Ali Hancock
@alihancock.bsky.social
Nerd with too many hats. Real ones and metaphorical ones.
Comedy writer, comedian, voice actor and miscellaneous artist.
https://www.alihancock.co.uk/
Comedy writer, comedian, voice actor and miscellaneous artist.
https://www.alihancock.co.uk/
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Ministry of Absurdism Sketch Show of Adventure!
13 brilliant sketches on the subject of ADVENTURE!
Writers: Ali Hancock, Luke Blake, Amy Webber,
Performers: Ali Hancock, Amy Webber, Steffan Alun and Ben Moxon.
Recorded live at Elysium Gallery and
soundcloud.com
The Ministry of Absurdism Sketch Show of ADVENTURE!
Listen to sketches by me, Luke Blake and Amy Webber. Performed by me, Amy Webber, @steffanalun.bsky.social and @glenatron.bsky.social
Listen to sketches by me, Luke Blake and Amy Webber. Performed by me, Amy Webber, @steffanalun.bsky.social and @glenatron.bsky.social
Apparently it's today. Sure. Definitely it's a thing, Swansea.
One year in Swansea some people just went"IT'S BEAUJOLAIS DAY!" And everyone else said "it's what?" and they replied "BEAUJOLAIS DAY! We have always celebrated Beaujolais day!" and the people said "Yes, we have always celebrated beaujolais day."
Better than being at war with Eastasia, I suppose
Better than being at war with Eastasia, I suppose
November 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Apparently it's today. Sure. Definitely it's a thing, Swansea.
Neanderthals and humans
Sitting in a tree
K I S S I N G
Sitting in a tree
K I S S I N G
November 20, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Neanderthals and humans
Sitting in a tree
K I S S I N G
Sitting in a tree
K I S S I N G
Nothing good on telly? Why not listen to this excellent radio sketch show...
The Ministry of Absurdism Sketch Show of ADVENTURE!
Listen to sketches by me, Luke Blake and Amy Webber. Performed by me, Amy Webber, @steffanalun.bsky.social and @glenatron.bsky.social
Listen to sketches by me, Luke Blake and Amy Webber. Performed by me, Amy Webber, @steffanalun.bsky.social and @glenatron.bsky.social
Ministry of Absurdism Sketch Show of Adventure!
13 brilliant sketches on the subject of ADVENTURE!
Writers: Ali Hancock, Luke Blake, Amy Webber,
Performers: Ali Hancock, Amy Webber, Steffan Alun and Ben Moxon.
Recorded live at Elysium Gallery and
soundcloud.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Nothing good on telly? Why not listen to this excellent radio sketch show...
The Ministry of Absurdism Sketch Show of ADVENTURE!
Listen to sketches by me, Luke Blake and Amy Webber. Performed by me, Amy Webber, @steffanalun.bsky.social and @glenatron.bsky.social
Listen to sketches by me, Luke Blake and Amy Webber. Performed by me, Amy Webber, @steffanalun.bsky.social and @glenatron.bsky.social
Ministry of Absurdism Sketch Show of Adventure!
13 brilliant sketches on the subject of ADVENTURE!
Writers: Ali Hancock, Luke Blake, Amy Webber,
Performers: Ali Hancock, Amy Webber, Steffan Alun and Ben Moxon.
Recorded live at Elysium Gallery and
soundcloud.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The Ministry of Absurdism Sketch Show of ADVENTURE!
Listen to sketches by me, Luke Blake and Amy Webber. Performed by me, Amy Webber, @steffanalun.bsky.social and @glenatron.bsky.social
Listen to sketches by me, Luke Blake and Amy Webber. Performed by me, Amy Webber, @steffanalun.bsky.social and @glenatron.bsky.social
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The pigeon had replaced the Eagle as the King of the Birds following a coo.
November 19, 2025 at 12:26 PM
The pigeon had replaced the Eagle as the King of the Birds following a coo.
Reposted by Ali Hancock
One year in Swansea some people just went"IT'S BEAUJOLAIS DAY!" And everyone else said "it's what?" and they replied "BEAUJOLAIS DAY! We have always celebrated Beaujolais day!" and the people said "Yes, we have always celebrated beaujolais day."
Better than being at war with Eastasia, I suppose
Better than being at war with Eastasia, I suppose
November 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
One year in Swansea some people just went"IT'S BEAUJOLAIS DAY!" And everyone else said "it's what?" and they replied "BEAUJOLAIS DAY! We have always celebrated Beaujolais day!" and the people said "Yes, we have always celebrated beaujolais day."
Better than being at war with Eastasia, I suppose
Better than being at war with Eastasia, I suppose
Me, today.
November 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Me, today.
Reposted by Ali Hancock
Nobody who should fuck off actually fucks off anymore. We're stuck with all these fucking people.
November 18, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Nobody who should fuck off actually fucks off anymore. We're stuck with all these fucking people.
It's not China, it's Cylons. I warned you.
MI5's main mistake was employing Gaius Baltar. Place is riddled with Cylons by now, mark my words.
November 18, 2025 at 12:10 PM
It's not China, it's Cylons. I warned you.
Reposted by Ali Hancock
"The Home Office has re-assessed Peru and finds that it is no longer the deepest, or the darkest on our list. It is therefore safe for you to return, and we will compel you to do so within 1 week of receipt of this letter. Your marmalade sandwiches have been confiscated in lieu of your costs."
November 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
"The Home Office has re-assessed Peru and finds that it is no longer the deepest, or the darkest on our list. It is therefore safe for you to return, and we will compel you to do so within 1 week of receipt of this letter. Your marmalade sandwiches have been confiscated in lieu of your costs."
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They're worried about lack of water in Iran, but if they want rain they can just shuffle the letters around a bit.
November 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
They're worried about lack of water in Iran, but if they want rain they can just shuffle the letters around a bit.
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I'm not into conspiracy theories, but I'd probably listen to this dog's conspiracy theory podcast.
"Next week: Do you ever wonder where the tennis ball went? Maybe aliens took it, or maybe... it was never thrown in the first place"
"Next week: Do you ever wonder where the tennis ball went? Maybe aliens took it, or maybe... it was never thrown in the first place"
November 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I'm not into conspiracy theories, but I'd probably listen to this dog's conspiracy theory podcast.
"Next week: Do you ever wonder where the tennis ball went? Maybe aliens took it, or maybe... it was never thrown in the first place"
"Next week: Do you ever wonder where the tennis ball went? Maybe aliens took it, or maybe... it was never thrown in the first place"
I'm not into conspiracy theories, but I'd probably listen to this dog's conspiracy theory podcast.
"Next week: Do you ever wonder where the tennis ball went? Maybe aliens took it, or maybe... it was never thrown in the first place"
"Next week: Do you ever wonder where the tennis ball went? Maybe aliens took it, or maybe... it was never thrown in the first place"
November 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I'm not into conspiracy theories, but I'd probably listen to this dog's conspiracy theory podcast.
"Next week: Do you ever wonder where the tennis ball went? Maybe aliens took it, or maybe... it was never thrown in the first place"
"Next week: Do you ever wonder where the tennis ball went? Maybe aliens took it, or maybe... it was never thrown in the first place"
They're worried about lack of water in Iran, but if they want rain they can just shuffle the letters around a bit.
November 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
They're worried about lack of water in Iran, but if they want rain they can just shuffle the letters around a bit.
Some of the genAI posters I've seen lately are so badly laid out I think they must have trained on local comedy night posters.
November 16, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Some of the genAI posters I've seen lately are so badly laid out I think they must have trained on local comedy night posters.
Reposted by Ali Hancock
So Pluribus is a metaphor for being neurodivergent, yeah? Everyone else seems to implicitly know what's going on when you don't and if you say the wrong thing everyone gets OTT upset.
November 14, 2025 at 10:05 AM
So Pluribus is a metaphor for being neurodivergent, yeah? Everyone else seems to implicitly know what's going on when you don't and if you say the wrong thing everyone gets OTT upset.
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Next on BBC1 the weather forecast forecast from the meta office.
November 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Next on BBC1 the weather forecast forecast from the meta office.
Next on BBC1 the weather forecast forecast from the meta office.
November 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Next on BBC1 the weather forecast forecast from the meta office.
Apparently there was some dude at a memorial wearing medals he's not earned, but in a monarchy The King can basically do what he likes.
November 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Apparently there was some dude at a memorial wearing medals he's not earned, but in a monarchy The King can basically do what he likes.
Moment of self awareness where I realise I'm in a cafe by a stormy, raging sea reading a book about the history of demons for a ghost story.
Might invent a new genre later.
Might invent a new genre later.
November 14, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Moment of self awareness where I realise I'm in a cafe by a stormy, raging sea reading a book about the history of demons for a ghost story.
Might invent a new genre later.
Might invent a new genre later.
So Pluribus is a metaphor for being neurodivergent, yeah? Everyone else seems to implicitly know what's going on when you don't and if you say the wrong thing everyone gets OTT upset.
November 14, 2025 at 10:05 AM
So Pluribus is a metaphor for being neurodivergent, yeah? Everyone else seems to implicitly know what's going on when you don't and if you say the wrong thing everyone gets OTT upset.
These are some good pirates #taskmaster
November 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
These are some good pirates #taskmaster