against Russia would have more far-reaching consequences for the EU given the Kremlin is openly drooling at the thought of invading another European country.
December 6, 2025 at 1:12 PM
"ChatGPT is it raining outside?" rather than looking out the window.
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 PM
What's that thing Conservatives claim to hate, participation prizes?
December 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
An important point because for people like Bradley and Hegseth, they hide behind the belief war crimes are just war, it's nothing, po-tayto-potato. But straight up murder? Try squaring that with your conscience Mr Big Macho Warrior. That's what you call them. Murderers.
December 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
"Our editor wiped his ass with the cover and this is what was left on it"
December 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
He's going to be bragging that Obama never got his entirely made-up nonsense prize isn't he? This is even more loser coded than his fake Time magazine covers.
December 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Imagine it's like when Liam Hemsworth succeeded Henry Cavill and the memories didn't transfer over.
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
So...when's Trump pardoning him?
December 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Surprised he didn't describe him as the Messi of leaders.
December 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
And Bubba's, provided he was sufficiently talented.
December 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I'm sure absolutely none of the agents handpicked by Patel exploited the opportunity to hook up with heavily inebriated young women.
December 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Thing is though, the people that will be doing this are very very stupid and usually utterly without focus. They're like a bull in a china shop, causing random senseless damage. The bull isn't capable of specifically targeting the Wedgewood tea cups.
December 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I wonder if the Kremlin wrote this document for them too.
December 5, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Birds of a feather, flock together. I'd suggest perhaps Infantino should consider whether he wants to be seen as being "of a feather" with a corrupt pedophile, rapist and war criminal, but then he's a big fan of Putin too.
December 5, 2025 at 12:52 PM
In other words, they want to give the Russians all their assets back at which point they'll take their cut in bribes and shares It's grotesque and corrupt. Fuck Trump. He's a traitor to the US and the enemy of Europe and civilised countries.
December 5, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Their Russification is almost complete.
Corruption: check
Authoritarianism: check
War crimes: check
Kidnapping children: check
Gulags: check
Interference in other countries' elections: coming soon.
December 5, 2025 at 12:19 PM
If they promised to give Trump a cut of the money he'd have a change of heart. Trump wants the funds to remain frozen because he wants the money after normalizing relations with Putin. Everything is about greed with him.
December 5, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Republicans just want to turn on the taps so they can receive Russian bribes openly again.
December 5, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Trump doesn't care about the rest of the world unless they have children who are hot.
December 5, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Infoseek was my go to for a while in the pre-google days.
December 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Whilst Stephen Miller will be thrilled, I imagine Trump will outraged it wasn't a shade of orange.
December 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM