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@aitkenneil.bsky.social
We're just normal men
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December 4, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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One time I spent five minutes at lunch drawing a reverse centaur and it became one of my most retweeted pieces of art. I resented that so I deleted it but now it can be free again because not enough people follow me on here for it to go big
April 28, 2023 at 2:34 PM
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Quite an unfortunate place to drift off into an ellipsis.
October 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!
September 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Interesting looking Scotland squad 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
September 30, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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1* did not wank the elephants.

Good Morning.
August 24, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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It's Friday. It's the shortest amount of time anyone has ever owned a trouser press.
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Bullseye - The cruel mistress that is the Prize Board
YouTube video by ChristinaLMartin
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November 15, 2024 at 10:10 AM
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Good to see how much Joe Hart took on board in his year at Celtic - seems to be wearing the Pope's jacket 👏
April 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Yes Liz. Do it. This'll be the comedy event of the summer.
April 15, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Can't recommend this highly enough. The D&B Spinal Tap #IroningService youtube.com/watch?v=efgZ...
Modern Times: LTJ Bukem/Good Looking Records documentary (upscaled)
YouTube video by Creative Republic
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March 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Obsessed with this accidental zoom-in on Sky News.
January 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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I have a ticket for Liverpool vs Accrington today in the Kop today that I’d like to give away for free to someone who doesn’t normally go (and because it’s last minute).

I don’t know how easy that is for people to see on Bluesky. Please can you help with a repost? @theanfieldwrap.bsky.social
January 11, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Incredible stuff! Shame I can't make it to Norwich for some last minute Christmas shopping
There’s an antiques emporium in Norwich of such unfathomable strangeness every visit produces fresh gasps of bewilderment and terror. Recent finds:

1. Mounted photo print of depressed steam train driver (£1)
December 18, 2024 at 8:49 AM
Good to see how much Joe Hart took on board in his year at Celtic - seems to be wearing the Pope's jacket 👏
December 10, 2024 at 6:03 PM
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Today’s poem is called “On ‘;..p’[[[[[[[[[[[[[;’;////////////////////////3,’”.
November 27, 2024 at 9:09 AM
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There is always one in the crowd.
November 26, 2024 at 7:19 AM
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November 21, 2024 at 10:47 AM
You have to say, Scotland somehow going from pot 1 to pot 3 despite winning our game, based on goals scored by Croatia, Czechia and Slovakia is very on brand for us

It's like Liverpool missing out on a Champions League place because Doncaster beat Gillingham
November 19, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Incredible performance from the boys tonight! Where's everyone's money going for the Scotland Pot 2 Accumulator tomorrow night? #CzeGeo #SvkEst 🍿
November 18, 2024 at 9:55 PM
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The north of Scotland will apparently be covered by an enormous yellow cock this evening.
November 18, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Wow, amazing!
Exciting to see what this platform will bring. Hoping to meet my photography friends here🙌🏻 This image is from my latest trip to Iceland. Such a crazy view from the Cessna ✌🏻
November 16, 2024 at 8:19 PM
An all-timer
November 16, 2024 at 10:03 AM
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Can we start a thread of great Irish election posters?

Starting with the wonderful

“Make crime illegal”.

#ireland
#irish
#wonderfulelectionposters
November 15, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Oh Ben Doak is magic! You knoooow, he's better than Ronaldinho!

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Pilot - It's Magic • TopPop
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November 15, 2024 at 10:01 PM