Alex Cebula
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Alex Cebula
@alexcebula.bsky.social
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RFK Jr. spits out a mouthful of asbestos and takes a swig from his sewage bottle.

"I can already see children getting healthier," he gurgles, a bone from a roadkill bat lodged in his larynx. "The spike in measles deaths is a sign their mitochondrial vitality is spiking."

His left ear drops off.
September 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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RFK Jr. rolled out that old chestnut again about how healthy Americans were in the 60’s, so here’s a fact check.

In 1965:

-42% of American adults smoked; it’s 11% now.

-The infant morality rate was 24.7/1000; it’s 5.6/1000 now.

-Overall life expectancy was 70 years; it's about 77 years now.
September 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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This is truly one of the best illustrations of what is happening in America.
August 29, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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August 28, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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i find this image so fascinating. it is both a literal example of authoritarianism but also a second-hand reproduction of the aesthetics of other authoritarian states. it's like a simulacra of authoritarianism whose purpose is to attempt to make the simulacra real.
This is a real photograph of Washington, DC this week, where the United States president has ordered military occupation in peacetime, and ordered the display of colossal portraits of himself.

www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
August 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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“You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them.” ~Ray Bradbury

Keep reading, friends. 📚
August 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Starbucks’ CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024.

This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500.

Remember this before you order your next pumpkin spice latte.
August 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Retailers warned that raising wages would "force" them to raise prices and to use automated checkout. Fed min wage remained flat, but they raised prices & used automated checkout anyway. Result: Workers got even poorer as customer service plummeted while prices & profits soared.
August 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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August 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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August 23, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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"A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people."
~ Franklin D. Roosevelt

#trees #art #nature #landscape #bluesky #photo #photography
August 23, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes
August 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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relying on ChatGPT is huffing a datacenter's farts pass it on
August 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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August 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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July 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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July 12, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz after touring "Alligator Alcatraz": "These detainees are living in cages. The pictures you've seen don't do it just. They are essentially packed into cages. 34 detainees per cage...they get their drinking water & they brush their teeth where they poop, in the same unit"
July 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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July 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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I know we don't feel like there's much to celebrate this July 4th. It's been a rough several years.

So I want to talk about how we're making history right now.
July 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Protecting his stock portfolio while ripping away health care from 17 million Americans.

This is Washington at its worst.

We need to ban Congressional stock trading.
July 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Satire is getting too close to reality these days
June 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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New Legislation Frees Up President To Do Pretty Much Anything, Really

theonion.com/congres...
June 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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We still have no idea who the ICE agents are. They could be insurrectionists, extremist militiamen or criminals themselves, chasing law-abiding citizens down the street for recording their kidnappings. The odds they aren't are low. Congress must raise hell about this. A masked gang runs our country.
June 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM