Andre Kelley
@akelley.bsky.social
Arsenal, law, Central and Eastern Europe, sports
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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Liv Smith is getting a Saka treatment from the Referee.
Arsenal one clubbing so hard. 🔴⚪
Arsenal one clubbing so hard. 🔴⚪
December 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Liv Smith is getting a Saka treatment from the Referee.
Arsenal one clubbing so hard. 🔴⚪
Arsenal one clubbing so hard. 🔴⚪
TF is the ref doing there?
December 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
TF is the ref doing there?
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It’s very funny to me that countries are trying to pass laws banning teens from social media until they’re older and can “handle it” as if the last decade hasn’t been about watching rich middle aged men nuke their brains on Twitter and then run the USA via shitpost.
Dude. Yes. Alito and Thomas are of course the standout examples, but all of the Republican justices have tells in their writing and their questioning indicating that they are, to varying degrees, marinating their brains in dumb bitch juice
My theory, fwiw, is that Supreme Court Justices are not immune to Twitter brain poisoning. I suspect all six have horrific information environments and have therefore lost the ability to understand the people who don't agree with them.
December 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
It’s very funny to me that countries are trying to pass laws banning teens from social media until they’re older and can “handle it” as if the last decade hasn’t been about watching rich middle aged men nuke their brains on Twitter and then run the USA via shitpost.
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Witch: You will be one of the most famous Chief Justices ever.
Roberts: Wow!
Witch: Oh, not in that way.
Roberts: Wow!
Witch: Oh, not in that way.
December 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Witch: You will be one of the most famous Chief Justices ever.
Roberts: Wow!
Witch: Oh, not in that way.
Roberts: Wow!
Witch: Oh, not in that way.
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
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Breaking. Liz Truss wins this year's FIFA Prize for Economics.
December 6, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Breaking. Liz Truss wins this year's FIFA Prize for Economics.
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This attitude explains much of the last few years. Your hate is *never* your fault. It’s never a thing you have to work on. That’s how you allow yourself to enjoy it.
“mummy, the annoying posts on social media made me racist” 😭😭😭
December 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
This attitude explains much of the last few years. Your hate is *never* your fault. It’s never a thing you have to work on. That’s how you allow yourself to enjoy it.
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The EU’s push to “simplify” its digital legislation has far-reaching consequences for data protection.
RENÉ MAHIEU argues that the Digital Omnibus proposal risks weakening the right of access to personal data — a key accountability tool.
verfassungsblog.de/digital-omni...
RENÉ MAHIEU argues that the Digital Omnibus proposal risks weakening the right of access to personal data — a key accountability tool.
verfassungsblog.de/digital-omni...
December 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The EU’s push to “simplify” its digital legislation has far-reaching consequences for data protection.
RENÉ MAHIEU argues that the Digital Omnibus proposal risks weakening the right of access to personal data — a key accountability tool.
verfassungsblog.de/digital-omni...
RENÉ MAHIEU argues that the Digital Omnibus proposal risks weakening the right of access to personal data — a key accountability tool.
verfassungsblog.de/digital-omni...
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Turns out they/them pronouns are useful when you want to distance yourself from responsibility for the war crimes.
Hegseth: "As President Trump always has our back, we always have the back of our commanders who are making decisions in difficult situations. All these strikes, they're making judgement calls ensuring they defend the American people. They've done the right things. We'll keep doing that."
December 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Turns out they/them pronouns are useful when you want to distance yourself from responsibility for the war crimes.
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December 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Dems release a video reminding troops of their responsibility to disobey illegal orders.
They’re called seditionists.
WaPo breaks the news that Hegseth said to kill survivors of a boat strike.
WH: “It wasn’t him! It was Admiral Bradley!”
This is why you disobey illegal orders
They’re called seditionists.
WaPo breaks the news that Hegseth said to kill survivors of a boat strike.
WH: “It wasn’t him! It was Admiral Bradley!”
This is why you disobey illegal orders
December 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Dems release a video reminding troops of their responsibility to disobey illegal orders.
They’re called seditionists.
WaPo breaks the news that Hegseth said to kill survivors of a boat strike.
WH: “It wasn’t him! It was Admiral Bradley!”
This is why you disobey illegal orders
They’re called seditionists.
WaPo breaks the news that Hegseth said to kill survivors of a boat strike.
WH: “It wasn’t him! It was Admiral Bradley!”
This is why you disobey illegal orders
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I mean look at this prick... Enzo!
No card btw and celebrating kicking and getting away with it. 🤦🏻
No card btw and celebrating kicking and getting away with it. 🤦🏻
December 1, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I mean look at this prick... Enzo!
No card btw and celebrating kicking and getting away with it. 🤦🏻
No card btw and celebrating kicking and getting away with it. 🤦🏻
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I ask again ...
Is Caicedo just allowed do what he wants?
November 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I ask again ...
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OTD in 1939 USSR began to liberate Finland from themselves in the Winter War. It followed denials, a false flag, a bullshit excuse, us deliberately targeting civilians while we took massive casualties we lied about.
Imagine that happening today...
Imagine that happening today...
November 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
OTD in 1939 USSR began to liberate Finland from themselves in the Winter War. It followed denials, a false flag, a bullshit excuse, us deliberately targeting civilians while we took massive casualties we lied about.
Imagine that happening today...
Imagine that happening today...
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Meanwhile, in the stupid side of North London…
thomas the train is on the tracks and the caption says it was time for thomas to leave he had seen everything
ALT: thomas the train is on the tracks and the caption says it was time for thomas to leave he had seen everything
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Meanwhile, in the stupid side of North London…
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I second the motion to adopt this term.
Hagueseth
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
November 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I second the motion to adopt this term.
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Today's migration stats illustrate the migration doom loop in action...
(from my presentation at the IMF last week)
(from my presentation at the IMF last week)
November 27, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Today's migration stats illustrate the migration doom loop in action...
(from my presentation at the IMF last week)
(from my presentation at the IMF last week)
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Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
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November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
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I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
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Hmmmm….with Casemiro and Zirkzee playing, the referee should send another Everton player off, just to even things up.
November 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Hmmmm….with Casemiro and Zirkzee playing, the referee should send another Everton player off, just to even things up.