Ali Hancock
@alihancock.bsky.social
Nerd with too many hats. Real ones and metaphorical ones.
Comedy writer, comedian, voice actor and miscellaneous artist.
https://www.alihancock.co.uk/
Comedy writer, comedian, voice actor and miscellaneous artist.
https://www.alihancock.co.uk/
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Ali Hancock
@alihancock.bsky.social
· Nov 19
Ministry of Absurdism Sketch Show of Adventure!
13 brilliant sketches on the subject of ADVENTURE!
Writers: Ali Hancock, Luke Blake, Amy Webber,
Performers: Ali Hancock, Amy Webber, Steffan Alun and Ben Moxon.
Recorded live at Elysium Gallery and
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The Ministry of Absurdism Sketch Show of ADVENTURE!
Listen to sketches by me, Luke Blake and Amy Webber. Performed by me, Amy Webber, @steffanalun.bsky.social and @glenatron.bsky.social
Listen to sketches by me, Luke Blake and Amy Webber. Performed by me, Amy Webber, @steffanalun.bsky.social and @glenatron.bsky.social
Reposted by Ali Hancock
Two kids in my school came second in Going Live's search for a star.
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 8:44 AM
Two kids in my school came second in Going Live's search for a star.
Watching a programme about the Renaissance and pleased to see that at least for a little while Michelangelo was indeed a party dude.
(Bacchus, 1497)
(Bacchus, 1497)
February 12, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Watching a programme about the Renaissance and pleased to see that at least for a little while Michelangelo was indeed a party dude.
(Bacchus, 1497)
(Bacchus, 1497)
Two kids in my school came second in Going Live's search for a star.
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 8:44 AM
Two kids in my school came second in Going Live's search for a star.
Reposted by Ali Hancock
One nasty hunting accident in the 70s and that pedo would be our king. Monarchy's good innit?
February 9, 2026 at 5:50 PM
One nasty hunting accident in the 70s and that pedo would be our king. Monarchy's good innit?
Reposted by Ali Hancock
One nasty hunting accident in the 70s and that pedo would be our king. Monarchy's good innit?
February 9, 2026 at 5:50 PM
One nasty hunting accident in the 70s and that pedo would be our king. Monarchy's good innit?
Reposted by Ali Hancock
If you ever need a headache I recommend reading patterns for mosaic crochet (might just be the guy that wrote this one).
I hear tapestry crochet is easier. I heard that after I started these.
I hear tapestry crochet is easier. I heard that after I started these.
February 9, 2026 at 11:52 AM
If you ever need a headache I recommend reading patterns for mosaic crochet (might just be the guy that wrote this one).
I hear tapestry crochet is easier. I heard that after I started these.
I hear tapestry crochet is easier. I heard that after I started these.
If you ever need a headache I recommend reading patterns for mosaic crochet (might just be the guy that wrote this one).
I hear tapestry crochet is easier. I heard that after I started these.
I hear tapestry crochet is easier. I heard that after I started these.
February 9, 2026 at 11:52 AM
If you ever need a headache I recommend reading patterns for mosaic crochet (might just be the guy that wrote this one).
I hear tapestry crochet is easier. I heard that after I started these.
I hear tapestry crochet is easier. I heard that after I started these.
If you're interviewed on the news in front of a bookcase I'm not listening and and checking out your library. General note: not enough fiction.
February 8, 2026 at 12:04 PM
If you're interviewed on the news in front of a bookcase I'm not listening and and checking out your library. General note: not enough fiction.
Damnit, when I invented Captain Asbestos I was joking...
youtu.be/MG6iU1ptCzc
youtu.be/MG6iU1ptCzc
February 4, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Damnit, when I invented Captain Asbestos I was joking...
youtu.be/MG6iU1ptCzc
youtu.be/MG6iU1ptCzc
Reposted by Ali Hancock
Peter Mandelbrot. It’s just infinite scandals the more you zoom in.
February 4, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Peter Mandelbrot. It’s just infinite scandals the more you zoom in.
Reposted by Ali Hancock
New euphemism just dropped.
February 3, 2026 at 2:17 PM
New euphemism just dropped.
Reposted by Ali Hancock
My Facebook account is now old enough to not have a Facebook account.
February 3, 2026 at 8:32 AM
My Facebook account is now old enough to not have a Facebook account.
Found an unusual penny. I've looked it up and there's someone selling one for £2.25. That's would be 22400% increase in asset value. I reckon if you called it a business you could take out million pound loans against that.
(I have a gcse in business, I know what's what)
(I have a gcse in business, I know what's what)
February 3, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Found an unusual penny. I've looked it up and there's someone selling one for £2.25. That's would be 22400% increase in asset value. I reckon if you called it a business you could take out million pound loans against that.
(I have a gcse in business, I know what's what)
(I have a gcse in business, I know what's what)
New euphemism just dropped.
February 3, 2026 at 2:17 PM
New euphemism just dropped.
My Facebook account is now old enough to not have a Facebook account.
February 3, 2026 at 8:32 AM
My Facebook account is now old enough to not have a Facebook account.
The news keeps showing bars of gold, In cartoons this would make someone's eyes turnt o dollar signs, but I've had a enough chocolate coins and McVities Gold Bars to just be really peckish.
February 2, 2026 at 6:01 PM
The news keeps showing bars of gold, In cartoons this would make someone's eyes turnt o dollar signs, but I've had a enough chocolate coins and McVities Gold Bars to just be really peckish.
Reposted by Ali Hancock
When the bell went at the end of playtime, everyone had to immediately stand still. For a while, when we were about 10, me and two friends would immediately create a pre-arranged tableau based on that week's episode of Bread.
December 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
When the bell went at the end of playtime, everyone had to immediately stand still. For a while, when we were about 10, me and two friends would immediately create a pre-arranged tableau based on that week's episode of Bread.
Happy 30th birthday to this carbon monoxide detector which decided to spend its birthday making ominous clicking noises and getting a bit warm.
(Don't worry, electricity is off now, electrician in the way)
(Don't worry, electricity is off now, electrician in the way)
January 30, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Happy 30th birthday to this carbon monoxide detector which decided to spend its birthday making ominous clicking noises and getting a bit warm.
(Don't worry, electricity is off now, electrician in the way)
(Don't worry, electricity is off now, electrician in the way)
Update: have bought a Rubik's cube. Can't work out how to get in it. Might not be a genius.
January 30, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Update: have bought a Rubik's cube. Can't work out how to get in it. Might not be a genius.
Rubik's cube is 50ish. I've always said that I used to be able to do it as a kid, but for some reason can't as a grown up. Have just had a revelation that maybe my Dad (engineer, good at maths, nerd) *might* have been helping when I wasn't looking.
Damn.
Damn.
January 30, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Rubik's cube is 50ish. I've always said that I used to be able to do it as a kid, but for some reason can't as a grown up. Have just had a revelation that maybe my Dad (engineer, good at maths, nerd) *might* have been helping when I wasn't looking.
Damn.
Damn.
Ordering from Waterstones
Beth Hapworth, 32, expressed relief at having her suspicions confirmed that everyone else was in possession of clandestine instructions on how to live their lives.
Autistic woman conquers world after discovering allistics’ secret life handbook
An autistic woman has finally been given the keys to the kingdom after unearthing the elusive How to Person handbook the neurotypicals have been hiding from us, it has been announced. Beth Hapworth,…
thedailytism.com
January 30, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Ordering from Waterstones
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I've not been to the Isle of Wight since I was a kid. I assume this teatowel came with me from my parents' house which makes it about 35-40 years old. Can I call Noris McWhirter yet?
January 27, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I've not been to the Isle of Wight since I was a kid. I assume this teatowel came with me from my parents' house which makes it about 35-40 years old. Can I call Noris McWhirter yet?
I've not been to the Isle of Wight since I was a kid. I assume this teatowel came with me from my parents' house which makes it about 35-40 years old. Can I call Noris McWhirter yet?
January 27, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I've not been to the Isle of Wight since I was a kid. I assume this teatowel came with me from my parents' house which makes it about 35-40 years old. Can I call Noris McWhirter yet?
Snubbed by the BAFTAs again, guys
January 27, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Snubbed by the BAFTAs again, guys