Ali Hancock
@alihancock.bsky.social
Nerd with too many hats. Real ones and metaphorical ones.
Comedy writer, comedian, voice actor and miscellaneous artist.
https://www.alihancock.co.uk/
Comedy writer, comedian, voice actor and miscellaneous artist.
https://www.alihancock.co.uk/
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Ali Hancock
@alihancock.bsky.social
· Nov 19
Ministry of Absurdism Sketch Show of Adventure!
13 brilliant sketches on the subject of ADVENTURE!
Writers: Ali Hancock, Luke Blake, Amy Webber,
Performers: Ali Hancock, Amy Webber, Steffan Alun and Ben Moxon.
Recorded live at Elysium Gallery and
soundcloud.com
The Ministry of Absurdism Sketch Show of ADVENTURE!
Listen to sketches by me, Luke Blake and Amy Webber. Performed by me, Amy Webber, @steffanalun.bsky.social and @glenatron.bsky.social
Listen to sketches by me, Luke Blake and Amy Webber. Performed by me, Amy Webber, @steffanalun.bsky.social and @glenatron.bsky.social
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Getting the merch ready...
February 19, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Getting the merch ready...
Getting the merch ready...
February 19, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Getting the merch ready...
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One nasty hunting accident in the 70s and that pedo would be our king. Monarchy's good innit?
February 9, 2026 at 5:50 PM
One nasty hunting accident in the 70s and that pedo would be our king. Monarchy's good innit?
This is great anyway, but I did not see the ending coming - delightful!
A vintage ABK sketch to plug my UK tour. KING OF CRUMBS starts this Saturday! Come along for more nonsense like this.
www.mickperrin.com/tours/alasdair-beckett-king-king-of-crumbs
www.mickperrin.com/tours/alasdair-beckett-king-king-of-crumbs
February 19, 2026 at 11:43 AM
This is great anyway, but I did not see the ending coming - delightful!
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Oh, the grand old duke of york
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February 19, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Oh, the grand old duke of york
He ██████████████████
He ██████████████████
And he ██████████████████
He ██████████████████
He ██████████████████
And he ██████████████████
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The worst thing about being arrested on your birthday is it rules out the possibility of getting a cake with a file in it for another 364 days.
February 19, 2026 at 11:10 AM
The worst thing about being arrested on your birthday is it rules out the possibility of getting a cake with a file in it for another 364 days.
Fair play to The Laughane Festival website. On the section about nearby shops the first they mention is Bargain Booze.
(Contextual note: Laughane is notable for being a place famous poet, writer and drunk Dylan Thomas lived for a bit.)
(Contextual note: Laughane is notable for being a place famous poet, writer and drunk Dylan Thomas lived for a bit.)
February 18, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Fair play to The Laughane Festival website. On the section about nearby shops the first they mention is Bargain Booze.
(Contextual note: Laughane is notable for being a place famous poet, writer and drunk Dylan Thomas lived for a bit.)
(Contextual note: Laughane is notable for being a place famous poet, writer and drunk Dylan Thomas lived for a bit.)
If, in 1999, you were in an indie disco type place and saw one of the Eminem wannabes, they loved it if you sneaked up behind them and stage whispered "I think he's the real Slim Shady!"
February 13, 2026 at 7:55 PM
If, in 1999, you were in an indie disco type place and saw one of the Eminem wannabes, they loved it if you sneaked up behind them and stage whispered "I think he's the real Slim Shady!"
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Artist: brb https://b3ta.com/board/11425460
February 13, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Artist: brb https://b3ta.com/board/11425460
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Two kids in my school came second in Going Live's search for a star.
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 8:44 AM
Two kids in my school came second in Going Live's search for a star.
Watching a programme about the Renaissance and pleased to see that at least for a little while Michelangelo was indeed a party dude.
(Bacchus, 1497)
(Bacchus, 1497)
February 12, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Watching a programme about the Renaissance and pleased to see that at least for a little while Michelangelo was indeed a party dude.
(Bacchus, 1497)
(Bacchus, 1497)
Two kids in my school came second in Going Live's search for a star.
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 8:44 AM
Two kids in my school came second in Going Live's search for a star.
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One nasty hunting accident in the 70s and that pedo would be our king. Monarchy's good innit?
February 9, 2026 at 5:50 PM
One nasty hunting accident in the 70s and that pedo would be our king. Monarchy's good innit?
Reposted by Ali Hancock
If you ever need a headache I recommend reading patterns for mosaic crochet (might just be the guy that wrote this one).
I hear tapestry crochet is easier. I heard that after I started these.
I hear tapestry crochet is easier. I heard that after I started these.
February 9, 2026 at 11:52 AM
If you ever need a headache I recommend reading patterns for mosaic crochet (might just be the guy that wrote this one).
I hear tapestry crochet is easier. I heard that after I started these.
I hear tapestry crochet is easier. I heard that after I started these.
If you ever need a headache I recommend reading patterns for mosaic crochet (might just be the guy that wrote this one).
I hear tapestry crochet is easier. I heard that after I started these.
I hear tapestry crochet is easier. I heard that after I started these.
February 9, 2026 at 11:52 AM
If you ever need a headache I recommend reading patterns for mosaic crochet (might just be the guy that wrote this one).
I hear tapestry crochet is easier. I heard that after I started these.
I hear tapestry crochet is easier. I heard that after I started these.
If you're interviewed on the news in front of a bookcase I'm not listening and and checking out your library. General note: not enough fiction.
February 8, 2026 at 12:04 PM
If you're interviewed on the news in front of a bookcase I'm not listening and and checking out your library. General note: not enough fiction.
Damnit, when I invented Captain Asbestos I was joking...
youtu.be/MG6iU1ptCzc
youtu.be/MG6iU1ptCzc
February 4, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Damnit, when I invented Captain Asbestos I was joking...
youtu.be/MG6iU1ptCzc
youtu.be/MG6iU1ptCzc
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Peter Mandelbrot. It’s just infinite scandals the more you zoom in.
February 4, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Peter Mandelbrot. It’s just infinite scandals the more you zoom in.
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New euphemism just dropped.
February 3, 2026 at 2:17 PM
New euphemism just dropped.
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My Facebook account is now old enough to not have a Facebook account.
February 3, 2026 at 8:32 AM
My Facebook account is now old enough to not have a Facebook account.
Found an unusual penny. I've looked it up and there's someone selling one for £2.25. That's would be 22400% increase in asset value. I reckon if you called it a business you could take out million pound loans against that.
(I have a gcse in business, I know what's what)
(I have a gcse in business, I know what's what)
February 3, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Found an unusual penny. I've looked it up and there's someone selling one for £2.25. That's would be 22400% increase in asset value. I reckon if you called it a business you could take out million pound loans against that.
(I have a gcse in business, I know what's what)
(I have a gcse in business, I know what's what)
New euphemism just dropped.
February 3, 2026 at 2:17 PM
New euphemism just dropped.
My Facebook account is now old enough to not have a Facebook account.
February 3, 2026 at 8:32 AM
My Facebook account is now old enough to not have a Facebook account.