Ali Hancock
@alihancock.bsky.social
Nerd with too many hats. Real ones and metaphorical ones.
Comedy writer, comedian, voice actor and miscellaneous artist.
https://www.alihancock.co.uk/
Comedy writer, comedian, voice actor and miscellaneous artist.
https://www.alihancock.co.uk/
These are some good pirates #taskmaster
November 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
These are some good pirates #taskmaster
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They should replace his hyphen with an em dash so everyone things he's an LLM
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor’s name to be hyphenated, as decreed by late queen
Palace announcement of ex-prince’s new name missed out hyphen used by other descendants of Elizabeth II
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:27 AM
They should replace his hyphen with an em dash so everyone things he's an LLM
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
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I think it's cute when you charge up an old camera/phone and it's first question is "what year is this?"
November 13, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I think it's cute when you charge up an old camera/phone and it's first question is "what year is this?"
I think it's cute when you charge up an old camera/phone and it's first question is "what year is this?"
November 13, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I think it's cute when you charge up an old camera/phone and it's first question is "what year is this?"
They should replace his hyphen with an em dash so everyone things he's an LLM
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor’s name to be hyphenated, as decreed by late queen
Palace announcement of ex-prince’s new name missed out hyphen used by other descendants of Elizabeth II
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:27 AM
They should replace his hyphen with an em dash so everyone things he's an LLM
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
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Elon Musk is not a real person, just a live action morality tale.
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Elon Musk is not a real person, just a live action morality tale.
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It's totally reasonable that Trump is suing for $1billion after one misleading edit since he only ever posts true and accurate videos of himself dropping poo on American citizens.
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
It's totally reasonable that Trump is suing for $1billion after one misleading edit since he only ever posts true and accurate videos of himself dropping poo on American citizens.
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I'm imagining them swirling the spunk around in a brandy glass.
November 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I'm imagining them swirling the spunk around in a brandy glass.
It's totally reasonable that Trump is suing for $1billion after one misleading edit since he only ever posts true and accurate videos of himself dropping poo on American citizens.
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
It's totally reasonable that Trump is suing for $1billion after one misleading edit since he only ever posts true and accurate videos of himself dropping poo on American citizens.
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Oh, Victorians, I'm sure there's a decent and moral reason you do this, but I'm going to assume the guy's name is Fuck.
November 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Oh, Victorians, I'm sure there's a decent and moral reason you do this, but I'm going to assume the guy's name is Fuck.
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New book from me! The sequel to The Executioner's Blade, another fantasy murder mystery full of monsters & intrigue.
🚨COVER REVEAL🚨
For the final time in 2025, feast your eyes on a new Northodox cover!
Sequel to the incredible The Executioner's Blade, The Executioner's Price by Andrew Knighton is coming 27th November!
Do not miss this!
Preorders and details here:
share.google/byM73OhMI6c5...
For the final time in 2025, feast your eyes on a new Northodox cover!
Sequel to the incredible The Executioner's Blade, The Executioner's Price by Andrew Knighton is coming 27th November!
Do not miss this!
Preorders and details here:
share.google/byM73OhMI6c5...
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
New book from me! The sequel to The Executioner's Blade, another fantasy murder mystery full of monsters & intrigue.
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You will need to be a #medium subscriber to read, but this is a great story, I hear. "Best thing I've read in a long time" some people say!
medium.com/the-mad-rive...
#horror #fiction #speculative #shortstory #spooky #scary #Weird #WritingCommunity
medium.com/the-mad-rive...
#horror #fiction #speculative #shortstory #spooky #scary #Weird #WritingCommunity
Chicken Bones in Milk
“We ran out of food in the winter. It was after we had overthrown our parents…”
medium.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 AM
You will need to be a #medium subscriber to read, but this is a great story, I hear. "Best thing I've read in a long time" some people say!
medium.com/the-mad-rive...
#horror #fiction #speculative #shortstory #spooky #scary #Weird #WritingCommunity
medium.com/the-mad-rive...
#horror #fiction #speculative #shortstory #spooky #scary #Weird #WritingCommunity
Oh, Victorians, I'm sure there's a decent and moral reason you do this, but I'm going to assume the guy's name is Fuck.
November 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Oh, Victorians, I'm sure there's a decent and moral reason you do this, but I'm going to assume the guy's name is Fuck.
Might boil an egg.
November 9, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Might boil an egg.
Elon Musk is not a real person, just a live action morality tale.
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Elon Musk is not a real person, just a live action morality tale.
Dunelm playing bangers I used to dance to in the local indie disco is violence.
November 6, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Dunelm playing bangers I used to dance to in the local indie disco is violence.
The silly comedy club I run irregularly is seven years old and has a new look for its birthday.
If you're close enough to care, you can follow on insta or FB as that's the only way to know when each one is.
If you're close enough to care, you can follow on insta or FB as that's the only way to know when each one is.
November 6, 2025 at 10:34 AM
The silly comedy club I run irregularly is seven years old and has a new look for its birthday.
If you're close enough to care, you can follow on insta or FB as that's the only way to know when each one is.
If you're close enough to care, you can follow on insta or FB as that's the only way to know when each one is.
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The prize for today's challenge is The Redstone Rescue by @glenatron.bsky.social! Available as an ebook or audiobook!
November 6, 2025 at 9:11 AM
The prize for today's challenge is The Redstone Rescue by @glenatron.bsky.social! Available as an ebook or audiobook!
Welcome to Volkswagen. Car or sausages?
Welcome to Kenwood. Is it a car stereo or a food mixer for you today?
welcome to Yamaha. do you want a piano or a motorcycle?
November 6, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Welcome to Volkswagen. Car or sausages?
Welcome to Toyota, is it a car or a sewing machine for you today?
Welcome to Kenwood. Is it a car stereo or a food mixer for you today?
welcome to Yamaha. do you want a piano or a motorcycle?
November 6, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Welcome to Toyota, is it a car or a sewing machine for you today?
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80s bonfire night:
8am put jacket potatoes on
Watch public information film. (The scary one with the sparkler)
Later: break teeth on bonfire 'toffee'
Put on ALL your jumpers, go to village green.
Fire, ritual sacrifice, near death experience for one of the volunteers
Home. Jacket potatoes.
8am put jacket potatoes on
Watch public information film. (The scary one with the sparkler)
Later: break teeth on bonfire 'toffee'
Put on ALL your jumpers, go to village green.
Fire, ritual sacrifice, near death experience for one of the volunteers
Home. Jacket potatoes.
November 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
80s bonfire night:
8am put jacket potatoes on
Watch public information film. (The scary one with the sparkler)
Later: break teeth on bonfire 'toffee'
Put on ALL your jumpers, go to village green.
Fire, ritual sacrifice, near death experience for one of the volunteers
Home. Jacket potatoes.
8am put jacket potatoes on
Watch public information film. (The scary one with the sparkler)
Later: break teeth on bonfire 'toffee'
Put on ALL your jumpers, go to village green.
Fire, ritual sacrifice, near death experience for one of the volunteers
Home. Jacket potatoes.
Bonfire night thoughts: why in the olden days (80s) did it take 12 hours to cook a jacket potato in the oven?
November 6, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Bonfire night thoughts: why in the olden days (80s) did it take 12 hours to cook a jacket potato in the oven?
Guinea pigs generally aren't scared of fireworks (just everything else) but they were hiding away earlier and I worried and gave them a big pile of fancy hay. They're looking pretty relaxed and happy with life right now despite the noises and I think I might have been scammed.
November 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Guinea pigs generally aren't scared of fireworks (just everything else) but they were hiding away earlier and I worried and gave them a big pile of fancy hay. They're looking pretty relaxed and happy with life right now despite the noises and I think I might have been scammed.
"Wait, like juice isn't usually brown is it? Oh. Huh. "
November 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
"Wait, like juice isn't usually brown is it? Oh. Huh. "