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It's still Albrot
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· Jan 12
I'm thrilled to announce that it is finally done: I can safely say that I am the first person in history to survive 15,000 years in The Oregon Trail, AND, with the incredible technical assistance of @moralrecordings.bsky.social , the first to successfully arrive in Oregon after doing so.
why do computer users have to put up with the misery of everyone formatting things for mobile? can we all agree that this is the absolute worst way to consume baseball highlights?
@mlb.com what on earth is wrong with you that this is how you represent your product
@mlb.com what on earth is wrong with you that this is how you represent your product
October 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
why do computer users have to put up with the misery of everyone formatting things for mobile? can we all agree that this is the absolute worst way to consume baseball highlights?
@mlb.com what on earth is wrong with you that this is how you represent your product
@mlb.com what on earth is wrong with you that this is how you represent your product
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I haven't had the capacity to keep up with moderation lists for a bit, but this one is really obvious, so I'm stealing some energy from Future Me: a list for the extremely obvious wave of inauthentic accounts following today's newly-created US gov accounts
bsky.app/profile/did:...
bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 18, 2025 at 9:51 AM
I haven't had the capacity to keep up with moderation lists for a bit, but this one is really obvious, so I'm stealing some energy from Future Me: a list for the extremely obvious wave of inauthentic accounts following today's newly-created US gov accounts
bsky.app/profile/did:...
bsky.app/profile/did:...
attend the tale of God Shammgod
October 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
attend the tale of God Shammgod
RIP Horst Wessel, struck down today at the age of 31
September 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
RIP Horst Wessel, struck down today at the age of 31
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More birthday notes have been revealed. In my opinion, this is beginning to implicate Donald Trump.
September 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
More birthday notes have been revealed. In my opinion, this is beginning to implicate Donald Trump.
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"Well, everyone knows that the great replacement is just racist horseshit parroted only by terrible bigots. What this column presupposes is... maybe it isn't" - The New York Times, every day now
September 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
"Well, everyone knows that the great replacement is just racist horseshit parroted only by terrible bigots. What this column presupposes is... maybe it isn't" - The New York Times, every day now
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Today feels like a good day for it to happen, I think. Why wait?
April 15, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Today feels like a good day for it to happen, I think. Why wait?
One thing to remember is that, when people think about Claus Von Stauffenberg, nobody thinks "hey, wasn't that guy a Nazi?" Which he was! But we remember him a whole lot better than that. For reasons
August 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
One thing to remember is that, when people think about Claus Von Stauffenberg, nobody thinks "hey, wasn't that guy a Nazi?" Which he was! But we remember him a whole lot better than that. For reasons
imagine living a life so empty & unfulfilled that each your hateful fantasies are being horrifically realized in public view, every single day, but you still get teary-eyed and pound your fists because Cracker Barrel decided the old guy leaning on the barrel wouldn't be on their signs anymore. bleak
August 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
imagine living a life so empty & unfulfilled that each your hateful fantasies are being horrifically realized in public view, every single day, but you still get teary-eyed and pound your fists because Cracker Barrel decided the old guy leaning on the barrel wouldn't be on their signs anymore. bleak
please just let me sign in to websites with passwords. no i don't want to set up fingerprints. no i don't want to give you my face. no i don't want you to message my phone to unlock an authenticator app to get a passkey to unlock a captcha to prove that i want to sign in and buy a sandwich. please
August 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
please just let me sign in to websites with passwords. no i don't want to set up fingerprints. no i don't want to give you my face. no i don't want you to message my phone to unlock an authenticator app to get a passkey to unlock a captcha to prove that i want to sign in and buy a sandwich. please
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the dropoff from goldfish to silverfish is wild
August 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
the dropoff from goldfish to silverfish is wild
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August 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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nothing on computer is more gaslighting than the eternally-unchecked "Remember Me" box that silently mocks you when you have to log in fifty times a day
August 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
nothing on computer is more gaslighting than the eternally-unchecked "Remember Me" box that silently mocks you when you have to log in fifty times a day
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comedy is legal again, folks!
Are You Laughing Yet?
Everyone can say exactly what they want, free of the fear of censorship, except by the government.
www.theatlantic.com
July 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
comedy is legal again, folks!
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to live in modern times is to suffer repeatedly from a poison ingredient, convenience, or app that seems fine at first. and then after you've become poisoned it turns out that it was poisonous the whole time, with no remedy
July 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
to live in modern times is to suffer repeatedly from a poison ingredient, convenience, or app that seems fine at first. and then after you've become poisoned it turns out that it was poisonous the whole time, with no remedy
can we have a little Butlerian Jihad, as a treat?
July 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
can we have a little Butlerian Jihad, as a treat?
[to Lady Gaga's "Edge of Glory"] I'm in the zone! Of interest!
July 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
[to Lady Gaga's "Edge of Glory"] I'm in the zone! Of interest!
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you owe it to yourself to check out the directors cut - taller aspect ratio means you get to see more of the action!
July 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
you owe it to yourself to check out the directors cut - taller aspect ratio means you get to see more of the action!