earthtonic & lockboxed
@algoresmilkymams.bsky.social
two time middle school geography bee champion. grossly obese but attracted to cross country runners. enjoyer of screaming females.
also: lou gehrig didn't die of "lou gehrig's disease" but he still died of lou gehrig's disease.
also: lou gehrig didn't die of "lou gehrig's disease" but he still died of lou gehrig's disease.
the stuff a perfect maureen dowd column is made from.
Listen I agree pot should be legal but also it is objectively insane that I can buy this at the grocery store next to the lettuce.
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
the stuff a perfect maureen dowd column is made from.
.@centristmadness.bsky.social new addition to your adult performer political beliefs megathread.
Yes please blame the people trying to save health care not the people using starving children as a pawn to take away healthcare.
Even though we had all the funding needed already for snap and there was no reason to keep it away from people.
& Trump was suing to stop the court order to fund snap
Even though we had all the funding needed already for snap and there was no reason to keep it away from people.
& Trump was suing to stop the court order to fund snap
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
.@centristmadness.bsky.social new addition to your adult performer political beliefs megathread.
meanwhile, the japanese have already made meat equivalent from poop.
i'm convinced if we ever tried to touch the rail of meat politics in America (something that's going to eventually need to happen in order to reduce CO2 emissions), it would lead to a huge right-wing shock
remembering the time a random catholic priest got mad at me about a hypothetical about the government restricting meat production on the other site
meat politics is going to be insane for the next Dem administration which takes climate change seriously, imo
meat politics is going to be insane for the next Dem administration which takes climate change seriously, imo
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
meanwhile, the japanese have already made meat equivalent from poop.
going to have to retire jco's number socialmediawide when she no longer walks among us.
oh it gets worse
oh my god
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
going to have to retire jco's number socialmediawide when she no longer walks among us.
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
he'll run in 2028... as incumbent vp under potus48 vance.
I’m calling it: Fetterman doesn’t run again.
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
he'll run in 2028... as incumbent vp under potus48 vance.
kamala would not have shutdown the government over foodstamps & childrape.
I am not going to join a civil war with the idiots who couldn't simply vote for Democrats.
They should have indefinitely shut down the government until the GOP agreed to their demands, the GOP ended the filibuster, the 2026 election, or the start of a full-fledged civil war.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
kamala would not have shutdown the government over foodstamps & childrape.
.@proflshtpstr.bsky.social
Something for the weekend. Now of course it’s worth saying if people continue to boycott Tesla this won’t happen…
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
.@proflshtpstr.bsky.social
maybe fetterman is rambling around senate offices with his shotgun, threatening people into caving.
I'd believe there are 2 or 3 Democrats that are this....dumb.
But not 8.
At least, not 8 that will be willing to destroy their career.
But not 8.
At least, not 8 that will be willing to destroy their career.
November 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
maybe fetterman is rambling around senate offices with his shotgun, threatening people into caving.
.@shoe.bsky.social .@fakegreekgrill.bsky.social
Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pie: 6/10
We may have Lived Too Más. The aftertaste stayed with me for so long. I love Taco Bell, I love Mountain Dew, and I appreciate their partnership and innovation. this one isn’t for the faint of heart.
We may have Lived Too Más. The aftertaste stayed with me for so long. I love Taco Bell, I love Mountain Dew, and I appreciate their partnership and innovation. this one isn’t for the faint of heart.
November 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
.@shoe.bsky.social .@fakegreekgrill.bsky.social
now ask her about extending those policies to west africans & levantines.
November 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
now ask her about extending those policies to west africans & levantines.
no matter how much you deny it, pete won iowa.
November 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
no matter how much you deny it, pete won iowa.
i still like it. i like to stop at the duty free shop.
youtu.be/ZOh_rvXP_VY?...
youtu.be/ZOh_rvXP_VY?...
November 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
i still like it. i like to stop at the duty free shop.
youtu.be/ZOh_rvXP_VY?...
youtu.be/ZOh_rvXP_VY?...
he meant 1/2 of 1%, so if energy costs decline by 0.5%, this is a promise kept.
-- politifactusa
-- politifactusa
November 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
he meant 1/2 of 1%, so if energy costs decline by 0.5%, this is a promise kept.
-- politifactusa
-- politifactusa
when your regime is too racist for the country that still hosts zwarte piet, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
10/ A second panel was dedicated to telephone engineer George H. Pruitt, who died on June 10, 1945, while trying to save a comrade who had fallen into a river.
Dutch researchers and historians say that they are shocked and outraged by the move.
Dutch researchers and historians say that they are shocked and outraged by the move.
November 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
when your regime is too racist for the country that still hosts zwarte piet, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
sometimes you're better off dead.
youtu.be/GY2kwU2QQVE?...
youtu.be/GY2kwU2QQVE?...
November 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
sometimes you're better off dead.
youtu.be/GY2kwU2QQVE?...
youtu.be/GY2kwU2QQVE?...
every micrometer of donold trump eyelid separation as a character on abc's original run of twin peaks.
by chris cillizza
by chris cillizza
November 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
every micrometer of donold trump eyelid separation as a character on abc's original run of twin peaks.
by chris cillizza
by chris cillizza
respectfully... --
The right is getting better at comedy and it's making lefties nervous.
This is Olivia Reingold trying to get back at John Oliver for the blistering takedown they did of the Free Press.
It’s actually worse than you’re thinking.
It’s actually worse than you’re thinking.
November 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
respectfully... --
flanked or fucked?
Laughed at the little detail they snuck in (emph added):
"Halligan, FLANKED BY A SECURITY DETAIL, attended arguments during both of the trial days, ..."
Apparently, she always has armed guards with her, even in her own office building.
www.notus.org/courts/linds...
"Halligan, FLANKED BY A SECURITY DETAIL, attended arguments during both of the trial days, ..."
Apparently, she always has armed guards with her, even in her own office building.
www.notus.org/courts/linds...
Lindsey Halligan Is Flanked by U.S. Marshals Inside Her Own Virginia Office at All Times
The unusual security arrangement is “temporary” and due to death threats, a person familiar with the matter said.
www.notus.org
November 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
flanked or fucked?
master race of the galaxy.
youtu.be/NjVugzSR7HA?...
youtu.be/NjVugzSR7HA?...
November 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
master race of the galaxy.
youtu.be/NjVugzSR7HA?...
youtu.be/NjVugzSR7HA?...