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alifetimebitch.bsky.social
A LifeTime Bitch
@alifetimebitch.bsky.social
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Common scum, Alber Elbaz devotee, lover of tea. Welsh in Scotland.
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sarahmackattack.bsky.social
I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
September 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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davidwearing.bsky.social
None of this is a secret. And the thing is, we can bemoan "the people around Corbyn" for years on end, but ultimately, a minimally competent leader doesn't surround themselves with bad people. The buck stops at the top. Let's be serious about that.

www.theguardian.com/politics/201...
Key Labour aide ‘quits over lack of competence and decency in Corbyn’s team’
Adviser Andrew Fisher accuses leadership of ‘class war’ in resignation, as new row blows up over party’s position on Brexit
www.theguardian.com
September 19, 2025 at 9:59 AM
alifetimebitch.bsky.social
This diva
kaz01.bsky.social Kaz ☭ 🇵🇸 @kaz01.bsky.social · Jun 12
What a badass.
June 13, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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edithcharles.bsky.social
A positive spin on this would be "kids unconvinced by David Walliams"
Children’s reading enjoyment falls to lowest recorded level in UK
Annual survey of young people’s reading habits which began two decades ago shows its lowest-ever result, most pronounced among boys aged 11 to 16
www.theguardian.com
June 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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flyingrodent.bsky.social
It feels especially reprehensible to pick this bleak-ass moment to summarise your thin case for ten years of idiot roaring McCarthyist terror with appalling consequences, just because MPs and journos entirely lost their shit over being told to fuck themselves on Twitter dot com
June 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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parkermolloy.com
Posting this 1967 Birmingham News editorial cartoon for all the people who don't realize that this is how MLK was viewed by a big chunk of white America.
An editorial cartoon of MLK standing in front of chaos and wreckage with the words, "I plan to lead another non-violent march tomorrow"
June 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
from "Classical Studies memes for Hellenistic teens" on FB
Plato's Cave allegory, illustrated. the shadows on the cave wall are captioned "increasingly insane and extreme positions", the prisoners labeled "internet users", the figures holding the shadow's shapes labeled "algorithms", the fire labeled "random internet users expressing their idiosyncratic beliefs". the space above the cave is labeled "literally just outside" and the philosopher freed from the chains of the physical world labeled "guy who logs off"
June 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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aubreyjones.bsky.social
Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today.

I'm so angry.
Statement from Tristan Kern de Gonzales Husband of Jonathan Joss My husband Jonathan Joss and I were involved in a shooting while checking the mail at the site of our former home. That home was burned down after over two years of threats from people in the area who repeatedly told us they would set it on fire. We reported these threats to law enforcement multiple times and nothing was done. Throughout that time we were harassed regularly by individuals who made it clear they did not accept our relationship. Much of the harassment was openly homophobic. When we returned to the site to check our mail we discovered the skull of one of our dogs and its harness placed in clear view. This caused both of us severe emotional distress. We began yelling and crying in response to the pain of what we saw. While we were doing this a man approached us. He started yelling violent homophobic slurs at us. He then raised a gun from his lap and fired. Jonathan and I had no weapons. We were not threatening anyone. We were grieving. We were standing side by side. When the man fired Jonathan pushed me out of the way. He saved my life. Jonathan is my husband. He gave me more love in our time together than most people ever get. We were newlyweds. We picked Valentines Day. We were in the process of looking for a trailer and planning our future. He was murdered by someone who could not stand the sight of two men loving each other. I was with him when he passed. I told him how much he was loved. To everyone who supported him, his fans, his friends, know that he valued you deeply. He saw you as family. My focus now is on protecting Jonathan’s legacy and honoring the life we built together. If your concern is how someone coped with trauma or how loudly they speak when recounting injustice and being ignored by authorities then you never truly cared about my husband. Jonathan saved my life. I will carry that forward. I will protect what he built. Tristan Kern de Gonzales
June 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
alifetimebitch.bsky.social
In Edinburgh? We really are in Hell
oldnorthroad.bsky.social James L @oldnorthroad.bsky.social · May 1
My trans child (adult) and their girlfriend (also trans) have just been threatened by a man carrying a gun in his waistband outside their local pub. Police have been called, but they’re understandably terrified and upset. This is not ok.
May 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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idaolson.bsky.social
Not now, zombie cave spider fungus
February 4, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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theonion.com
Atlantic Ocean Excited To Move Into Beautiful Beachfront Mansion Soon
theonion.com/atlantic-oce...
November 13, 2024 at 4:36 PM
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c0nc0rdance.bsky.social
I don't think I've ever talked on Bluesky about why I hate the Foo Fighters and Dave Grohl.

Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
Dave Grohl, throughout the years.
September 16, 2023 at 10:12 PM
alifetimebitch.bsky.social
As someone who owns several cape/cloak like garments due to being a tasteful type of fag. I'm just going believe this take to being historical fact.
edithcharles.bsky.social Edith @edithcharles.bsky.social · Aug 21
I refuse to believe capes went out of fashion organically. I believe it was a homophobic plot.
August 21, 2023 at 6:29 PM
alifetimebitch.bsky.social
Louise Mensch for saying that she looked like she had been fisted by a lion in her profile picture...
yesitscolin.bsky.social Colin @yesitscolin.bsky.social · May 2
What’s your favorite instance of a celebrity blocking you on Twitter?
August 21, 2023 at 4:58 AM
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adamcerious.bsky.social
[mitch hedberg voice]
sign in front of an escalator that reads "escalator temporarily stairs"
August 10, 2023 at 10:42 PM
alifetimebitch.bsky.social
I'm here! To be just as useless as I was on bird site
August 9, 2023 at 2:14 AM