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Venezuelan Busta Rhymes: Corina Machado, tricked out to the Donatello and got Juan Guaido'd; come at the empanada man and you gwan die slow
Chilean JPEGMAFIA: Mengele stole my cum at the club and cloned me
Argentinian Kanye: (loudest noise you've ever heard) THEY CALL HIM THE ECONOMY HITLERRRRR
Chilean JPEGMAFIA: Mengele stole my cum at the club and cloned me
Argentinian Kanye: (loudest noise you've ever heard) THEY CALL HIM THE ECONOMY HITLERRRRR
January 16, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Venezuelan Busta Rhymes: Corina Machado, tricked out to the Donatello and got Juan Guaido'd; come at the empanada man and you gwan die slow
Chilean JPEGMAFIA: Mengele stole my cum at the club and cloned me
Argentinian Kanye: (loudest noise you've ever heard) THEY CALL HIM THE ECONOMY HITLERRRRR
Chilean JPEGMAFIA: Mengele stole my cum at the club and cloned me
Argentinian Kanye: (loudest noise you've ever heard) THEY CALL HIM THE ECONOMY HITLERRRRR
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not my house, but I know my way around
January 14, 2026 at 2:47 AM
not my house, but I know my way around
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If you made a Venn diagram of every weird person I knew in Silicon Valley during the first dot-com boom, centrifuged it, extracted the pellet, and re-suspended it in high-proof eugenics with a splash of AI, you'd end up with something like this.
It'll take a strong stomach to read this "gift" link.
It'll take a strong stomach to read this "gift" link.
Can You Optimize Love?
www.nytimes.com
January 6, 2026 at 11:53 PM
If you made a Venn diagram of every weird person I knew in Silicon Valley during the first dot-com boom, centrifuged it, extracted the pellet, and re-suspended it in high-proof eugenics with a splash of AI, you'd end up with something like this.
It'll take a strong stomach to read this "gift" link.
It'll take a strong stomach to read this "gift" link.
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they’re going to want to kill him for this but he’s so right, individualism as an ideology needs to end
January 2, 2026 at 1:23 AM
they’re going to want to kill him for this but he’s so right, individualism as an ideology needs to end
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It makes my day to see so many people saying that “the year can finally end” when our Todd & Aaron video drops. Happy that something we do can be part of tradition for so many people! Never a bad way to start any year. Happy New Year everyone!
January 1, 2026 at 5:49 AM
It makes my day to see so many people saying that “the year can finally end” when our Todd & Aaron video drops. Happy that something we do can be part of tradition for so many people! Never a bad way to start any year. Happy New Year everyone!
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*CP2077 NPC voice* What’s up choom. I got what you need. The Hitler estrogen. The Thatcher testosterone. I got that progesterone that got Stalin pregnant
December 17, 2025 at 7:54 PM
*CP2077 NPC voice* What’s up choom. I got what you need. The Hitler estrogen. The Thatcher testosterone. I got that progesterone that got Stalin pregnant
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Eagles Fans Despondent After 31-0 Victory
December 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Eagles Fans Despondent After 31-0 Victory
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ratatouille yanking on my pubes, telling me how to fuck
December 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
ratatouille yanking on my pubes, telling me how to fuck
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Seeing a fabulous scholar flying overhead:
December 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Seeing a fabulous scholar flying overhead:
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They walked so Heated and Rivalry could fuck
December 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
They walked so Heated and Rivalry could fuck
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we need a new "popeyes chicken sandwich" for everyone to flip out about. it doesn't need to be made by popeye's but it needs a similar huge cultural moment attached to it. i think a chicken fried steak sandwich could do it but perhaps the next sandwich to capture the zeitgeist is unknowable
December 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
we need a new "popeyes chicken sandwich" for everyone to flip out about. it doesn't need to be made by popeye's but it needs a similar huge cultural moment attached to it. i think a chicken fried steak sandwich could do it but perhaps the next sandwich to capture the zeitgeist is unknowable
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HEALTH be like (synths)
(guitar)
(bass)
When you're sad... You always are...
(drop)
(video of Rei Ayanami fighting Hank Hill in the background)
(guitar)
(bass)
When you're sad... You always are...
(drop)
(video of Rei Ayanami fighting Hank Hill in the background)
November 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
HEALTH be like (synths)
(guitar)
(bass)
When you're sad... You always are...
(drop)
(video of Rei Ayanami fighting Hank Hill in the background)
(guitar)
(bass)
When you're sad... You always are...
(drop)
(video of Rei Ayanami fighting Hank Hill in the background)
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Sometime late in the Bush administration we as a country stopped illuminating rooms with a floodlight placed directly behind a slowly rotating industrial fan and our nation has been floundering ever since.
One of the absolute dogdick shittiest things to be nostalgic for is how I miss big warehouse sets with a fuckin' huge flood light blasting on the windows
November 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Sometime late in the Bush administration we as a country stopped illuminating rooms with a floodlight placed directly behind a slowly rotating industrial fan and our nation has been floundering ever since.
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Red and Blue Composition, by Ad Reinhardt, 1941 (flipped), 📸 by Andrew Mordzynski
November 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Red and Blue Composition, by Ad Reinhardt, 1941 (flipped), 📸 by Andrew Mordzynski
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Report: Oyster Cracker–Wise, Nation Doing Pretty Good https://theonion.com/report-oyster-cracker-wise-nation-doing-pretty-good-1819578214/
November 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Report: Oyster Cracker–Wise, Nation Doing Pretty Good https://theonion.com/report-oyster-cracker-wise-nation-doing-pretty-good-1819578214/
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Had a really fun interview with Dread Central a few months back that is finally out. Check it out! 🐀
www.dreadcentral.com/news/548442/...
www.dreadcentral.com/news/548442/...
YouTuber 'Grim Beard' Leads the Goth Gamer Nation [New Blood Drops]
YouTuber 'Grim Beard' Leads the Goth Gamer Nation [New Blood Drops]
www.dreadcentral.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Had a really fun interview with Dread Central a few months back that is finally out. Check it out! 🐀
www.dreadcentral.com/news/548442/...
www.dreadcentral.com/news/548442/...
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This is a good piece but god almighty is it sad, sad, sad
One app, 60 men, 26 dates: my adventures in alt-right dating
There’s no question that we’re living — and looking for love — in contentious times, where extreme political ideologies have all but divided parts of the dating pool. Or have they?
www.cosmopolitan.com
October 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
This is a good piece but god almighty is it sad, sad, sad
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Incredible infographic at the state fair
October 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Incredible infographic at the state fair
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Nathan Fielder Builds Shadow Moses Island
Nathan Fielder Builds Shadow Moses Island
UNIMAK ISLAND, Alaska — Shortly after beating Metal Gear Solid for the first time, comedian Nathan Fielder has constructed a fully accurate replica of the…
hard-drive.net
October 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Nathan Fielder Builds Shadow Moses Island
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doing miles davis at karaoke and just kinda bobbing my head the whole time
October 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
doing miles davis at karaoke and just kinda bobbing my head the whole time
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Thinking about the suicidal Mario again
October 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Thinking about the suicidal Mario again
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RIP to Drew Struzen, the greatest to ever do it. 🙌
October 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
RIP to Drew Struzen, the greatest to ever do it. 🙌