earthtonic & lockboxed
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two time middle school geography bee champion. grossly obese but attracted to cross country runners. enjoyer of screaming females.
also: lou gehrig didn't die of "lou gehrig's disease" but he still died of lou gehrig's disease.
also: lou gehrig didn't die of "lou gehrig's disease" but he still died of lou gehrig's disease.
copout is a great movie.
November 14, 2025 at 1:50 PM
copout is a great movie.
pitchbot is juan marichal to the times's koufax. (the benighted coasties who still defend the times are john roseboro.)
November 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
pitchbot is juan marichal to the times's koufax. (the benighted coasties who still defend the times are john roseboro.)
it's time....
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
it's time....
i think lena dunham is a good writer, but even more, i think she's physically attractive.
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
i think lena dunham is a good writer, but even more, i think she's physically attractive.
no matter how much you deny it, pete won iowa.
November 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
no matter how much you deny it, pete won iowa.
"meet the hindoostani diaspora bill de blasio".
November 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
"meet the hindoostani diaspora bill de blasio".
andrew sullivan has beaten anorexia.
November 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
andrew sullivan has beaten anorexia.
alexandria ocasio-castro deserves the loathing.
November 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
alexandria ocasio-castro deserves the loathing.
neither trump '24 nor mandani '25 has a mandate to affect radical change in the sociopolitical culture of their demesne.
(but, no, mamdani building more housing isn't radical change. & ultimately, that will be his biggest accomplishment.)
(but, no, mamdani building more housing isn't radical change. & ultimately, that will be his biggest accomplishment.)
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
neither trump '24 nor mandani '25 has a mandate to affect radical change in the sociopolitical culture of their demesne.
(but, no, mamdani building more housing isn't radical change. & ultimately, that will be his biggest accomplishment.)
(but, no, mamdani building more housing isn't radical change. & ultimately, that will be his biggest accomplishment.)
respectfully...
November 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
respectfully...
"meet the hebraic liz bruenig".
October 31, 2025 at 3:46 AM
"meet the hebraic liz bruenig".
in this house, felicia sonmez is a hero. end of story!
October 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
in this house, felicia sonmez is a hero. end of story!
bari weiss doing her best offbroadway revival of seven.
October 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
bari weiss doing her best offbroadway revival of seven.
"meet the cheesehead joe liebermann".
October 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"meet the cheesehead joe liebermann".
unfortunately, donold can't grow a badass mustache.
October 26, 2025 at 11:30 AM
unfortunately, donold can't grow a badass mustache.
"meet the landed gentry james alex fields, jr.".
October 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
"meet the landed gentry james alex fields, jr.".
imprisoning will stencil, like doing the same to cassie the cocaine vs. bananas lady, is not something i would be entirely brokenup about. they're not as noxious & counterproductive as the bruenigs, nathan robinson, or jeremy scahill, & the like, but they can still suck it.
October 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
imprisoning will stencil, like doing the same to cassie the cocaine vs. bananas lady, is not something i would be entirely brokenup about. they're not as noxious & counterproductive as the bruenigs, nathan robinson, or jeremy scahill, & the like, but they can still suck it.
as a fat person, the fat acceptance movement deserves everything that's coming to them.
October 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
as a fat person, the fat acceptance movement deserves everything that's coming to them.