Aikaterine Lemons
@aikaterinelemons.bsky.social
⚜️ Nola born & raised ⚜️
• Humor • Animals • Sarcasm • ADHD •
• Humor • Animals • Sarcasm • ADHD •
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Well dang. I didn't even know I had an account with Wells Fargo. Looks pretty official so I'd better click the link and sort this out.
January 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Well dang. I didn't even know I had an account with Wells Fargo. Looks pretty official so I'd better click the link and sort this out.
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Don’t be glum about the long, cold winter. Look around: the trees are busy, not sleeping. When the temperature permits, cells in this bud are dividing, maturing into flowers, leaves, stems. The cambium, maker of all the trees, is preparing for its spring festivities. Be like a tree: keep growing.
January 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Don’t be glum about the long, cold winter. Look around: the trees are busy, not sleeping. When the temperature permits, cells in this bud are dividing, maturing into flowers, leaves, stems. The cambium, maker of all the trees, is preparing for its spring festivities. Be like a tree: keep growing.
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Marilyn Manson: Congratulations, you’re the new drummer in my band. You’ll need to pick a stage name that combines an iconic female celebrity and a notorious killer
Me: I’ll be called Betty Boop Drunk Driving
Marilyn Manson: You’re fired
Me: I’ll be called Betty Boop Drunk Driving
Marilyn Manson: You’re fired
January 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Marilyn Manson: Congratulations, you’re the new drummer in my band. You’ll need to pick a stage name that combines an iconic female celebrity and a notorious killer
Me: I’ll be called Betty Boop Drunk Driving
Marilyn Manson: You’re fired
Me: I’ll be called Betty Boop Drunk Driving
Marilyn Manson: You’re fired
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Aliens: Hello, Earthling.
Me: Oh, hey.
Aliens: Are you not shocked to see us?
Me: We've got a lot going on...
Me: Oh, hey.
Aliens: Are you not shocked to see us?
Me: We've got a lot going on...
January 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Aliens: Hello, Earthling.
Me: Oh, hey.
Aliens: Are you not shocked to see us?
Me: We've got a lot going on...
Me: Oh, hey.
Aliens: Are you not shocked to see us?
Me: We've got a lot going on...
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calling my ass "The Gas Stove" because it's hot to the touch and i fart a lot
January 13, 2025 at 5:42 AM
calling my ass "The Gas Stove" because it's hot to the touch and i fart a lot
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Wow. Just...wow.
President Zelensky: 150 Ukrainian firefighters are ready to travel to California to help combat the wildfires.🇺🇸🇺🇦
January 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Wow. Just...wow.
January 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
January 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
January 13, 2025 at 3:26 AM
January 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Porn bot update:
I started reporting porn bots two days ago and it's working.
Put "Porn bot" in the optional info box.
These are all gone now.👇 So either they all unfollowed me en masse (unlikely) or Bluesky is doing some great work!
I started reporting porn bots two days ago and it's working.
Put "Porn bot" in the optional info box.
These are all gone now.👇 So either they all unfollowed me en masse (unlikely) or Bluesky is doing some great work!
January 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Porn bot update:
I started reporting porn bots two days ago and it's working.
Put "Porn bot" in the optional info box.
These are all gone now.👇 So either they all unfollowed me en masse (unlikely) or Bluesky is doing some great work!
I started reporting porn bots two days ago and it's working.
Put "Porn bot" in the optional info box.
These are all gone now.👇 So either they all unfollowed me en masse (unlikely) or Bluesky is doing some great work!
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“guess who’s getting all the sun’s love today?”
January 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
“guess who’s getting all the sun’s love today?”
January 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
January 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
January 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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