as trans day of visibility fades into night, it's time to build support for a new holiday: trans week of unfettered access to long-range rocket artillery

Problem: Exercise is both boring and tiring and I would probably do more of it if it was just tiring
Solution: Make a phone holder for this old stationary bike so I can watch youtube videos
I made the top out of wood to make it less slippy so hopefully the phone won't slip off sideways

The fix for this is kinda scary because of water, but the steps are:
1) Immediately unplug keyboard
2) Disassemble it and wash it with water, press all the keys to clean the switches
3) Blast it with canned air to dry
4) Put it in a box with desiccant for a few days to completely dry
5) Reassemble

I think I might have a future as a magician

Watch in amazement as I turn a good day into a bad day using nothing more than an expensive keyboard and a spilled coffee🙃

one of these days I'll be able to remove the support material from a 3d print without drawing blood. definitely not today though

The thing about freezing a bunch of daim bars for making ice cream is that you can only make ice cream so fast and the unused bars are right there and it is far too easy to eat 30 frozen daim bars over the course of a week

I'm at a hotel eating my continental breakfast like Jordan Peele

I met a hungry bee today

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I’m sorry it’s just so fucking funny that they built an entire AI just to give them the answer they wanted to this question and they couldn’t even do it

I finally got around to deactivating my twitter account. At least I think I did, it just brought me to an error page which could mean that Musk broke that as well

peter parker: doctor, i am sad
doctor octopus: i have a solution. the great hero spider-man is in town. go throw a corvette at spider-man, you will feel much better
peter parker: but doctor

i don’t know how to explain this but this shirt is bluesky coded

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