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Daily bunny no.2967 got carried away
May 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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A thing I admire about billy corgan is he heard his voice and was like I'm going to be the lead singer of a band and people are going to enjoy listening to this and he was right
February 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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not me being reckless and slamming on brakes to make my water bottle that flew into the floorboard roll back to where i can grab it.
February 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Art is not a distraction.
January 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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America runs on Dunkin and nonrenewable fossil fuels
January 24, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Nasty Bug
January 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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"If a woman fancies that she looks better or feels better in men's clothes, there is no reason why she may not indulge in so harmless a fancy."

The illustrated book of manners: a manual of good behavior and polite accomplishments by R. De Valcourt, 1866.
archive.org/details/illu...
January 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Take a deep breath, eat the strongest pill your religion allows and play an iPad game for 11 hours
January 8, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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No resolutions; just nonstop witchcraft in 2025.
December 31, 2024 at 2:46 PM
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If multiple women sit separately in a food court, each quietly eating a salad, do not interrupt us. We are silently communicating through salads, like whale song.
December 27, 2024 at 9:56 PM
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if you walk into a bank wearing a monocle they have to approve you for a loan.
December 28, 2024 at 5:49 PM
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December 23, 2024 at 3:02 AM
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you talk like someone whos never been lost in the woods
December 22, 2024 at 7:36 PM
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i'm the ghostwriter of your favourite birdsong
December 21, 2024 at 4:16 AM
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Sometimes I’ll go get coffee and tell them my name is Frodo, that way when it’s ready they go “large Americano…for Frodo” and then I answer “For Frodo!” and nobody laughs and then I take my coffee and go drink it alone in my car
December 16, 2024 at 3:34 PM
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All I'm saying is he clearly wasn't very good at healthcare if he died of preventable causes
December 12, 2024 at 6:49 AM
metal health is always better when you dance regularly. it is absolutely science.
For anyone who struggles with anxiety, or just the general stresses of life, my number one tip still remains dancing around your room alone for at least ten minutes. Was absolutely on the floor with anxiety earlier and half the Brat album later and I'm back! It's science!
December 11, 2024 at 10:29 PM
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i slept for 10 hours. got those 10 hour powers
December 9, 2024 at 5:02 PM
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every SINGLE line in you're a mean one Mr Grinch is a battle ender. a diss track so scathing that the Grinch didn't even respond
December 8, 2024 at 6:59 PM
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My post was not a "banger". A banger is Lit's 1998 hit single My Own Worst Enemy
December 8, 2024 at 6:56 AM
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Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches
I'm stuck in the back of my cybertruck
December 8, 2024 at 2:40 AM
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For your consideration:

"I'm a little teapot" is a roleplaying game, playable solo, in groups, and even competitively.
December 7, 2024 at 2:39 AM
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went on a long walk off a short pier and when i got to the end i just started walking upside down on the bottom part. waving to my enemies. they’re on the shore punching the sand
December 6, 2024 at 7:48 PM