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Decorated a wee Christmas tree for my mother's room in her care home. I am crap at doing that sort of thing though. If I were decorating a cake it'd look less like a Bake Off show stopper and more like a 5 year old had go with more enthusiasm than talent and zero parental supervision.
December 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Decorated a wee Christmas tree for my mother's room in her care home. I am crap at doing that sort of thing though. If I were decorating a cake it'd look less like a Bake Off show stopper and more like a 5 year old had go with more enthusiasm than talent and zero parental supervision.
Initial theories were that it might be a graveyard because...
December 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Initial theories were that it might be a graveyard because...
I love Amazon reviews. This one for a Brita XXL Water filter tank is ridiculous.
"I can't fit a kettle under it" - have you heard of a jug?
"We have a tight schedule and a toddler, so time is valuable. I can't wait 30 seconds to fill a kettle or the time for other uses." - Uh huh. So so busy.
"I can't fit a kettle under it" - have you heard of a jug?
"We have a tight schedule and a toddler, so time is valuable. I can't wait 30 seconds to fill a kettle or the time for other uses." - Uh huh. So so busy.
December 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I love Amazon reviews. This one for a Brita XXL Water filter tank is ridiculous.
"I can't fit a kettle under it" - have you heard of a jug?
"We have a tight schedule and a toddler, so time is valuable. I can't wait 30 seconds to fill a kettle or the time for other uses." - Uh huh. So so busy.
"I can't fit a kettle under it" - have you heard of a jug?
"We have a tight schedule and a toddler, so time is valuable. I can't wait 30 seconds to fill a kettle or the time for other uses." - Uh huh. So so busy.
Something possessed me to have haggis this evening. I will doubtless be regretting that decision in the morning. 😳
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Something possessed me to have haggis this evening. I will doubtless be regretting that decision in the morning. 😳
Easiest translation Google's ever done
November 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Easiest translation Google's ever done
You can see where this is going. Witkoff wants Putin to get in ahead of the meeting with Ze to prime Trump for what they want him to do.
November 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
You can see where this is going. Witkoff wants Putin to get in ahead of the meeting with Ze to prime Trump for what they want him to do.
Marvellous. It's like that insane AI Christmas ad last year.
November 18, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Marvellous. It's like that insane AI Christmas ad last year.
Erm...sounds a bit...
November 16, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Erm...sounds a bit...
"Bet you wish you hadn't missed that putt on the 9th Donald..."
November 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
"Bet you wish you hadn't missed that putt on the 9th Donald..."
The comma made me read that in the voice of William Shatner, presumably playing mirror universe Kirk.
November 14, 2025 at 11:46 AM
The comma made me read that in the voice of William Shatner, presumably playing mirror universe Kirk.
The face of a man who wished he'd put on more than one pair of underpants that morning.
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The face of a man who wished he'd put on more than one pair of underpants that morning.
Really not digging the trend in weird glasses for coffee. Like how the hell are you supposed to drink from this? Sorry Kruve, that's going right down my chin and onto my shirt. There's no way you can drink from that without spilling it.
October 31, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Really not digging the trend in weird glasses for coffee. Like how the hell are you supposed to drink from this? Sorry Kruve, that's going right down my chin and onto my shirt. There's no way you can drink from that without spilling it.
What does Bovine have on him there? He can't be walking around with a kukri surely?
October 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
What does Bovine have on him there? He can't be walking around with a kukri surely?
"If the President were a king he'd sit on a golden throne..."
October 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
"If the President were a king he'd sit on a golden throne..."
"What's wrong son did those other kids laugh at your toy Cybertruck?"
October 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
"What's wrong son did those other kids laugh at your toy Cybertruck?"
Unsolicited Sick pic
October 11, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Unsolicited Sick pic
"And you eat this...by choice?"
October 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
"And you eat this...by choice?"
The fuck is he so happy about?
September 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The fuck is he so happy about?
Seen zombies that look more alive than this freak.
September 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Seen zombies that look more alive than this freak.
Amused that someone wrote this as an Amazon review of a coffee grinder. Yeah, real informative thanks.
September 29, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Amused that someone wrote this as an Amazon review of a coffee grinder. Yeah, real informative thanks.