worstwriterever
@alexbent69.bsky.social
Just a humble man making his way through the galaxy.
Couldn't write his way into a community college
Couldn't write his way into a community college
Which venue is that?
Updating your profile pic to this in 2024 makes me want to write an essay.
July 4, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Which venue is that?
Not even the 4th yet and they're going nuts with the fireworks.
My dog is losing her shit thanks guys.
My dog is losing her shit thanks guys.
July 4, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Not even the 4th yet and they're going nuts with the fireworks.
My dog is losing her shit thanks guys.
My dog is losing her shit thanks guys.
If you don't love me when im Madame Web then you don't deserve me when im Dune Part 2
March 14, 2024 at 3:51 AM
If you don't love me when im Madame Web then you don't deserve me when im Dune Part 2
Reposted by worstwriterever
The King of England lies dying and one of his sons has been exiled. A princess has vanished. Plague stalks the land and the Treasury has been plundered.
NOW is the time for strange women lying in ponds to distribute swords to form the basis of government.
NOW is the time for strange women lying in ponds to distribute swords to form the basis of government.
March 12, 2024 at 2:26 AM
The King of England lies dying and one of his sons has been exiled. A princess has vanished. Plague stalks the land and the Treasury has been plundered.
NOW is the time for strange women lying in ponds to distribute swords to form the basis of government.
NOW is the time for strange women lying in ponds to distribute swords to form the basis of government.
Reposted by worstwriterever
You: nudging me under the table to shut up about something
Me yelling: OMG OW! Y R U KICKIN ME?!
Me yelling: OMG OW! Y R U KICKIN ME?!
March 3, 2024 at 3:25 PM
You: nudging me under the table to shut up about something
Me yelling: OMG OW! Y R U KICKIN ME?!
Me yelling: OMG OW! Y R U KICKIN ME?!
"We're sort of hoping that you'd stay." - Arctic Monkeys, Do I Wanna Know off the album AM.
March 4, 2024 at 1:18 PM
"We're sort of hoping that you'd stay." - Arctic Monkeys, Do I Wanna Know off the album AM.
Reposted by worstwriterever
Context
Dogs view me as "the toy who must sometimes be obeyed"
They also come to know me as "does not take NO when trimming toenails"
And also, "that one nurse who will be there to treat all wounds (and won't take NO for an answer)"
This is all accurate
And they still hang out with me
Dogs view me as "the toy who must sometimes be obeyed"
They also come to know me as "does not take NO when trimming toenails"
And also, "that one nurse who will be there to treat all wounds (and won't take NO for an answer)"
This is all accurate
And they still hang out with me
March 3, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Context
Dogs view me as "the toy who must sometimes be obeyed"
They also come to know me as "does not take NO when trimming toenails"
And also, "that one nurse who will be there to treat all wounds (and won't take NO for an answer)"
This is all accurate
And they still hang out with me
Dogs view me as "the toy who must sometimes be obeyed"
They also come to know me as "does not take NO when trimming toenails"
And also, "that one nurse who will be there to treat all wounds (and won't take NO for an answer)"
This is all accurate
And they still hang out with me
Agreed
March 4, 2024 at 1:07 PM
Agreed
Just leave him alone for now
March 1, 2024 at 5:03 AM
Just leave him alone for now
Reposted by worstwriterever
What's the most efficient way to send this to everyone I have ever met
February 28, 2024 at 8:10 PM
What's the most efficient way to send this to everyone I have ever met
Streaming Spiderman live!
February 27, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Streaming Spiderman live!
Best drug PSA ever
Listen kids, the effects of drugs can kick in years later when you’re studying your dead nana’s cookie recipe & spend an embarrassing amount of time dumbfounded about how & why she used whale milk when it really just says whole milk in cursive.
February 27, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Best drug PSA ever
Filing the small claims paperwork just to see her again
February 26, 2024 at 1:41 PM
Filing the small claims paperwork just to see her again
Okay so I finished another short read.
You can probably finish it in 30 minutes or an hour.
Its a part two and part three is not going to be out for a while most likely.
But there is an outline so far apparently.
Not much to work with unfortunately.
You can probably finish it in 30 minutes or an hour.
Its a part two and part three is not going to be out for a while most likely.
But there is an outline so far apparently.
Not much to work with unfortunately.
February 24, 2024 at 10:56 AM
Okay so I finished another short read.
You can probably finish it in 30 minutes or an hour.
Its a part two and part three is not going to be out for a while most likely.
But there is an outline so far apparently.
Not much to work with unfortunately.
You can probably finish it in 30 minutes or an hour.
Its a part two and part three is not going to be out for a while most likely.
But there is an outline so far apparently.
Not much to work with unfortunately.
I didn't have this on my 2024 bingo card.
Rigged!
Rigged!
It's a fitting discovery in the Year of the Dragon: A team of scientists has uncovered a complete fossil of an aquatic reptile that resembles a "Chinese dragon" because of its snake-like appearance and elongated neck.
Paleontologists discover a 240-million-year-old 'dragon' fossil in full
Dinocephalosaurus orientalis's snake-like body was 16 feet long and lived in Triassic China. The newly revealed specimen allows scientists to depict the creature in full for the first time.
www.npr.org
February 23, 2024 at 9:22 PM
I didn't have this on my 2024 bingo card.
Rigged!
Rigged!
Reposted by worstwriterever
It's a fitting discovery in the Year of the Dragon: A team of scientists has uncovered a complete fossil of an aquatic reptile that resembles a "Chinese dragon" because of its snake-like appearance and elongated neck.
Paleontologists discover a 240-million-year-old 'dragon' fossil in full
Dinocephalosaurus orientalis's snake-like body was 16 feet long and lived in Triassic China. The newly revealed specimen allows scientists to depict the creature in full for the first time.
www.npr.org
February 23, 2024 at 7:59 PM
It's a fitting discovery in the Year of the Dragon: A team of scientists has uncovered a complete fossil of an aquatic reptile that resembles a "Chinese dragon" because of its snake-like appearance and elongated neck.
How do I prepare myself mentally for talking with the people that are supposed to be helping me?
How do I trust and receive help?
How do I trust and receive help?
February 23, 2024 at 6:02 PM
How do I prepare myself mentally for talking with the people that are supposed to be helping me?
How do I trust and receive help?
How do I trust and receive help?
Reposted by worstwriterever
If I called a conservative talk radio show and told them there’s a player on my son’s high school basketball who identifies as a dog, how long would it take before they realized I was summarizing the movie Air Bud?
February 23, 2024 at 1:04 AM
If I called a conservative talk radio show and told them there’s a player on my son’s high school basketball who identifies as a dog, how long would it take before they realized I was summarizing the movie Air Bud?
Hoping for spring soon
February 23, 2024 at 7:20 AM
Hoping for spring soon
Talked to a lawyer and now I feel better.
Food time
Food time
February 20, 2024 at 9:33 PM
Talked to a lawyer and now I feel better.
Food time
Food time
There's all these people that see great potential in me yet all I see is jobless sexless useless piece of human garbage.
Wish I didn't have to wait so long.
Wish I didn't have to wait so long.
February 20, 2024 at 5:56 PM
There's all these people that see great potential in me yet all I see is jobless sexless useless piece of human garbage.
Wish I didn't have to wait so long.
Wish I didn't have to wait so long.
Okay so maybe madame web didn't work out because SOMEBODY couldn't sit still (me) so now we're watching the Marvels
February 20, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Okay so maybe madame web didn't work out because SOMEBODY couldn't sit still (me) so now we're watching the Marvels
Bob Marley or Madam Web?
That is the question.
That is the question.
February 19, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Bob Marley or Madam Web?
That is the question.
That is the question.