sporty spice
@alallyallyson.bsky.social
baby Bulls fan; sports, books, baking, crab rangoon, things of that nature
oh my god this is the funniest thing that’s ever happened in any bowl
January 2, 2026 at 4:55 AM
oh my god this is the funniest thing that’s ever happened in any bowl
My senator @durbin.senate.gov currently on the shittiest farewell tour of all time
November 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
My senator @durbin.senate.gov currently on the shittiest farewell tour of all time
Game on the line…Kershaw warming up….you’ve gotta wonder if Dave Roberts has a very specific flavor of short-term memory loss
October 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Game on the line…Kershaw warming up….you’ve gotta wonder if Dave Roberts has a very specific flavor of short-term memory loss
it’s a beautiful day to cancel your Paramount+ subscription and redirect those funds to your local public broadcasters!
The Colbert situation is scary (assuming this is political, which it has to be, right?) because it's a good reminder that there's like 5 media companies out there that control everything now. It takes a very small amount of people to effectively silence any large scale criticism of the government.
July 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
it’s a beautiful day to cancel your Paramount+ subscription and redirect those funds to your local public broadcasters!
I live in the middle of nowhere Illinois and even I’m like…………Brad Lander should probably primary Schumer
June 25, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I live in the middle of nowhere Illinois and even I’m like…………Brad Lander should probably primary Schumer
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Illinois has enshrined protections to meet this very moment.
In a time of increasing overreach and hateful rhetoric, it's more important than ever to reaffirm our commitment to the rights and dignity of the LGBTQ+ community.
You have a home here always.
In a time of increasing overreach and hateful rhetoric, it's more important than ever to reaffirm our commitment to the rights and dignity of the LGBTQ+ community.
You have a home here always.
BREAKING: The Supreme Court upholds a Tennessee ban on gender-affirming care for transgender minors in a huge setback for transgender rights.
Supreme Court OKs Tennessee ban on gender-affirming care for minors, big loss for transgender rights
The Supreme Court has upheld Tennessee’s ban on gender-affirming care for transgender minors, a stunning setback to transgender rights.
bit.ly
June 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Illinois has enshrined protections to meet this very moment.
In a time of increasing overreach and hateful rhetoric, it's more important than ever to reaffirm our commitment to the rights and dignity of the LGBTQ+ community.
You have a home here always.
In a time of increasing overreach and hateful rhetoric, it's more important than ever to reaffirm our commitment to the rights and dignity of the LGBTQ+ community.
You have a home here always.
between this and the google commercial where they were talking about james blunt but playing a tal bachman song(????), I really thought I was losing touch with reality for a second there
did ABC accidentally just flash a FRIDAY THE 13TH still to the entire NBA Finals audience in the middle of a play, or did they do it intentionally
June 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
between this and the google commercial where they were talking about james blunt but playing a tal bachman song(????), I really thought I was losing touch with reality for a second there
Tyrese using his postgame interview to clarify that he is NOT in support of whatever crazy outfit his dad decided to wear tonight is like, the third most relatable thing he’s done this postseason
June 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Tyrese using his postgame interview to clarify that he is NOT in support of whatever crazy outfit his dad decided to wear tonight is like, the third most relatable thing he’s done this postseason
the right team would have him on a livestream EXPEDIENTLY
it’s a travesty we can’t immediately go to Chuck just shaking his head like he watched a teen driver back into a fire hydrant
June 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
the right team would have him on a livestream EXPEDIENTLY
the world needs kevin harlan calling NBA games
June 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
the world needs kevin harlan calling NBA games
watching alex caruso play well and have fun and get the love and praise he deserves
May 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
watching alex caruso play well and have fun and get the love and praise he deserves
“Minnesota needs another timeout” ? no, Minnesota needs the ghost of Gene Hackman himself to show up and give the locker room speech at halftime
May 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
“Minnesota needs another timeout” ? no, Minnesota needs the ghost of Gene Hackman himself to show up and give the locker room speech at halftime
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Pope confirmed a Bulls fan, I'm sure he loves you cutting videos of him coming out to Sirius
May 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Pope confirmed a Bulls fan, I'm sure he loves you cutting videos of him coming out to Sirius
the Chicago Pope bootleg merch industry may single-handedly revive our retail economy because wdym we’re only five hours into the papacy and they already have Pope Jordan hoodies on the market
May 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
the Chicago Pope bootleg merch industry may single-handedly revive our retail economy because wdym we’re only five hours into the papacy and they already have Pope Jordan hoodies on the market
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Need the sidetalk video more than I’ve needed anything ever
May 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Need the sidetalk video more than I’ve needed anything ever
I googled simply “NBA” to be able to quickly check the cavs/pacers score while out with friends, and uh….I’m in good company here
May 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I googled simply “NBA” to be able to quickly check the cavs/pacers score while out with friends, and uh….I’m in good company here
anheuser-busch bringing back busch light apple but stocking ZERO vendors in central illinois is not only a bad business move; it’s an attack on me, personally
May 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM
anheuser-busch bringing back busch light apple but stocking ZERO vendors in central illinois is not only a bad business move; it’s an attack on me, personally
warriors lineup tonight:
April 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
warriors lineup tonight:
where’s that guy who tells us to take Gonzaga deep every year I just wanna talk to him
March 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
where’s that guy who tells us to take Gonzaga deep every year I just wanna talk to him
obsessed with that March Madness announcer saying, “Lady, take us away” as if that’s Lady Gaga’s first name
March 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
obsessed with that March Madness announcer saying, “Lady, take us away” as if that’s Lady Gaga’s first name
hey @ltgovstratton.illinois.gov - you’re up!!
There is very little about this CR that I like—but there is even less I like about a government shutdown. With Trump & Musk taking a chainsaw to the government’s workforce & illegally freezing funding, the last thing we need to do is plunge our country into further chaos by shutting down the govt.
March 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
hey @ltgovstratton.illinois.gov - you’re up!!
lol I’m so sorry but if I got hit in the face with a volleyball so hard that I got brain damage, the CIA wouldn’t be able to waterboard that story out of me. Jason Momoa himself could spike a ball into my face and I would simply take it to my grave
March 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
lol I’m so sorry but if I got hit in the face with a volleyball so hard that I got brain damage, the CIA wouldn’t be able to waterboard that story out of me. Jason Momoa himself could spike a ball into my face and I would simply take it to my grave
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Serena Williams was on the field longer today than Harrison Butker.
February 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Serena Williams was on the field longer today than Harrison Butker.
saying this at the peak of the Nikola Jokić era is sooooooo funny
Mavericks governor Patrick Dumont—the son in law of owner Miriam Adelson—gave his first public comments on the Luka trade to the Dallas Morning News
Apparently they have shifted from calling Luka fat to calling Luka lazy
Apparently they have shifted from calling Luka fat to calling Luka lazy
February 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
saying this at the peak of the Nikola Jokić era is sooooooo funny