@alcollins.bsky.social
Pretending to be a grown up who knows what’s going on. Running on fumes, coffee and ADHD meds. Aspiring DINKWAD.
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you know things are going well when they break out the turnip photos
April 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
you know things are going well when they break out the turnip photos
Oppidan track on F1 ad getting me hyped for racing again after Suzuka was… not exactly hype…
April 6, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Oppidan track on F1 ad getting me hyped for racing again after Suzuka was… not exactly hype…
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Surely a contender for the funniest thing a judge has ever said www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
March 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Surely a contender for the funniest thing a judge has ever said www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Had a panic attack on Thursday because I couldn’t put any weight through my leg again, and thought that my injury would never get better.
Turns out it was a nasty bit of tendonitis and 4 days of total rest has sorted it out.
A trimalleolar fracture really is the gift that keeps on giving.
Turns out it was a nasty bit of tendonitis and 4 days of total rest has sorted it out.
A trimalleolar fracture really is the gift that keeps on giving.
January 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Had a panic attack on Thursday because I couldn’t put any weight through my leg again, and thought that my injury would never get better.
Turns out it was a nasty bit of tendonitis and 4 days of total rest has sorted it out.
A trimalleolar fracture really is the gift that keeps on giving.
Turns out it was a nasty bit of tendonitis and 4 days of total rest has sorted it out.
A trimalleolar fracture really is the gift that keeps on giving.
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Fashionably late is for cowards. Be avant-garde fuckin late. I’m talkin don’t-even-show-up levels of late.
December 30, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Fashionably late is for cowards. Be avant-garde fuckin late. I’m talkin don’t-even-show-up levels of late.
Leaving work today a colleague said “happy Christmas,” at the same time as another said “happy holidays,” and without a beat I half-shouted “MERRY HOLIDAY,” and anyway that’s quite enough social interaction for the year
December 24, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Leaving work today a colleague said “happy Christmas,” at the same time as another said “happy holidays,” and without a beat I half-shouted “MERRY HOLIDAY,” and anyway that’s quite enough social interaction for the year
Monzo absolutely bodying me with this
December 23, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Monzo absolutely bodying me with this
Just wrapped my office secret Santa gift with electrical tape in case you’re wondering how today’s going
December 18, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Just wrapped my office secret Santa gift with electrical tape in case you’re wondering how today’s going
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schrödinger: *handing his daughter a box at christmas* open it honey
daughter: *already crying* daddy please no
daughter: *already crying* daddy please no
December 11, 2024 at 6:30 PM
schrödinger: *handing his daughter a box at christmas* open it honey
daughter: *already crying* daddy please no
daughter: *already crying* daddy please no
Yet more terrible news
Exercising for 30 minutes improves memory, study suggests
Exercising for 30 minutes improves memory, study suggests
Research shows walk or cycle improves cognitive performance for day ahead – and day after
For cycle-to-work commuters and those who start the day with a brisk walk, the benefits of banking some early exercise is well understood.
Now scientists believe…
www.theguardian.com
December 10, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Yet more terrible news
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Beef jerky
Beef just having bad day
Beef sorry for taking it out on you
Beef just having bad day
Beef sorry for taking it out on you
December 5, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Beef jerky
Beef just having bad day
Beef sorry for taking it out on you
Beef just having bad day
Beef sorry for taking it out on you
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[passing the event horizon] this is neither the time nor the place
December 5, 2024 at 12:46 AM
[passing the event horizon] this is neither the time nor the place
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“There was nothing wrong with Becky before this so-called diagnosis. She seemed totally normal the one time I met her.”
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Woman who spent life masking autism to avoid attention now accused of faking autism for attention
A late-discovered autistic woman who spent her whole life masking her autistic traits in order to avoid attracting attention has recently been accused of faking her autism diagnosis to obtain said att...
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November 28, 2024 at 10:23 AM
“There was nothing wrong with Becky before this so-called diagnosis. She seemed totally normal the one time I met her.”
thedailytism.com/woman-who-sp...
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Bought James a mandoline for Christmas last year, and we’ve been too scared to use it because **sharp**. Finally used it last night to slice onions (and, as it turns out, James’ finger). Sorry hon.
December 1, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Bought James a mandoline for Christmas last year, and we’ve been too scared to use it because **sharp**. Finally used it last night to slice onions (and, as it turns out, James’ finger). Sorry hon.
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ME: Hello Darkness, my old friend.
DARKNESS: We went out for wings *once*
DARKNESS: We went out for wings *once*
November 23, 2024 at 3:59 AM
ME: Hello Darkness, my old friend.
DARKNESS: We went out for wings *once*
DARKNESS: We went out for wings *once*
I’m bored on the commute, and thought now might be a good time to “introduce myself” by telling the story of how I managed to take clumsiness to another level, tripping over my own feet and injuring myself to the extent that I spent a month in hospital, and had to learn to walk again.
Buckle up.
Buckle up.
November 18, 2024 at 7:45 PM
I’m bored on the commute, and thought now might be a good time to “introduce myself” by telling the story of how I managed to take clumsiness to another level, tripping over my own feet and injuring myself to the extent that I spent a month in hospital, and had to learn to walk again.
Buckle up.
Buckle up.