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been thinking a lot about the media reaction to Biden's first debate performance compared to its response to fascism
March 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
been thinking a lot about the media reaction to Biden's first debate performance compared to its response to fascism
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When you realize JD Vance was the last guy alone with this couch
February 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
When you realize JD Vance was the last guy alone with this couch
From the people who brought you “push button to cross street” : the “remember this device” check box
February 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
From the people who brought you “push button to cross street” : the “remember this device” check box
In the desert, you can’t remember your name
Cause there ain’t no one for to give you no pain
“Making love to his tonic and gin” would like an apology
Cause there ain’t no one for to give you no pain
“Making love to his tonic and gin” would like an apology
January 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
In the desert, you can’t remember your name
Cause there ain’t no one for to give you no pain
“Making love to his tonic and gin” would like an apology
Cause there ain’t no one for to give you no pain
“Making love to his tonic and gin” would like an apology
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While some are saying "Go Chiefs" or "Go Eagles" I'm saying "Go Kevin Hart doing 'the cabbage patch' with a comically serious look on his face in an ad for a neural implant that lets you play parlays and props."
January 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
While some are saying "Go Chiefs" or "Go Eagles" I'm saying "Go Kevin Hart doing 'the cabbage patch' with a comically serious look on his face in an ad for a neural implant that lets you play parlays and props."
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Imagine if diamonds really were your best friend, how sad. Imagine if it really was raining men, how terrible. I think songs are just awful
January 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Imagine if diamonds really were your best friend, how sad. Imagine if it really was raining men, how terrible. I think songs are just awful
Opening a ramen place called Tasteful Noods
January 16, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Opening a ramen place called Tasteful Noods
To wander aimlessly is very unswinging
January 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
To wander aimlessly is very unswinging
When I get there she’s got incense wine and candles, it’s such a freaky scene
January 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
When I get there she’s got incense wine and candles, it’s such a freaky scene
I just heard the theme from the tv show Taxi turned into a pop song with lyrics is nothing sacred
January 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I just heard the theme from the tv show Taxi turned into a pop song with lyrics is nothing sacred
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I’ve been sober over a year now and i’ve discovered that eating a fucked up meal at 4 AM is just a genuine interest of mine
December 8, 2024 at 6:26 PM
I’ve been sober over a year now and i’ve discovered that eating a fucked up meal at 4 AM is just a genuine interest of mine
This is not my beautiful wife
December 4, 2024 at 9:57 PM
This is not my beautiful wife
I’m just gonna say it: Christopher Cross seems like a super cool dude and an excellent hang
December 1, 2024 at 6:34 PM
I’m just gonna say it: Christopher Cross seems like a super cool dude and an excellent hang
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Is the parade going to be woke again this year? The last time I went it was woke
November 28, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Is the parade going to be woke again this year? The last time I went it was woke
Finally, a social media platform whose number one topic is itself
November 25, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Finally, a social media platform whose number one topic is itself
I wonder if we have all underestimated the impact of Trump’s being the first Hat Guy politician… slogan aside, there are an awful lot of Hat Guys in this country and nobody was speaking to them
November 22, 2024 at 9:00 PM
I wonder if we have all underestimated the impact of Trump’s being the first Hat Guy politician… slogan aside, there are an awful lot of Hat Guys in this country and nobody was speaking to them
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"So that's all there is to life? You go to work and come home? Until you die?" Whoa whoa who said anything about that kind of job security
November 16, 2024 at 6:47 PM
"So that's all there is to life? You go to work and come home? Until you die?" Whoa whoa who said anything about that kind of job security
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They say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting different results, but back home that's what we called "practice"
November 16, 2024 at 7:22 PM
They say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting different results, but back home that's what we called "practice"
I gotta be honest I’m just being really careful with my follows this time around, I’ve been hurt before
November 15, 2024 at 2:11 AM
I gotta be honest I’m just being really careful with my follows this time around, I’ve been hurt before
“Coast to coast, LA to Chicago”
Take another look at that map Sade
Take another look at that map Sade
November 14, 2024 at 2:12 AM
“Coast to coast, LA to Chicago”
Take another look at that map Sade
Take another look at that map Sade
I hate how people say it’s humbling when they win an Oscar or get elected or whatever. That’s like the opposite of humbling. Getting taken for $1200 by a phone scammer, that’s humbling
November 14, 2024 at 1:26 AM
I hate how people say it’s humbling when they win an Oscar or get elected or whatever. That’s like the opposite of humbling. Getting taken for $1200 by a phone scammer, that’s humbling