A LifeTime Bitch
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Common scum, Alber Elbaz devotee, lover of tea. Welsh in Scotland.
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hexachloroethane, saving you a click.
extremely toxic, so much so the military stopped using it because the damage is too extreme.
this isn't a crowd control agent, this is a literal chemical weapon.
extremely toxic, so much so the military stopped using it because the damage is too extreme.
this isn't a crowd control agent, this is a literal chemical weapon.
January 15, 2026 at 4:43 AM
hexachloroethane, saving you a click.
extremely toxic, so much so the military stopped using it because the damage is too extreme.
this isn't a crowd control agent, this is a literal chemical weapon.
extremely toxic, so much so the military stopped using it because the damage is too extreme.
this isn't a crowd control agent, this is a literal chemical weapon.
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I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
September 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
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None of this is a secret. And the thing is, we can bemoan "the people around Corbyn" for years on end, but ultimately, a minimally competent leader doesn't surround themselves with bad people. The buck stops at the top. Let's be serious about that.
www.theguardian.com/politics/201...
www.theguardian.com/politics/201...
Key Labour aide ‘quits over lack of competence and decency in Corbyn’s team’
Adviser Andrew Fisher accuses leadership of ‘class war’ in resignation, as new row blows up over party’s position on Brexit
www.theguardian.com
September 19, 2025 at 9:59 AM
None of this is a secret. And the thing is, we can bemoan "the people around Corbyn" for years on end, but ultimately, a minimally competent leader doesn't surround themselves with bad people. The buck stops at the top. Let's be serious about that.
www.theguardian.com/politics/201...
www.theguardian.com/politics/201...
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A positive spin on this would be "kids unconvinced by David Walliams"
Children’s reading enjoyment falls to lowest recorded level in UK
Annual survey of young people’s reading habits which began two decades ago shows its lowest-ever result, most pronounced among boys aged 11 to 16
www.theguardian.com
June 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
A positive spin on this would be "kids unconvinced by David Walliams"
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It feels especially reprehensible to pick this bleak-ass moment to summarise your thin case for ten years of idiot roaring McCarthyist terror with appalling consequences, just because MPs and journos entirely lost their shit over being told to fuck themselves on Twitter dot com
June 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
It feels especially reprehensible to pick this bleak-ass moment to summarise your thin case for ten years of idiot roaring McCarthyist terror with appalling consequences, just because MPs and journos entirely lost their shit over being told to fuck themselves on Twitter dot com
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Posting this 1967 Birmingham News editorial cartoon for all the people who don't realize that this is how MLK was viewed by a big chunk of white America.
June 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Posting this 1967 Birmingham News editorial cartoon for all the people who don't realize that this is how MLK was viewed by a big chunk of white America.
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from "Classical Studies memes for Hellenistic teens" on FB
June 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
from "Classical Studies memes for Hellenistic teens" on FB
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Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today.
I'm so angry.
I'm so angry.
June 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today.
I'm so angry.
I'm so angry.
In Edinburgh? We really are in Hell
My trans child (adult) and their girlfriend (also trans) have just been threatened by a man carrying a gun in his waistband outside their local pub. Police have been called, but they’re understandably terrified and upset. This is not ok.
May 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
In Edinburgh? We really are in Hell
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Not now, zombie cave spider fungus
New nightmare fuel: zombie cave-spider fungus
Newly discovered fungal species makes zombies of cave spiders on island of Ireland
Dr. Harry Evans, Emeritus Fellow at CAB International, led scientists—including from the Natural History Museum of Denmark and Royal Botanical Gardens Kew—in a study to investigate the identity of a f...
phys.org
February 4, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Not now, zombie cave spider fungus
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Atlantic Ocean Excited To Move Into Beautiful Beachfront Mansion Soon
theonion.com/atlantic-oce...
theonion.com/atlantic-oce...
November 13, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Atlantic Ocean Excited To Move Into Beautiful Beachfront Mansion Soon
theonion.com/atlantic-oce...
theonion.com/atlantic-oce...
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I don't think I've ever talked on Bluesky about why I hate the Foo Fighters and Dave Grohl.
Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
September 16, 2023 at 10:12 PM
I don't think I've ever talked on Bluesky about why I hate the Foo Fighters and Dave Grohl.
Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
As someone who owns several cape/cloak like garments due to being a tasteful type of fag. I'm just going believe this take to being historical fact.
I refuse to believe capes went out of fashion organically. I believe it was a homophobic plot.
August 21, 2023 at 6:29 PM
As someone who owns several cape/cloak like garments due to being a tasteful type of fag. I'm just going believe this take to being historical fact.
Louise Mensch for saying that she looked like she had been fisted by a lion in her profile picture...
What’s your favorite instance of a celebrity blocking you on Twitter?
August 21, 2023 at 4:58 AM
Louise Mensch for saying that she looked like she had been fisted by a lion in her profile picture...
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[mitch hedberg voice]
August 10, 2023 at 10:42 PM
[mitch hedberg voice]
I'm here! To be just as useless as I was on bird site
August 9, 2023 at 2:14 AM
I'm here! To be just as useless as I was on bird site