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sad news from the nation's capital today as, our sources within the white house now confirm, the president's hideous bloated corpse refuses to die
August 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
sad news from the nation's capital today as, our sources within the white house now confirm, the president's hideous bloated corpse refuses to die
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Bezos Wedding Guests Delighted By Amazon Worker With Ring Tied To Collar Crawling Down Aisle theonion.com/bezos-w...
Bezos Wedding Guests Delighted By Amazon Worker With Ring Tied To Collar Crawling Down Aisle
VENICE, ITALY—Smiling at the couple’s lighthearted twist on a traditional ring bearer, guests at the wedding of Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez were reportedly delighted this week by the sight of an Amazon worker with a ring tied to his collar crawling down the aisle. “Oh my gosh, my heart is melting—such a good boy,” […]
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June 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Bezos Wedding Guests Delighted By Amazon Worker With Ring Tied To Collar Crawling Down Aisle theonion.com/bezos-w...
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mr beast talking about the human lives he has trapped in simultaneous simulations with "cant wait to upload these" is why black mirror can never be as good as it used to be
March 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
mr beast talking about the human lives he has trapped in simultaneous simulations with "cant wait to upload these" is why black mirror can never be as good as it used to be
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Brat summer is a thing of the past -- 2025 is officially Mr. Bean summer. Changing into our swimsuits without removing our underwear. Getting our heads stuck in turkeys. Feuding with three-wheeled cars. Cutting the hair of strangers. Insulting the Queen.
March 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Brat summer is a thing of the past -- 2025 is officially Mr. Bean summer. Changing into our swimsuits without removing our underwear. Getting our heads stuck in turkeys. Feuding with three-wheeled cars. Cutting the hair of strangers. Insulting the Queen.
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tesla autopilot has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time
March 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
tesla autopilot has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time
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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
February 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
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I could accept everyone becoming dumber if we were also becoming nicer (golden retriever-fication) instead of getting more evil
January 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I could accept everyone becoming dumber if we were also becoming nicer (golden retriever-fication) instead of getting more evil
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But have we considered the possibility that he was simply paying homage to the Argonath, who, in the likeness of Isildur and Anárion, stood above either side of the River Anduin at the northern entrance to Nen Hithoel in order to mark the northern border of Gondor?
January 22, 2025 at 9:39 AM
But have we considered the possibility that he was simply paying homage to the Argonath, who, in the likeness of Isildur and Anárion, stood above either side of the River Anduin at the northern entrance to Nen Hithoel in order to mark the northern border of Gondor?
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