Rae
@albinorae.bsky.social
She/Her. Slowly moving over here. Icon is a tattoo design commissioned from @RoamingBison, hopefully will be actually tattooed on me in the future.
*high pitched, never ending scream about the current timeline*
January 3, 2026 at 1:03 PM
*high pitched, never ending scream about the current timeline*
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January 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Guess who's neighbors tree fell down on the lines so now there's no electricity yaaaaay
December 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Guess who's neighbors tree fell down on the lines so now there's no electricity yaaaaay
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For those who indulge
December 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
For those who indulge
Here's a comic in verse I wrote in 2013 — Santa is a Supervillain... 🧵
December 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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LET US BEGIN THE AIRING OF GRIEVANCES. HAPPY FESTIVUS TO ALL!
two men standing in front of an american video store
ALT: two men standing in front of an american video store
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
LET US BEGIN THE AIRING OF GRIEVANCES. HAPPY FESTIVUS TO ALL!
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Robbie's story is *so* horrifying Matt had to go to therapy 🫣
December 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Robbie's story is *so* horrifying Matt had to go to therapy 🫣
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"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
August 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
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MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
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How do i say this…
Is everything okay??? I mean like at home???
Is everything okay??? I mean like at home???
A scene from American Canto. Olivia Nuzzi tries to visit the WWE Hall of Fame, only to discover that it is not a physical building.
December 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
How do i say this…
Is everything okay??? I mean like at home???
Is everything okay??? I mean like at home???
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Now this is journalism.
Point it out. POINT IT THE FUCKOUT. They are PRETENDING to not get it.
Point it out. POINT IT THE FUCKOUT. They are PRETENDING to not get it.
November 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Now this is journalism.
Point it out. POINT IT THE FUCKOUT. They are PRETENDING to not get it.
Point it out. POINT IT THE FUCKOUT. They are PRETENDING to not get it.
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It's time for everyone's favorite chronologically unanchored holiday, The Story of the Lizard in the Leg.
Because people keep asking, the Story of The Lizard In That Dude's Leg. Some caveats:
1. This happened more than twenty years ago. There are no pictures. There was a small article in a local paper with, again, no pictures (I'm assuming that's what the producers of 9-1-1: LONE STAR found).
1. This happened more than twenty years ago. There are no pictures. There was a small article in a local paper with, again, no pictures (I'm assuming that's what the producers of 9-1-1: LONE STAR found).
November 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
It's time for everyone's favorite chronologically unanchored holiday, The Story of the Lizard in the Leg.
Me, repeatedly yesterday: do you did me to come in tomorrow? I'll do it but you need to let me know today. They've called off the last 3 times due to sickness.
Boss: No it's fine.
TODAY
Boss: Hey can you come in?
😒😒😒
Boss: No it's fine.
TODAY
Boss: Hey can you come in?
😒😒😒
November 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Me, repeatedly yesterday: do you did me to come in tomorrow? I'll do it but you need to let me know today. They've called off the last 3 times due to sickness.
Boss: No it's fine.
TODAY
Boss: Hey can you come in?
😒😒😒
Boss: No it's fine.
TODAY
Boss: Hey can you come in?
😒😒😒
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November 20, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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[pulling up to the drive-through] hey can I get uhhhhhhh one of those terrible socialist mayors in my city too
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
[pulling up to the drive-through] hey can I get uhhhhhhh one of those terrible socialist mayors in my city too
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Leisure time. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
October 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Leisure time. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
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What did you do for a Klondike bar?
WHAT DID YOU DO?!
WHAT DID YOU DO?!
October 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
What did you do for a Klondike bar?
WHAT DID YOU DO?!
WHAT DID YOU DO?!
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Found the paid protester
October 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Found the paid protester
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folks can complain about the effectiveness of scheduled orderly mass protest but to think about it another way its the closest thing we have to the opening scene of A Muppet Christmas Carol where all the muppets sing "there goes Mr. Dipshit, there goes Mr. Ass" to Scrooge and it clearly bothered him
October 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
folks can complain about the effectiveness of scheduled orderly mass protest but to think about it another way its the closest thing we have to the opening scene of A Muppet Christmas Carol where all the muppets sing "there goes Mr. Dipshit, there goes Mr. Ass" to Scrooge and it clearly bothered him
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Please understand that although I probably would like THING you have recommended for me, I can only start a new THING when the committee of brain goblins approve it. I am not on the committee, I do not get a vote
October 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Please understand that although I probably would like THING you have recommended for me, I can only start a new THING when the committee of brain goblins approve it. I am not on the committee, I do not get a vote
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Happy Indigenous Peoples Day and fuck Christopher Columbus :3
October 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Happy Indigenous Peoples Day and fuck Christopher Columbus :3
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I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.
October 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.