alcollins.bsky.social
@alcollins.bsky.social
Pretending to be a grown up who knows what’s going on. Running on fumes, coffee and ADHD meds. Aspiring DINKWAD.
Monzo absolutely bodying me with this
December 23, 2024 at 6:41 PM
The wonderful London Ambulance crew reset my dislocation, and got me into A&E, where the wonderful A&E crew popped a cast on me (excruciating). I was delightfully out of it. There’s video evidence of this, because I inexplicably thought it would be A Right Laugh to record myself. No idea why.
November 19, 2024 at 11:00 AM
According to my friend, as soon as the ambulance arrived and I was given the /good stuff/, I became much calmer in one way, and MUCH WORSE in others: take from these screenshots what you will.
November 18, 2024 at 7:56 PM
I’m bored on the commute, and thought now might be a good time to “introduce myself” by telling the story of how I managed to take clumsiness to another level, tripping over my own feet and injuring myself to the extent that I spent a month in hospital, and had to learn to walk again.

Buckle up.
November 18, 2024 at 7:45 PM